m.v1

closed starter for artemis @elitiist

♛ — ⊰ ♡ ⊱ “SO, YOU WANT TO have a child?” TEMPEST asked her best friend. that was news. artemis may be older than her, but in the field of motherhood, she had more experience, which was something she could bully her about. hah! “damn girl, his sperm must be so weak, that he can’t get you pregnant. no offense.” she shook her head. “or maybe it’s the pill. why don’t you get off the pill?” 

Me writing villains

Villain 1: “My partner and I are the most fearsome, ruthless supervillains to ever exist. The world trembles before our wrath.”

Villain 2, walking through the door: “Babe I’m hurt :(”

V1, rushing over to them: “WHAT. Come here, dearest, and tell me everything. Where are you hurt? What did this to you? WHO did this to you? WHO SHOULD I MURDER?!”

V2: “That would be the protagonists.”

V1: “WELL I’M GOING TO FUCKING TURN THEIR LIVES INTO ONE NEVER-ENDING NIGHTMARE. I WILL BURN DOWN EVERYTHING THEY LOVE AND MAKE EVERY SECOND OF THEIR LIVES INTO PURE MISERY WHILE I TORTURE THEM UNTIL THEY’RE NOTHING BUT EMPTY HUSKS BEGGING FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH THAT WILL NEVER COME…”

V1, kissing V2’s forehead: “Now rest up, babe, while I go and get you tea and something to patch you up with, okay? I also have chocolate if you want.”

V2: “Ok dear, chocolate would be nice. And I did mess them up quite badly if that helps. The ranger might not make it.”

V1, stomping off to the kitchen: *already putting together the nastiest torture regimen possible for the idiots who dared to mess with THEIR bae.*