m:bambam

newly approved oppressed groups as of april 2017

- staff at multimillion dollar corporate PR firms that act quirky and relatable on the internet

- rich people scammed out of 1-12 thousand dollars

- people who say “thrussy”

- barack obama’s wall street speech

The evil overlord has killed innocent people, burned cities, and actively suppresses all resistance in the world. On your quest to stop him, you have found out why, and it turns out he has a pretty damn good reason.

You’re an astronaut on the International Space Station, and you watch in horror as the US fires the last nuclear warhead and ends the last remains of human civilization. You’re left with just 3 other humans, with no hope of a supply restock.