m: parks and rec

  • Mary-Lou: Can we all agree on eliminating any of these designs for the new flyers?
  • Credence: Chastity's blows.
  • Chastity: Wow, don't hold back.
  • Credence: No offense but it's a giant picture of a church. That's not art.
  • Chastity: Well, at least it's not a fat human hamster eating meat.
  • Mary-Lou: OK, guys you both have a point. Chastity, yours was a little trite. And Credence, yours was hellish, and might make someone vomit.
  • Credence: Thank you.

Newt: He just sat down. What am I supposed to do? He’s my boss.
Tina: No, he’s not!
Newt: He isn’t? God dang it, I cannot figure out who my boss is!

(Parks and Recreation: Season 3, Episode 3: Time Capsule)

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