m: st reboot

Kirk: You’re a dad, right? I could seriously use some advice!

Sulu: Well, my daughter is about 30% less lethal so I’m not sure my advice would be useful to you.

Kirk: Yeah, I guess that’s– Wait. How is she only 30% less lethal??

Sulu: I’ve been teaching her fencing. And her Baachan is a judo instructor, so… *shrugs*


Which eventually leads to the daughters’ tea time:

it’s 2:12 am but i’ve been thinking about making one of those blogs like… you know there’s a klance café one, a klance college au one, the lance and keith do cool stuff one…. idk how you call them?

an ask blog where i draw things as replies. that kinda thing. for my sdm au. or my pool one, idk the legalities of the sdm one tbh. idk!!!! what do y'all think

i bet this happened once on the enterprise
  • jim: kARAOKE NIGHT EVERYONE
  • everyone except spock and bones: AYE CAPTAIN
  • bones: god help me
  • jim: I'LL GO FIRST OKAY-- SPOCK, THIS IS FOR YOU
  • bones: jim no don't-
  • spock: jim, you are inebriated, please desist-
  • jim: *bursts into singing* yOU GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, CHILL IT OUT TAKE IT SLOW-- SPOCK YOU HAVE THE MOST LOVELY BLUSH UPON YOUR CHEEKS -- YOU GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, MIX IT ALL TOGETHER--
  • spock: *nerve pinches the hell out of jim*