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Liebling (Bucky X Fem!Reader)

Characters: Bucky Barnes X Fem!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

Request: Could you do one where the Avengers make fun of the reader because she’s german and one day she pretends to insults them in german but actually she gives them cute nicknames? Maybe some Bucky x reader because he knows he’s got a special nickname? Thanks 💜 love your blog c:


Originally posted by archieaddict

You loved the avengers to bits, you’d do anything for them. But sometimes they make you want to kill them. One of those reasons being that they like to tease you a lot, and it was for the same reason: your accent.

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anonymous asked:

Imagine Clint or Phil calms the other down when they wake up gasping or screaming, soothing them by stroking their hair and forehead until they fall asleep in their arms (p.s. they're not together yet / they haven't acknowledged their feelings for each other).

Clint’s brother Barney gasped and thrashed against the covers of his bunk. Soft cries, mumbled pleas, a broken ‘no’; all the things they couldn’t say, all the things they weren’t allowed to feel during the day, slipped through his older brother’s loosened grip at night.

You had to be careful when it was dark and quiet and the nightmares got at Barney. The black, angry pool that oozed and gibbered just beneath the fragile mask their father pasted over their little midwestern family was so close to the surface then. Clint thought that maybe one night Barney would just open his fists and it would all gush out and drown them all.

Barney whimpered. Kicked at the blankets.

Clint fumbled with his own blankets, untangling himself from the warm nest of his bunk. He got blearily to his feet, staggered across the small room to Barney’s bed, the cold floor stinging his bare feet. He didn’t wanna, it was cold and he was so tired. But if Barney’s cries woke up dad…

Clumsy with fatigue, Clint groped at his brother’s bunk, finally found the edge of the covers and slipped underneath.

If he was quiet, if he just lay still and breathed, then usually Barn’ would settle down again. Sometimes he wouldn’t even wake up. It was better that way, made it easier in the morning.

Clint snuggled down into the warmth of the blankets, got as close to his brother as he could without touching him. Barney didn’t like to be touched. But even though he’d never, ever admit it, Clint thought Barney liked that he was close.

“Barton… wha’ are you…” The words were slurred, heavy with exhaustion. Barney stocked shelves at the hardware store after school. Sometimes Pearson kept him working way past suppertime. It wasn’t like Barney was on the books at twelve years old anyway, who was gonna know. Then Barn’ got up early to help Clint with his paper route before school. It was a lot.

“Shh, Barn’, shh, dad’ll hear. Go backtah sleep,” Clint said though a yawn, helplessly wide. So tired.

“Barton…” A low rumbly voice, not really awake, raspy with fatigue.

“S'okay, s'okay ’m here, shh.” Clint patted Barney’s arm, an awkward comfort, and slid back into sleep.

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Clint blinked his eyes open to a snuffly, gentle snore. It was dark. He was warm. And so very tired. And someone’s nose was pressed into his neck, forehead against his cheek. He didn’t remember bringing anyone home last night. Wait, no, that was… wait, what?

His senses expanded sluggishly, taking in the numbing cold beyond the warmth of the blankets, the rush and moan of wind against the outside walls. There was a faint pop and crackle from a tiny banked fire, coals glowing red in the darkness of a small room. The dusty smell of mud-brick. Afghanistan. Mission over. Perimeter secure. Relax.

His eyes slid closed, attention drifting back to the steady, comforting heat from the solid body pressed hard against him. Nice. Really nice. That was—

Clint’s eyes snapped open. His boss was curled into his chest like a child, hands tucked under his chin, fingers balled loosely against Clint’s collarbone. Stone-cold Agent Coulson, Fury’s right hand man, was folded into the curve of Clint’s body like he belonged there. Coulson was deeply, defenselessly asleep. Some part of Clint, somewhere distant under a haze of exhaustion, was screaming ‘What the hell???’ over and over again. The rest of Clint, coming off a two-week mission in the middle of nowhere northern Afghanistan, where SHIELD had spent all day chasing very bad men from one isolated village to another in 38°C heat, and all night running airborne patrols scanning the foothills for off-world tech, could fucking care less. It was warm and he was comfortable and he’d woken up to weirder things, honestly.

