I created this post more than a year ago but many people asked me about my favorite 00Q stories.


Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.


- James! This is madness!
- This is politics, kitten.  x


“I’m sorry,” James whispered, shoving the curls out of his lover’s face, “I’m so sorry Q, but I have to. I can’t lose you.


James met Q a long time ago. Good sex, nothing more.

When they meet the second time, Q does not resemble the person who had seduced James. He is a skinny and dirty…What happened?

White Lily

People seemed to find their soul mates everywhere these days, on the street, at work, they bumped into them or never met them at all. James met his in the form of a skinny, little boy covered in blood in the corner of a dirty room, a tiny boy who did not speak and call himself Q.

Nobody had warned James that raising a boy wasn’t easy, and that waiting for him to get old enough would be this hard.


Q spoke with his hands, his beautiful silent hands, and James tried to listen.

Mirrored Experience

They have Q.


Bond is a billionaire who always gets what he want. However, he never asked for broken, skinny boy whose he got for winning in the casino. Oh, this is a very bad situation… 

Cruel Transitions.

Somewhere along the line, Q’s relationship went from wonderful to a living nightmare, and his new position as the head of Q Branch has not made things easier.

Luckily, Bond is there when things shift from bad to worse.


Q is given a position on an expedition to central India. So, he heads out into the wilds of the Indian jungle with a small team led by renowned biologist who simply goes by the initial, M. One evening, Q is just trying to get some alone time away from M and Silva’s arguing, instead he gets himself lost in the jungle. In the midst of a wolf attack, he is rescued by a Wildman who he learns is called James.


Q is the prince of England. Bond is his bodyguard.

Docendo Discimus (HP!00Q

Bond is the teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Q is a new teacher of transfiguration. They are absolutely in love.

And many many more…

00Q soundtrack

1.   Adele - Skyfall

You may have my number
You can take my name
But you’ll never have my heart

2. Lana Del Rey - 24

There’s only 24 hours in a day,
And half as many ways for you to lie to me,
My little love.

3.  John Mayer - Slow Dancing In A Burning Room

How dare you say it’s nothing to me
Baby, you’re the only light I think I ever saw

4. Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful

Will you still love me when
I’m no longer young and beautiful?
Will you still love me when
I got nothing but my aching soul?

5.  Lana Del Rey - Million Dollar Man

You got the world but baby at what price?
Something so strange hard to define
It isn’t that hard boy to like you or love you
I’d follow you down, down, down

6.  Cary Brothers - Ride

You saw all my pieces broken
This darkness that I could never show

7.  10 Years - So Long, Good-bye

The sun will rise and expose all our lies.
So why deny that you and I lead different lives.

8.  Years & Years - Ties

And you’re a dancer, well I’m a spy
It’s so beautiful to see you lie
Are you having fun?
Give it up, you don’t need that stress
You’re still hungry for another test
Are you having fun?

9. Ed Sheeran - Bloodstream

Lord forgive me for the things I’ve done
I was never meant to hurt no one

10. Sam Smith - Writing’s On The Wall 

If I risk it all
Could you break my fall?

11.  The 1975 - Heart Out

It’s just you and I tonight.
Why don’t you figure my heart out?

12.  Barcelona - Come Back When You Can

Come back when you can.
Let go, you’ll understand.
You’ve done nothing at all to make me love you less.
So come back when you can 


Q is the Prince of England. His brother, Prince Sherlock is a detective. His bodyguard James Bond is his fiancé … This is a very bad situation… And, for God’s sake, who is “JOHN WATSON”?! (Dedicated to iamnotoneofthem & etrulymadlydeeply )

(Prince!Q by iamnotoneofthem. My gifsets. )

 - Good morning, Bond.
- Sher…Prince Sherlock. Something happened?
- No.
- Can I…Should I..Do you want your clothes?
- - -
- James, what happened?
- I saw your brother…. Naked in the corridor!
- For God’s sake … Stop laughing!
- You didn’t see him, love! It was brilliant!


Come back when you can.
Let go, you’ll understand.
You’ve done nothing at all to make me love you less.
So come back when you can. x

- Inspector Lestrade
- M… I just…don’t understand what is wrong with this…family! First Sherlock, now Q…
- They will come back, like always.


Come back when you can.
Let go, you’ll understand.
You’ve done nothing at all to make me love you less.
So come back when you can.

“The game is never over.”

(- James
- Q? My love, what happened?
- Moriarty is back.
- Yes, I know. M just told me. Don’t worry about that…
- Moriarty is back so…My brother is back too.
- …Sherock.
- Yes, my brother Sherlock. I need to talk with him, James.)

