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caramelcoffeeaddict  asked:

I believe the fic where Kurt writes erotica & Blaine is a children's author is "Kama Seusstra" (archiveofourown*org/works/3091181)

Thank you very much! Also thanks to @pamelalansburykk, @okaykayen and the two anons who also sent this in. Much appreciated!

Kama Seusstra by GSJwrites

When erotica author Kurt Hummel follows the hot guy from the book convention party back to his hotel room, he thinks it’s simply a chance to spark his lackluster sex life. But when a scheduling change finds him sharing a speaker’s podium with his one night stand, he discovers that he has hooked up with Blaine Anderson, America’s darling of children’s literature.

Can the writer of a popular erotic serial find love with the author who has made bow ties the literary and fashion trend of children everywhere?

Kama Seusstra follows both their efforts to navigate an unlikely relationship as well as their stories: “Out at Home”, an online erotic serial set in the world of professional baseball, and “The Brave Little Bow Tie”, a children’s story about a bow tie trying to find his place in the world.

This is a story of sex, love and the hard choices we make to balance happiness and success.

Two-shot Fic: The Catch (Part 2 to The Chase)

PG-13 | Humor | Romance | Skank!Kurt | College AU

So, after The Chase, comes The Catch. Which is my clever way of saying this is the sequel to @notthetoothfairy‘s B-day fic some of you guys requested. Find part one on AO3 as well.

I hope you enjoy! This is quite possible the fluffiest ball of fluff I’ve ever written.

The Catch

Blaine tries not to show any external signs of nerves while he waits. He keeps his hands from wrangling, his feet from tapping, and his teeth from chewing on his lip. But he can’t stop his eyes from darting towards every vehicle that drives by or turns the corner. Kurt is so torturing him. He’s late. Okay, so he’s two minutes late, but it feels like it’s twenty, and Blaine is still a little afraid that he hallucinated Kurt’s declarations the morning before.

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Description of Broadway's  guys voices
  • Leslie Odom Jr.: A red velvet cupcake fresh out of the oven with cream cheese frosting in the middle
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: That Dragon’s Egg Bath Bomb that just explodes with color when you drop it in the bath water
  • Daveed Diggs: Tap dancing. Just tap dancing but also rapping at the same time
  • Michael Arden: Butterflies in your stomach that are so strong you want to pull a Julie Andrews and start spinning happily in a circle
  • Andy Mientus: Fuzzy socks and hot chocolate by a warm fire with tons of blankets while having a Disney movie marathon
  • Aaron Tveit: The cold side of your pillow that feels oh-so-good in the middle of the night
  • Jeremy Jordan: Dressing in a cute outfit and strutting around while everyone is checking you out and you KNOW you look hot AF
  • Ben Platt: To take a bath with relaxing music and suddenly felt the heat in your body and your cheeks blushing
  • Darren Criss: When you adopt a new puppy, who has been living on the street starving, and now all you wanna do is wrap him in a blanket, cuddle and give him love
  • Jonathan Groff: That one commercial for Coca Cola that they play at Christmas Time that makes everyone laugh,smile, and cry
  • Alex Boniello: When you’re home alone and put on full concert mode very loudly with light, fume and special effects all over the room
Types of Ships
  • Ships: the average joe
  • Boats: tiny ships that don't last for too long
  • Submarines: unknown/widely unpopular ships
  • Ghost ships: sunken ships that still sail, where one/both sides of the ship have died
  • Battleships: antis; they sink other ships for their own benefit, and are the cause of many ships wars
  • Water Police: they are the peaceful kind; they ship anything, and are always trying to (unsuccessfully) prevent ship wars
  • The Titanic: huge ships, usually OTPs that everyone knows are going to sink at some point
  • The Ark: end-game OTPs. Like it or not, everyone knows they're going to happen
The signs as gay couples on the screen
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Emison<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Sanvers<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Sterek<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Klaine<p/><b>Leo:</b> Brittana<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Swan queen<p/><b>Libra:</b> Malec<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Clexa<p/><b>Saggitarius:</b> Beronica<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Hollstein<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Destiel<p/><b>Pisces:</b> Supercop<p/></p>
Friendly reminders that

Shipping a gay ship does NOT make you an ally
Like shipping a hetero ship does NOT make you homophobic either
A homosexual person can also be homophobic too (due to self-loathing, homophobic parents or living environment…)
A homophobic person is a person who thinks homosexuality is unnatural or a taboo. Said person also hate the LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈 community. Homophobia is not a phobia. You’re not afraid, you’re an asshole.
ALSO STOP REFERRING YOUR GAY SHIPS AS “SIN” AND “NEED JESUS” UNLESS YOU SHIP THE TWO GUY FROM KILLING STALKING OR ANY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS OR ANY INCEST, ANY PEDOPHELIA SHIP (forgive my english) THEN YES YOU AND YOUR SHIPS ARE DISGUSTING AND NEED JESUS
(Obviously I’m tagging ships to spread this)

The Signs as the Ugliest Ships
  • aries: bellarke
  • taurus: karamel
  • gemini: bughead
  • cancer: skyeward
  • leo: reylo
  • virgo: finchel
  • libra: snowbarry
  • scorpio: chair
  • sagittarius: vauseman
  • capricorn: captain swan
  • aquarius: klaine
  • pisces: snermione