And also if Coulson came to right now he’d maybe, probably, accidentally kill him, so—

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mrs-celestial-dragneel-redfox23  asked:

Hawkeye or gabriel x reader and #39 please

39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”

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Clint stepped into the kitchen, mouth already watering. He’d been thinking about the leftover deep-dish pizza all day. He opened the fridge, hand already extending toward the shelf where he knew the takeout box sat.

But the box wasn’t there.

Clint looked on every shelf, shoving aside the half-empty bottles of condiments that hadn’t been used in seven months.

No box.

He shut the fridge, counted to three, and opened it again. But the magic didn’t work; there was still no leftover pizza.

“Babe?”

You stepped into the kitchen. In your hand (and mouth) was a piece of deep-dish pizza. “Hey,” you mumbled through a mouthful of cheese and dough and meat.

“Hey! I was gonna eat that!” Clint said.

“Sorry,” you said. You held out the munched-on slice. “You want a bite?”

“Y/N, I was thinking about that pizza all day!”

“Well, don’t blame me!”

“You’re the one eating my pizza!”

“Only because…”

Clint narrowed his eyes. “Because?”

You sighed. Shoving the half-eaten slice into Clint’s hand, you stepped over to the pantry. Clint watched as you pulled a box out. “What’s that?”

“I was saving this for later tonight, but…”

You sat the box on the counter, slowly opening it. Inside sat a small cake.

Upon which the words ‘I’m Pregnant’ were written in purple icing.

Clint let out a breathy laugh. “Are you serious?”

You shrugged. “The pee stick said I am, the doctor said I am, JARVIS said I am…”

Clint wrapped his arms around you. “Baby, this is fantastic news!”

You looked up at him. “You sure?”

“Absolutely!”

You smiled. “I was just so nervous about telling you, I started eating any and everything I could find…”

“Well, you are eating for two,” Clint said with a smile.

“Sorry your pizza was one of the victims.”

“It’s okay. I’m sure I’ll come home to find you eating my leftovers many times over the next few months.” Clint opened the drawer and pulled out a knife. “Shall we celebrate?”

You nodded, watching as he slid the knife into the cake.

“But my slice gets to be twice as big as yours,” he said. “Since you ate my pizza.”

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Didn’t See That Coming (Part 2 take 2)

Summary: The team fight Ultron for the second time and you run into a certain speedster. But just because you are fighting doesn’t mean he can’t save you ;)

Pairing: Pietro MaximoffXReader (a little bigbrother!Clint X Reader)

Warning: Swearing
A/N: SOOOO this is kind of Take 2 of Part 2 lol sooooo I reread that part and realized how many times I messed up soooooo on that note here’s the fixed part! Hope everybody enjoys! (this will be the one on the masterlist)

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Originally posted by thatsadarksoul

Ultron has been created now just BTW’s I’m not doing a part for that because you know Pietro wasn’t in it. But he’s been created and Pietro and Wanda have joined his team now…… 

It had been weeks since you had met Pietro at the Hydra base, but you couldn’t get him out of your mind and now that there was a new threat to the Avengers you knew you needed to get him out of your mind.  You shook your head as you thought of the tall icy blued eyed man.
“Y/n did you hear us?” Steve asks causing you to look up. Everybody was looking at you.
“Um_ sorry I’ve got a lot on my mind.” you say and everybody nods.
“We think we know where they are.” Steve states making you look up suprised. You had been looking through the files for a while now, and you might have been dazing off about the icy blue eyed man that you had fought a couple weeks ago. 
They pull up a photo and Thor studies it before pointing towards a scar on the man “This.”
“Uh, it’s a tattoo. I don’t think he had it…” Tony says a little confused before Thor looked up at the team.
“No, those are tattoos,” he says pointing towards the black ink on his neck than pointing to a scar “this is a brand.” Thor states and Banner starts looking up the markings on the man.
“Oh, yeah. It’s a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.” Banner states looking over at Steve
“What dialect?” you ask causing Bruce to turn back to his computer and study it for a little while.
“Wakanada…? Wa…Wa…Wakanda.” Bruce states a little confused. But Steve and Tony both look at eachother quickly
“If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods…” Tony trails off
“I thought your father said he got the last of it?” Steve asks making Tony nod,
“I don’t follow. What comes out of Wakanda?” you ask looking between Tony and Steve, Steve turned and looked over at his shield.
“The strongest metal on earth.” everybody goes silent for a moment
“Where is this guy now?” Steve asks.

