m: majestic moose

Here you guys go! Have a majestic moose yelling to the wind.

Look at that mane of his.

Isn’t he majestic.

Now.. we don’t to scare him. Shhh…

Watch him graze.

Look at how fierce he’s trying to be.

Aww… How precious.

now he’s trying to communicate with us.

What’s that Sammy? You want more Maybelline for that hair of yours?

Oh no.. I think we upset the majestic being.

Shh… It’s okay. We love you!

It’s showing it’s appreciation. 

And it wants to give us a treat? WHAT?!

SWEET MOTHER OF HOLY JESUS. 

LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKING MOOSE.