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anonymous asked:

Where do you live?????? That doesn't look like Beforus

LATULA: Th3 bubbl3s h3r3 4r3 f1ll3d w1th m3mor13s of m4ny pl4c3s, 4ll diff3r1ng d3p3nd1ng on who dr34m3d th3m up.

PORRIM: Yes, That Is Co+rrect. It Has Been Mo+re Convenient Fo+r Meeting O+ur Alternate Selves And Descendants. I Have Even Cro+ssed Paths With A Yo+unger Tatto+o+ed And Much Mo+re Rebellio+us Version O+f Myself. She Had Mentio+ned This Befo+rus Yo+u Speak O+f.

LATULA: 1′v3 g1v3n my own 4lt3rn4t3 young3r s3lf 4 h1gh f1v3 on th1s blog b3for3. 1 c4n’t r3m3mb3r 1f sh3 m3nt1on3d 4 b3forus, though.

heirofvoidandspace  asked:

Heya Redglare! I have to know, does your loyal dragon companion have any family? And if so, do you have to care for them as well?

LATULA: but sh3 do3s l4y m4ny 3ggs throughout 4lt3rn14 to 3nsur3 th3 futur3 of mor3 of h3r prog3ny. m4ny of th3m h4v3 31th3r h4tch3d 4lr34dy or 4r3 4w41t1ng th3 d4y 1n wh1ch th3 4lt3rn14n sun sh1n3s br1ght 3nough to w4rm th3m to th3 cor3. th3y w1ll t4k3 m4ny sw33ps to h4tch, or 4t l34st… b3 r34dy for h4tch1ng. 1f Pyr4lsp1t3 l1v3s to th3 n1ght th3y 4r3 r34dy, sh3 would l1ght th3m 4fl4m3 w1th h3r br34th to w4rm th3m up. but th3r3′s no t3ll1ng w1th th3 futur3!

th1s r4d l1ttl3 3gg 1s th3 most r3c3ntly l41n. 1 h4v3 no 1d34 why sh3 chos3 to pl4c3 1t h3r3, but…. 1 f33l l1k3 th1s on3 1s 4 lucky on3.

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Originally posted by allreactions

LATULA: Oh, th3 S1gnl3ss. 4t f1rst, 1 thought your words w3r3 4 jok3. Noth1ng but som3 w4sh3d up h3r3t1c d1sp3ns1ng f4ls3 hop3 to 4ny p4nl3ss troll who d4r3d to h33d your 4dv1c3.

LATULA: 4nybody who thought th3 3mpr3ss would ch4ng3 h3r w4ys through nonv1ol3nc3 w4s 4 hug3, su1c1d4l dr34m3r w1th no s3ns3 of s3lf pr3s3rv4t1on. But th3n….. wh3n you spok3, 1t struck m3 w1th how much hop3 you put 1nto your words. How m4ny you mov3d, 4nd how w3ll you conv1nc3d so m4ny to follow you, w1th words th4t f3lt l1k3 you w3r3 3mp4th1z1ng w1th us on3 on on3.

LATULA: 4lthough long 4nd w1nd1ng, you h4d 4 w4y w1th words. You st1ll do. 1′m sur3 you could h4v3 conv1nc3d h3r, 1f sh3 would h4v3 both3r3d to s1t down 4nd l1st3n to you. You conv1nc3d thous4nds, you conv1nc3d m3, 4nd you 3v3ntu4lly conv1nc3d your clos3st follow3rs, 4nd g4v3 th3m 4 r34son to k33p go1ng.

LATULA: Sur3, som3t1m3s your s3rmons could b3 long, w1nd1ng, 4nd v3ry much 4 b1g snooz3… but you got th3 po1nt 4cross, 4nd conv1nc3d thous4nds of 4 b3tt3r poss1bl3 r34l1ty. 4nd th4t, dud3, 1s pr3tty d4mn sw4nky.

@poundofflcsh @oblivioncometh @titteringterror @shyvl1ng @madamakraken @sorren-bloodline @tabescentabasement

1 trust3d th1s w3bs1t3 to 4ctu4lly not1fy m3 of 3v3ryon3 who follow3d m3 4nd th4t w4s cl34rly 4 m1st4k3 >:/ trust no on3, k1ds

1dk how m4ny of you 1 m1ss3d or 1f 1′m just b3h1nd on w3lcom1ng p3opl3 to my corn3r of h3ll, lm4o

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Very Short Fanfics Part Whatever+1

An extremely serious work of Neprezi for blurds/eptified.

NEPETA: :33 < the pouncellor rolls to seduce the dragon!

VRISKA: Not this again!

TEREZI: OK4Y F1N3

TEREZI: BUT W3 H4V3 T4LK3D 4BOUT TH1S

TEREZI: 4BOUT HOW 1F TH3 POUNC3LLOR ROLLS TO S3DUC3 TH1NGS 1T 1S OUT OF CH4R4CT3R FOR H3R TO ROLL TO S3DUC3 TH3N SH3 G3TS 4 P3N4LTY TO S41D ROLL 3QU4L 3X4CTLY TO TH3 V4LU3 OF TH3 ROLL?