After the team had realized where Ultron would be you quickly got into the quin jet and headed to the compound where they were and once you got there you followed Tony, Thor, and Steve all into the building, all four of you watching what was happening.

“Tony Stark used to say that…to me. You’re one of his.” a man says and you watch as Ultron turns to him angrily,
“What?! I’m not…!” he grabs the man “I’m not. You think I’m one of Stark’s puppets, his hollow men? I mean look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing!” suddenly he chops off the mans arm and you have to hold back a small cry that you felt in your throat “I’m sorry. I am sor… Ooh, I’m sure that’s going to be okay. I’m sorry, it’s just I don’t understand. Don’t compare me with Stark!” he than kicks the man down the stairs “It’s a thing with me. Stark is, he’s a sickness!” and with that you four all jumped down to be infront of them, you looked over to see the man that you had fought before standing infront of you, he winked at you and you quickly looked away.

“Ahh, Junior. You’re gonna break your old man’s heart.” Tony says pretending to be hurt by what ultron said.
“If I have to.” Ultron says simply
“We don’t have to break anything.” Thor states calmly
“Clearly you’ve never made an omelet.” Ultron says back, and you look over at Tony.
“He beat me by one second.” Tony states looking at you too, you shake your head and smile.

“Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It’s what, comfortable? Like old times?” You heard the familiar voice and your eyes flew over to fine Pietro standing next to ultron, you felt your stomache drop.
“This was never my life.” Tony says shaking his head and looking around himself, although the twins just glared at him.
“You two can still walk away from this.” Steve says steping forward. You hated to admit it but you hoped they would accept the offer that Steve had given to them you looked over to Pietro who was also looking at you.
“Oh, we will.” Wanda says nodding.
“I know you’ve suffered.” Steve starts only to get cut off by Ultron
“Uuughh!” you felt yourself jump a little once he started talking, “Captain America. God’s righteous man, pretending you could live without a war.” you see Steve tense up a little, “I can’t physically throw up in my mouth, but…”
“If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.” Thor interjects stepping forward a little,
“I think you’re confusing peace with quiet.” Ultron states taking his own steps towards the four of you.
“Yuh-huh. What’s the Vibranium for?” Tony says ignoring Ultrons statement from before,

“I’m glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan!” Ulttron staggers before 3 of Ultrons mini robots appear infront of you thor and Steve and Ultron sends Tony flying back, but Tony quickly gets back up and attacks Ultron, while you fight off the robots easily.
Peitro quickly runs over and past you and Thor, while Steve started getting ready to fight Wanda. Once the fighting breaks out the workers from the compound start shooting guns at you and Ultron, but you see Natasha easily fighting them off, while Clint also takes them on from farther above though.
You start to fight more of the mini robots when you watch Steve throw his shield only to be punched in the face by Pietro, than Thor throws his hammer and he makes the mistake of grabbing it making Pietro fall to the ground quickly being drug by the hammer, he falls off the railings and onto the ground groaning in pain.
You sighed as you started fighting off more robots, truth be told you hated robots, you had always had the nightmare of them taking over the world. You watched as Tony and Ultron left the building while Thor and Steve finished off the last of the other robots.
You saw Pietro trying to get back up and you jumped down there and kicked him square in the chest.
“Just stay down.” you state making Pietro smile and shake his head, you turn around to walk away.
“I knew you couldn’t stay away from me.” you hear him say out of breath.
You open your mouth to say something.
“Thor status?” Steve asks and you turn to see the girl next to Thor walking away,
“The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. Fortunately, I am mighty.” but once he says this you notice him stop fighting.
But that’s when Pietro runs past you, running right towards Steve and knocking him down. Than you watch as the girl uses her magic on Steve.
You watch as she starts running towards Natasha so you start going after her only to be stopped by a gush a wind, you were soon knocked onto your back.
“It wouldn’t be wise for you to interfere.” Pietro states and you get back up.
“What is she doing to them?” you ask once you see her get towards Nat you scream but it’s too late.
Pietro opens his mouth to say something but than he looks behind you and shakes his head. You turn around to see Wanda. Her hands going towards your head, but than the next thing you knew you were on the other side of the room.
“God. Why am I doing this?” Pietro asks although you watch as Wanda scowls before runninng away.
“You should have just let her do whatever it was she wanted to do.” you state making Pietro shake his head.
“You’ll be glad I saved you. Maybe even greatful.” Pietro says smirking.
“I would be even more greatful if you would stop fighting with Ultron.” you say looking down at the ground.
“Will you stop fighting with Stark?” Pietro asks raisng an eyebrow and you look down and shook your head.
You see Wanda start to make her way over to Clint, you were about to warn him when he turns and puts an electric arrow onto her head causing her to go into shock. Pietro runs off leaving you alone, and rushing to Wanda’s side before throwing Clint through a window and running away with Wanda.

