m: hetalia

Stereotyped Characters
  • "This asshole": questionable morals, hidden objective, villain, etc.
  • My son: precious cin/sinnamon roll
  • My husband: strong, badass, deep voice
  • "You.": terrible, usually a villain, long hair
Gentle reminder: GERMANY AND ITALY CANONICALLY CUDDLE IN BED.

look at that hard af nipple tho

HE DID NOT RESPOND WITH:

Yelling at Italy

Hitting Italy

Pushing Italy off of him

Scaring Italy away

Freaking out at Italy

Being mean to Italy in any way shape or form

HE’S PRETTY MUCH JUST LIKE:

“Yea sure you can cuddle my man tiddies, but move your pasta lovin’ ass over.”

So don’t feel bad about being OOC when Germany reciprocates or accepts Italy’s affection, he ain’t a monster.

ALSO:

HE IS ALSO SCARED OF GHOSTS????? WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION THIS??? LOOK AT HIM !!!!

Japan→Me

Don’t worry, sometime even I don’t know what I’m drawing.🦄 

I kind of like this drink, some people might think it tastes like chemical, but I think it tastes like bubble gum. :) 

スタバのユニコーンフラペチーノがやばすぎるww🦄

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“Two young giant-panda twins born in the United States have returned home to China, but are struggling to adapt to the language and food, according to Chinese state media. The pair are so addicted to American crackers that everything they eat — from bamboos to apples — has to be mixed with crackers. They even want to snack on crackers when drinking water.  And while the twins respond to their own names, and understand some English phrases such as “come here,” they don’t understand the Sichuan dialect of Chinese used on the Chengdu Giant Panda Research Base.” [x][x]

(more at @annotated-hetalia)