m:bambam

alright you FUCKERS

it’s time you got educated on the only 2 facts you’ll ever need to FUCKING know

1. if it’s clear and yellah you got juice there fella

2. if it’s tangy and brown you’re in cider town

Favorite part of morrowind is how Caius Cosades is completley shredded and an important member of the blades but just sits around in his shitty apartment shirtless doing skooma all day

“tops don’t interact” this “bottoms don’t interact” that. We all don’t interact. this is why we’re all touch starved

also, maybe this is considered an unpopular opinion, but… i feel like you CHOOSE to be lgbt…? but it’s not like a “this is what i’m choosing to have for dinner” choice… it’s like… putting a puzzle piece in the right spot. you could technically choose to put an ill fitting piece in there, squeeze it until it fits, but why would you do that? like… it’s an unconscious decision. the logical choice in a room full of illogical ones. so like. take that how you will.

anyway cishet people don’t touch don’t THINK about this post this is for lgbt people only as far as you’re concerned i came into this wold a big ol’ lesbian and i did not choose to be gay, thank you

me trying to explain to people in my life that i’m freaking out because taylor deleted everything she’s ever done on social media, and why this is an incredibly positive thing and probably indicates that an album is coming despite the fact that she has done literally nothing to suggest that

ALRIGHT TAYLOR SWIFT IF YOU THINK I’M GONNA SIT ON YOUR WEBSITE AND REFRESH IT EVERY FIVE MINUTES FOR THE REST OF TONIGHT YOU…..are completely right, I have no control of this side of me. 

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