Pietro’s POV:
“What can I do?” Pietro asks putting his sister down
“Ah, it hurts” Wanda cries causing Pietro to shoot up
“I’m gonna kill him. I’ll be right back.” Pietro says but before he could go Wanda stop him.
“No. I’m over it. I want…I want to finish the plan.” Wanda looks over at the quinjet, “I want the big one.” she says and Pietro nods. “But I do have to ask,” Wanda says standing up. “Why did you stop me from getting into that girls head?” she asks raising an eyebrow.
Pietro felt himself get nervous. Why had he stopped her? He had only met you once, and you were fighting on the opposite side as he was.
“Hmm_ I see.” Wanda says making Pietro glare at her. She had just read his thoughts and he sighed knowing there was no chance he could have stopped her, “You don’t even know why you helped her? Hmm is it that my older brother might have gained feelings for her?” Wanda asks making Pietro shoot his gaze to his sister. “I guess you can’t choose who you start to gain feelings for, but we do have to fight that’s why we let Hydra do what they did to us. You understand that right?” Wanda says making Pietro nod in agreeance. “Well than let’s get going.”

Y/N POV
After a fight that ended very badly, even to the point where Sttark had to get the hulk smasher out, all of the Avengers went to the quinjet, and a silence filled the empty space. You looked at your team, they seemed broken and scared. What had that girl done to them? Clint said something about a safe house but you zoned out of the conversation.
What had she done to them? How had she gotten so deep into their heads? You sighed as you thought back to when she had tried to do the same to you, and Pietro had saved you. A pang of guilt flooded through you. You were grateful that he had saved you but, none of your team got that choice. Why had he saved you?
“Come on Y/n we’re at the safe house.” Clint says smiling and you got up and walked off.
“What is this place?” Thor asks looking around and you simply shrugged looking around youself.
“A safe house?” Tony answers although it sounded more like a question
“Let’s hope.” Clint says walking into the little house everybody else following him “Honey, I’m home.” Soon a pregnant woman walks out and into the living room. “Hi. Company. Sorry I didn’t call ahead.”
“Hey.” the woman says smiling and looking around at the group but than walks over and kisses Clint.
“This is an agent of some kind.” Tony says looking at Thor, and you just chuckle dryly to yourself. 
“Gentleman and Y/n, this is Laura.” Clint says introducing his wife.
“I know all your names.” Laura says smiling an awkward tension fills the room. Soon though footsteps are heard running down the stairs.
“Ooh, incoming.” Clint says as two children run into the room.
“Dad!” Clint picks up the little girl “I see her!” he than turns to his sun and hugs him “Hey, buddy! How you guys doing? Ooh…”
“These are…smaller agents.” Tony states trying to come up with an explination to the suprise that was written over everybodies faces, although you were also suprised, you couldn’t help but feel happy for Clint, yes you were hurt he had never told you about them but doing what you guys did it must have been nice to have a support system to fall back on.
“Did you bring Auntie Nat?” the little girl asks making Natasha smile
“Why don’t you hug her and find out?” the little girl runs over to Nat and who quickly picks her up
“Sorry for barging in on you.” Steve says a little awkwardly
“Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.” Tony says sounding a little offended.
“Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD’s files, I’d like to keep it that way. I figure it’s a good place to lay low.” Clint explains and you all nod.
Nat and Clint continued their little reunions but Thor quickly ran out of the house.
“Hey Thor?” you ask confused you and Steve all following him.
“Thor.” Steve says turning thor to face him
“I saw something in that dream. I need answers, I won’t find them here.” Thor states about to fly off.
“Wait Thor!” you say and he turns to look at you, “Be careful okay?” you state and Thor smiles before flying off.

