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CRAIG: Hey guys I stole Clyde’s blog for a second because he thought it’d be smart to give all of us the log in info yesterday night.

CRAIG: Sucks to be him ‘cause haha look at this snapchat I took.

CRAIG: There’s no way he can get rid of this video now. What’s on the internet stays on the internet.

CRAIG: I mostly took it for the ducks at the end though. They’re pretty cute ducks.

CRAIG: Anyways Clyde’s still mildly inconvenient as always, bye.

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MOSQUITO: Let’s do this…

MOSQUITO: Mr. Tupperware’s dad? Or mom? Hello?

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Hello?

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Oh. Right.

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: Token and his friends are in the basement.

MOSQUITO: Thank you, fine citizen!

MR. TUPPERWEAR’S DAD: …Yeah, of course.

MOSQUITO: Hey guys, Mosquito’s arrived!

MOSQUITO: Sorry I’m late, bzzzt.

MOSQUITO: I took a while getting ready and I didn’t realise it was almost 9:30 by the time I left.

FASTPASS: …We can c-c-certainly tell, Mosquito.

HUMAN KITE: (dude)

HUMAN KITE: (why does he look like that)

TOOLSHED: (i. i have no fucking idea dude)

MOSQUITO: Hey, uh, where’s Super Craig?

MYSTERION: We thought he was with you.

MOSQUITO: Me? No… I haven’t seen him in a couple of h–

THE COON: HAH!

THE COON: MOSQUITO LOOKS LIKE A CHICK!

THE COON: WHAT A DOUCHE!


[part 2]

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Greetings, mystery fans!

CAPTAIN DIABETES: It is I, Captain Diabetes!

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Let it be known that you’re all safe under my brutalist strength!

MOSQUITO: Oh, so strong! What a hunky chunky samaritan!

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Thank you, Mosquito. I would say you’re, uh, ‘hunky chunky’ as well, but you’re more of a fast, longer range type.

MOSQUITO: I can be strong too! I’ve got loads of muscle under these clothes!

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Oh yeah, Muscles like…

CAPTAIN DIABETES: THESE?

MOSQUITO: Zzzt, oh my!

MOSQUITO: yes

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Take a good look, tumblr bloggers!

CAPTAIN DIABETES: Nobody but the pals and the people who dare challenge me get to see these guns this close up.

MOSQUITO: I’m so honored to be in your presence, Captain Diabetes.

CAPTAIN DIABETES: As am I in yours, Mosquito!