NEPETA: :33 < yeah but you’re making that rule up!

ROSE: Alas, it is in the rule book.

TEREZI: 4LL 1’M S4Y1NG 1S, 1F YOU W4NT TO S3DUC3 TH3 DR4GON, YOU H4V3 TO 4CTU4LLY ROL3-PL4Y 1T! TH3 POUNC3LLOR 4ND H3R P4RTY H4V3 B33N PURSU1NG TH3 W1LY DR4GON WHO S4T ON TH3 C1TY OF LL4NKHM3OWR FOR M4NY LONG MONTHS NOW, SURV1V3D COUNTL3SS TR4PS 4ND T4UNTS! TH3 DR4GON H4S 3V3N STOL3N 4W4Y (4ND P4RT14LLY-34T3N) TH3 PR1NC3SS TO WHOM TH3 POUNC3LLOR H4S SWORN H3R LOY4LTY FOR 4LL T1M3!

TEREZI: T3LL M3, POUNC3LLOR - DO YOU R34LLY W1SH TO 3ND YOUR LONG STRUGGL3 4G41NST TH1S M4J3ST1C B34ST W1TH 4 JOK1NG “ROLL TO S3DUC3?”

VRISKA: Yeah, can we please quit screwing around and get something done, for once????????

NEPETA: :33 < …all right, then! i WILL role-play it! the pouncellor will seduce her old rival with the very fiercest of furvor!

TEREZI: NOW TH4T 1S WH4T 1 L1K3 TO H34R!

VRISKA: Oh, my god.

TEREZI: SO: HOW W1LL TH3 POUNC3LLOR PL4Y TH1S? 1 R3M1ND H3R TH4T H3R R3L4T1ONSH1P W1TH TH3 K1DN4PP3D C4TK1N PR1NC3SS (PL4Y3D BY 4 C3RT41N 4BS3NT NON-F3L1NO1D PR1NC3SS WHO H4S UNW1S3LY SK1PP3D TH3 P4ST TWO S3SS1ONS) W4S V3RG1NG ON TH3 BL4CK B3FOR3 TH3 DR4GON C4RR13D H3R 4W4Y TO H3R L41R!

TEREZI: W1LL TH3 POUNC3LLOR M3R3LY TOY W1TH TH3 DR4GON’S BL4CK 4FF3CT1ONS WH1L3 R3M41N1NG LOY4L TO TH3 PR1NC3SS? OR 4R3 H3R F33L1NGS FOR TH3 B34ST G3NU1N3?

VRISKA: Oh my godddddddd…

NEPETA: :33 < hmm… rose, can your guy shapeshift me?

ROSE: Given a live sacrifice of appropriate “narrative weight,” the wizard *could* transform the pouncellor into a dragon. However, he is willing to take so drastic a step only for the sake of true hate or love - not merely to avoid a confrontation.

TEREZI: LOOKS L1K3 YOU’LL N33D TO B34T BOTH TH3 W1Z4RD *4ND* TH3 DR4GON’S P3RC3PT1ON CH3CKS 1F TH3 POUNC3LLOR 1NT3NDS TO TR1FL3 W1TH TH3 B34ST’S STR4NG3 BLOODL3SS H34RT! 1S TH3 LOY4L 4DV1S3R TO TH3 QU33N OF TH3 C4TK1N D3V1OUS 3NOUGH TO D3C31V3 3V3N H3R FR13NDS 1N SUCH 4 W4Y?

NEPETA: :33 < the pouncellor’s intentions are pure! it is her heartfelt intention to capture the dragon’s bloodpusher, which i assume is in a box somewhere nearby, and carve her name into it!

TEREZI: THE DR4GON WOULD B3 D33PLY MOV3D COULD SH3 H34R TH1S!

NEPETA: :33 < - but the dragon did kidnap the princess, so maybe the shape-shift step isn’t even necessary? i don’t know, how big actually is the dragon?

TEREZI: 4NT1C1P4T1NG SUCH 4 CONC3RN, 1 H4V3 PR3P4R3D 4 D3T41L3D 1M4G3 SHOW1NG SC4L3

VRISKA: OH MY GOD I AM LEAVING

ROSE: The wizard is fully prepared to sacrifice the Marquise for this scheme. Or really, pretty much any scheme.

VRISKA: The HELL he will!!!!!!!!

~GrowlingFear is online~
GF: I s33 so m4ny fri3nds 4round m3 g3tting into r3l4tionships and shit 4nd 4ll i c4n think of is
GF: Im moth3rfucking fr33zing my 4ss off
GF: I m43n i gu3ss i could go into th3 c4stl3 rnd both3r inv3rn for 4 while but
GF: B3ing outside 4ll th3 tim3 usu4lly h4s this…clost3rphobic 3ff3ct on y4
GF: 4nd b3ing 4 big guy do3snt h3lp th4t

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