all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

me: *pops candy in my mouth*

me, in my head: teeth please… just this once… do not destroy the candy let me enjoy it for the longest time possible just this once im BEGGING you do NOT chew it please

my teeth:


Milk unboxing video

basically taylor made us all promise that if anyone made any accusations of who this song is about, we tell them it is 100% about her angel boyfriend of 1 year.

(this isn’t a secret, she wanted us to tell people)