m: kiss kiss bang bang

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Sentence Starters
  • “Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?”
  • “You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t ‘good cop, bad cop.’”
  • “8%? Who taught you math?”
  • “The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!”
  • “A picture of me?”
  • “And I have this thing where, halfway in the middle…”
  • “Don’t worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I’m not going to end this 17 times.”
  • “Is she dead? No, she’s just resting her eyes for a minute.“
  • “Yeah, it’s a dumb movie thing.”
  • ”You wanna see something cool?”
  • “Who taught you grammar? Badly’s an adverb.”
  • “I think you wouldn’t know where to feed yourself if you didn’t flap your mouth so much.”
  • “Anyone home? I got an injury… problem.”
  • “I shot a guy. I never did that before.”
  • “There… All done… Finished.”
  • “Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.”
  • “Use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight.”
  • “Well he used to beat me in Morse code so it’s possible.”
  • “Don’t blame yourself. Listen. Sometimes these things just happen.”
  • “Captain Fuckin’ Magic!”
  • “Mustard. I’m Mustard, baby.”
  • “You know, I’m with him on this one man, that’s pretty fuckin’ obscure.”