Stiles takes a sip of his beer and scans the crowd.
It’s wild tonight, but that’s nothing new for Alpha Delt. Jackson’s on
DJ duty, which explains the shitty dubstep blasting through the
speakers. Writhing, drunk bodies are packed in every corner, and the
scent of weed hangs heavy in the stale air. He takes a sniff and sighs,
disappointed. He was offered to take a hit off one of the many blunts
making the rounds tonight, but he declined. All because Derek likes him
to be (mostly) sober when they fuck, doesn’t like to mess around with
consent on either end.
Not that Derek’s shown any interest in him tonight. Whatever.
“He’s an 11, Stiles,” she says glancing toward Derek, who is a few
meters away, saying hi to some people Stiles doesn’t know, and filling a
red cup with beer. “That’s the kind of guy who ruins the scale for all
men. The scale is broken. Now all you can do is stick out your ass and
hope for the best.”
For Rena’s gifset AU: “In
a world in which the Hales are alive and healthy, Derek grew up to be a
very self-confident college student who enjoys living life to the
fullest and not denying himself simple pleasures; like drinking with his
fratboy buddies, playing sports, or, you know, gangly, awkward,
sarcastic and nerd-tastic teenagers who catch his eye.”
Stiles and Derek are presidents of rival Fraternities. When the Dean of
the University asks them to work together they have to put aside their
differences and get along for the good of their houses. They end up
realising that first impressions can be misleading.
(18,968 I Mature I Complete) *nerd!derek, jock!stiles
The wildest frat on campus is the Kappa Beta house.
Sheltered nerd Derek Hale, who has always done what was expected of him,
is excited just to get to see the inside of the building. Once inside
he meets man about campus Stiles Stilinski and his world is turned
upside down. Stiles is nothing like anyone Derek’s ever known and Derek
finds himself doing things he never imagined he’d do.
In which everyone and everything ever in the history of
the world is trying to ruin Derek’s life before he can finish his
master’s, especially his evil twin sister, his weird ability to start
relationships on accident, his best friend’s obsession with his sex
life, people with dimples, his subsequent inability to end
relationships, manipulative sorority queens, and oh yeah, that stupid
drunk ass freshman he keeps running into.
The five times Derek saves a very drunk Stiles and the one time Stiles saves him back.
The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned
on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully
hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for
having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to
him, not something that is almost entirely his fault. So when Derek
let’s out what must be his hundredth long-suffering sigh, Stiles snaps.
(or the one that was supposed to be a GRΣΣK AU but is mostly just a study in the gratuitous and inconsistent use of punctuation)
Freshmen year starts off with Stiles and Scott rooming together and
moving in different directions. Scott is excited to be joining a frat
and Stiles is usually tagging along. That starts to change once he
meets the VP of Scott’s frat (Derek Hale) and doesnt mind going to the
parties with Scott anymore.
-the lesbians from next door have different hair
-christian borle HAS hair, and it looks identical to his old hair
-anthony got taller, the little bean
-apparently “lightbulbs up the ass” is not appropriate for tv
-on a similar note, i knew “i cant fucking deal with that” would be censored but i was still a lil sad about it
-christian’s pointing out of andrew’s boner
-andrew having the time of his life despite the boner
-why would you pick a 7 minute song for a three minute slot it got so cut down
-my love for the little jumps/dances at the end was reaffirmed, as was my love for this show
-how the mcfuck didnt it win a single tony im bitter