You went to bed still thinking about Pietro, what had happen to him that made him turn to Hydra for help? You knew you wouldn’t be able to fall asleep so you went outside and sat on the porch, looking up at the stars
“Hey Y/n.” Clint says coming outside and sitting next to you on the porch.
“Hey.” you say although your voice barley came above a whisper.
“Whats up? Ever since the mission you seem different.” Clint says and you look over at him but than look down, “Did you have a vision too?” Clint asks worried you sighed than shook your head.
“No. She never got to me. But_ the reason.” you trailed off and Clint looked at you curiously, “Is there such thing as love at first sight?” you ask
“Well_ for me and Laura, it wasn’t love at first sight.” you nodded, it must have been a stupid question, and there was no actual proof that you were inlove or that he was inlove with you “but just because it didn’t happen to me. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.” you look over at Clint who smiles, “So are you going to tell me who the special boy is?” he asks making you laugh.
“You’d disapprove and go overprotective brother on me.” you say half jokingly half serious.
“Come on, let’s go inside and go to bed. We have a long couple of weeks ahead of us. I can already tell.” Clint says and you nod standing up to head inside.

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ladies gentlemen and others, I have come to introduce you to the avengers youtube channel

tony created the whole thing and and the bio reads: robin hood, uncle sam, ginger snaps, goldilocks, jolly green and the tin man’s chill room

there are videos of natasha teaching self defense moves for women, using the boys as props. her showing tips to learn other languages and “five things you didn’t know you could turn into a weapon”. her filming twenty minute long videos answering questions and giving advice to young girls about everything, from safety, mental health, recognizing abusive behavior in men, self confidence, and how to safely get out of risky situations

thor has a series of videos that go from “things of midgard I (Thor) do not understand” and “thor tries things” of his tasting foods from all over the globe because he is deeply fascinated and respectful of other cultures

bruce does a video series of him teaching yoga and meditation, and every once in a while he asks another member of the team to participate, and by far the most viewed one is of him trying to teach tony to stay still and not say anything and tony does try, but fails miserably while bruce sighs. bruce showing recipes from all the places he’s been. “how to create a stress free environment” videos

tony being the science dad™ making videos of “cool shit you can do with useless eletronics you haven’t used since the 90s but haven’t thrown out yet”. he has short videos of “easier ways to physics” and “math for things you will actually use on your day to day life”. he makes thirty minute long videos of him showing pop culture to steve and thor. so. many. storytime. videos. “that time we tried to lift thor’s hammer”, “steve and the 21st century”, “I watched natasha castrate a man with a plastic spoon”, “clint making the mistakes again”, “reasons why I love bruce banner”. “how to handle anxiety like a boss” videos

steve does the whole thing, from homemade remedies for sick kids that he learned when times were rough and sarah couldn’t afford the real ones. workout tips. and of course, educational yet ranting videos of basic human decency things that should’ve changed in 70 years but haven’t. “it’s ok to ask for help, it doesn’t make you weak” videos

clint being that bitch, trolling everyone in everyway imaginable. changing thor’s shampoo bottle for pink hair dye? check. coloring all of steve’s clothes red blue and white? check. changing the sugar of bruce’s tea for salt? check. making jarvis play everyone a different theme song for when they walk into the room? check. and of course, tony. there are several hour long compilation videos of him scaring the shit out of tony

all of them reading fanfiction about each other. stony, clintasha, ironhawk, ironwidow, romanogers, thor/everyone, loving all the combinations they can find. yes to poliamory and everyone loving each other

jarvis livestreams a night of them drinking asgardian ale and playing mario kart and singing high school musical songs on karaoke. it breaks youtube viewing records