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  • Joanna: Daddy, there’s something I need to tell you…
  • McCoy: You can tell me anything, darling
  • Joanna: Uh, do you remember when you explained to me that some boys fall in love with boys and some girls fall in love with girls and that’s called gay? I thought about that and I realized that…
  • McCoy: I love and accept you, no matter what
  • Joanna: …You are gay
  • McCoy: Oh.

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Jim buys McCoy a shirt that says "save a horse, ride a cowboy" as a joke. Spock takes it very seriously

Spock didn’t understand Bones’ shirt, nor the slightly embarrassed grin he wears whenever someone points it out. He decided to ask Jim about it. 

“In essence, Spock, to ride someone has a double meaning. The first to literally ride around on their back, the other is to have sex. Ride their dick, basically.” Jim didn’t seem to know if he was enjoying the explanation or embarrassed by it. 

“I see,” Spock said slowly, responding to Jim’s expectant gaze. “Why does McCoy wear it?”

Jim grinned proudly “He’s about as close to a cowboy as you can get these days.”

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Bones - A Thank You

Bones taught me that people don’t have to change completely to grow.

It taught me that there’s more than one kind of family. 

It taught me that throughout the struggles in my life, I will always have people there for me.

It taught me that there’s always light at the end of the tunnel.

It showed me that you don’t have to be perfect to be a good person.

It taught me that sometimes things don’t work out perfectly, but they always work out.

Thank you to everyone who has ever worked on Bones for helping to create this brilliant show that is so much more than just a TV series to us. 

And thank you to all the Boneheads out there, because honestly this fandom is one of the most amazing ones out there.

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              “Dammit, Jim, I said no!”

               “Bones, come on, this is important!”

               “So is my sense of pride.  I will not be objectified!”  

               “She didn’t want anyone else!  You have to.  If you don’t, the deal goes south!  It’s only going to take a couple of hours. Come on.”

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