m: parenthood

artsy-wolf96  asked:

Can you give me a list of DILF! Eren? I can't seem to ever find any, so yeah^^

You have truly come to the right place! There’s an ask [here] full of DILF!Eren, and I’ve found some more for ya! Truly, age gaps & single fathers are my favourite fic tropes.

Sartorial Elegance
Summary: Garrison Fine Tailored Clothing is famous in the men’s clothing industry for bespoke and made-to-measure suits. Their head tailor Levi has a hard time keeping his eyes off the new salesman upstairs, and not just because his trousers need tailoring properly.

Tipping Over
Summary: Isabel and Levi get kicked out of class, Eren gives them advice, and Levi and him talk alone.

My Old Friend
Summary: When Levi was a teenager, the unrequited love of his life was Eren, his best friend’s father. Fifteen years later, Levi finds himself back in Whitecrest Cove to sell his late uncle’s house.

I Wanna Be Yours
Summary: Levi is extremely skilled when it comes to babysitting Isabel Jaeger and pining after Eren Jaeger. If only jobs would take those skills as applicable qualities of an employee.

Surprise, Surprise
Summary: “You little minx, you have no idea what you’ve been doing to me - or rather, I think you know exactly what you’ve been doing.”

Neck
Summary: “No, you’re fine, I just – Eren why won’t you let me near your neck when we’re having sex?”
     “I – wow you noticed that, huh?”

>>M.

Mom declares her daughter is done with homework in viral email.

Blogger Bunmi Laditan sent her 10-year-old’s school a clear message.

“Hello Maya’s teachers,

Maya will be drastically reducing the amount of homework she does this year. She’s been very stressed and is starting to have physical symptoms such as chest pain and waking up at 4 a.m. worrying about her school workload.

She’s not behind academically and very much enjoys school. We consulted with a tutor and a therapist suggested we lighten her workload. Doing 2-3 hours of homework after getting home at 4:30 is leaving little time for her to just be a child and enjoy family time and we’d like to avoid her sinking into a depression over this.”

Don’t expect children to heal your wounds.

Don’t expect children to make your lives easier.

Don’t expect children to give you a purpose.

Don’t expect children to make it up to you for everything you went through.

Don’t expect children to devote their life to you.

Don’t expect children to be your savers.

Children are their own people.

They deserve to have their own life and not to be addition to yours.

“I don’t think I could handle having a mentally ill child”
“I don’t think I can handle having a physically handicapped child”
“I don’t think I could handle having a trans child”
“I don’t think I could handle having a gay child”
“I don’t think I could han-”

THEN👏 DON’T👏 HAVE👏 A👏 CHILD👏 👏 👏

My Favorite shows part 2

Miranda

Originally posted by mirandaseb

Modern Family

Originally posted by modernfamily-abc

Mrs Brown Boys

Originally posted by willliamgraham

My Mad Fat Diary

Originally posted by secretgif-s

One day at a time

Originally posted by mindykahling

Orange is the new black

Originally posted by 26km

Oz

Originally posted by bcat1

Parenthood

Originally posted by popsandculture

Pitch

Originally posted by darlinginmyway

Poldark

Originally posted by vavaharrison

Powerless

Originally posted by grantgustic

Preacher

Originally posted by nbiancaandreea

Prison Break

Originally posted by sslice-of-lifee

Pure Genius

Originally posted by gifswithasideofgifs

Pushing Daisies

Originally posted by ohpushingdaisies

Queer as Folk

Originally posted by love-for-boys

Ripper Street

Originally posted by lemanstreet

Roadies

Originally posted by roadies

Santa Clarita Diet

Originally posted by weytani

Scream Queens

Originally posted by stillherebxtch

Shameless

Originally posted by tricotati

Sherlock

Originally posted by detective-from-221b

Sneaky Pete

Originally posted by jakebusey

Sons of Anarchy

Originally posted by karladahmer

Speechless

Originally posted by showcaseshirley17

Star

Originally posted by lifelovemusiq

Stargate Atlantis

Originally posted by coffeelovingwallflower

Taboo

Originally posted by tom-hardy-everywhere

Teen Wolf

Originally posted by mccall-me-miguel

Telenovela

Originally posted by cecilu

Texas Rising

Originally posted by mypapawinchester

The Big Bang Theory

Originally posted by bitch201091

The Fall

Originally posted by everythingjd

The Foster

Originally posted by hyadamsfoster

The Hollow Crown

Originally posted by harryofengland

The Night Shift

Originally posted by armouredsheep

The Odd Couple

Originally posted by daddymymouthisfullofstars

The Pacific

Originally posted by queenofniflheim

The Red Road

Originally posted by daryl-dixon

The Vicar of Dibley

Originally posted by mostly-british-comedy

The Walking Dead

Originally posted by omgkcjade

This is Us

Originally posted by stuckinthedaydream

Transparent

Originally posted by yahooentertainment

Tru Calling

Originally posted by twinsand

True Detective

Originally posted by sonandheirofnothinginparticular

Underground

Originally posted by dailyunderground

Vicious

Originally posted by pbstv

Vikings

Originally posted by historyvikings

When we rise

Originally posted by mickeyandmumbles

Will and Grace

Originally posted by outofficial

2

TUMBLR PLEASE HELP

When I came into work this morning, I saw this little guy on the front porch. His name is Avery, my research has led me to believe that he’s a male Luna moth, and he’s not looking good. I brought him inside because he was getting eaten up by ants, but now that he’s here I don’t know what’s best for him. 

IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT I SHOULD DO, PLEASE TELL ME. @glumshoe

I’VE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR MAYBE AN HOUR BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND WANT THE BEST FOR HIM.