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anonymous asked:

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

i was having dinner with my family (TURKEY AND WHATNOT) and my dad started laughing to himself uncontrollably and so my mom asked what was wrong and he looked up and said in the exact cadence and inflection of a  chopped judge, “with 30 seconds left on the clock, deep frying your dick and balls was a bold move” and then went back to eating

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hearing charles martinet speak in complete sentences in his mario voice is very surreal and frightening