ONE YEAR - 00Q. Gifsets & fanfiction.

Almost 300 00Q gifsets…

x My favorite things and ideas:

Hooker!Q. Story by Jen. Thank you for this story, my dear! I still love it.
Pirates!00Q. Stories by iamnotonofthem. I love pirates au!

Hurtling Toward Heaven by Rehfan. And my gifset.

Bondlock becouse for me - Q and Sherlock are brothers.(THIS need fanfic!)  x

+ so hot!

MSQ Q, Merlin and Stiles have a very famous band - MSQ.(Still need fanfic!)

+ Q wants a kitten!

Give him a kitten!!!

NOW. (Lovely story by Jen)


Bond is a hunter. Q is his angel. Story by iamnotonofthem.

00Q and Superhusbands.

Vampire & warewolf

Happy B-day for Bond! Gifset. Story by Jen.

Vampire!Bond. My gifsets. Story by iamnotonofthem. I love this!


Warewolf!00Q. This idea needs more fanfic. One of my favorite by iamnotoneofthem.

00Q AU (World War II). My gifsets. Story by iamnotoneofthem. Beautiful.

Wedding cake! Story by iamnotoneofthem

HP!00Q. Brilliant story by Jen!

Prince!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem. One of my favorite!

“What happened?” - homeless!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

Pianist!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

Psychiatrist!Bond. PREVIEW by Jen. I need more…

Angel!Q. (Ideas with Q as a angel need a stories.)

Neighbor!Q. Story by Jen

White Lily by iamnotoneofthem. My gifsets.

Homophobic attack. Story by Jen.

Deaf!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

+ THIS is just…so hot. By Jen. My gifset.

Fluffy!00Q Story by Jen. And this.

Homeless!Q. Story by Jen.

Tarzan!00Q. Fanfic.

Psychopath!Bond. I’m in love with psychopath!Bond This by Jen.

Killer!Bond. Still need a fic.

Criminal!Bond. Amazing story by iamnotoneofthem.

Hannibal!00Q, fanfic by iamnotoneofthem.

Lovely story Italy!00Q.

Cruel Transitions. My gifsets.

Star Trek!00Q.(WHERE is a fanfic ?!)


Bilionaire!Bond&hooker!Q. Wonderful story by iamnotoneofthem.I still want more!

Treasure hunters.

Mirrored Experience. Everybody should read this! My gifset.

Cat!Q. Story and idea by iamnotoneofthem.

Titanic!00Q. (Come on guys! This idea need a good story!)


Pool!00Q. Story by Jen.

God!Bond. Story.

Christmas!00Q. Story by Lex.

Gifsets need a story :

Mafioso!Bond, Saturday Morning, student!Q, jockey!Q, Bondlock story, sailor!Bond, Spartacus!00Q (I love this!), abuse!Q, dolmen!00Q, hunter!Bond, hemophilia!Q,time lord!Bond, king!James, boarding school, fathers, The Phantom of the Opera,Romeo and Juliet, Alaska!00Q, Siberia!00Q, warlock!Q, troy!00Q, singer!Q, chauffer!Bond, model!Q, surfing!00Q, homeless!Bond, war!kings, music!00Q, LOTR!00Q, rock star!Bond, teacher!Bond, thief!Bond, schizophrenia!Q, photographer!Q.

 EDIT : I wrote this post 7 months ago. And I just saw this again … Oh wow … So many good stories.

WHY we still don’t have TITANIC!00Q? That would be amazing!


Bond is a billionaire who always gets what he want. However, he never asked for broken, skinny boy whose he got for winning in the casino. Oh, this is a very bad situation

- What’s you name, lovely boy?
- Q, Mr.Bond.
- I ask for you real name.
- I don’t remember, Mr. Bond.
- Christ… What am I gonna do with you?
- Whatever you want, sir.
- Wha..What? For God’s sake… I am not your master!

( I’m so sorry for myself…I just love hurt and dramatic story (with hooker!Q). Of course, like always, they fall in love. I want fic?) Dedicated to : iamnotoneofthem & consultingwriters

THIS by iamnotoneofthem


 Sherlock has a younger brother. John has a really shameless and dangerous friend… Q and James are in love.

- You…You think this it’s my fault?! Sherlock!
- My brother is…in love with professional killer, John. Professional killer and exhibitionist - James Bond.
- - -
- James?
- Yes, kitten?
- I think my brother really hate you…James! Stop smiling!
- I know, love. I know that he doesn’t like me. But this is not a problem for us, right?