m: crossfire hurricane

My parents and I watching “The Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane” and less than five minutes in, there’s Mick stripping naked and Keith doing his little dance with his shirt open and everything.

My mom: Mick Jagger stripping isn’t exactly the prettiest sight.

Me internally: Don’t say anything about wanting to be in the middle of a Glimmer Twin sandwich. Don’t say anything about wanting to be in the middle of a Glimmer Twin sandwich. Don’t say anything about wanting to be in the middle of a Glimmer Twin sandwich.