Do you? Well, I've got footage of you with a certain sniper when you were supposed to be on a mission. Didn't Overwatch lose that mission...? I hope it wasn't -- oh look, it was marked 'critical importance'.
... *hammers rewind*
I'm taking Sombra down!
Ah, Hana Song. Are you livestreaming right now? I wonder what your followers would think of their gaming queen, if they knew she didn't actually know how to play Poké--
Uh, uh, my mech's malfunctioning. Stream's going down guys, uhm, whoops. *flies off*
*sighs* Two words: mommy kink
Pharah, D.Va, Tracer, and others:
Okay Sombra, this time you're not getting away. We've got the perfect agent to take you down!
I guess that's my signal.
Haha, please, let's see...
*checks pocket computer* uhh
*starts pulling out folders* hold on, wait
*starts emptying her pockets* no wait I got this
*finds a small, crumpled note* Ah hah!
Lucio, what about that time you, uh, were fifteen minutes late to your shift in the... soup kitchen... because you'd found a sick dog and had to carry it all the way to... are you serious? Are you serious right now, that's it?
but taye diggs is awesome so i accept our new furry overlord
TELL ME THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE’S “I’M THE DAUGHTER OF SOMBRA BUT I BROKE OFF MY EVIL HORN SO I COULD BE GUDD :)” EDGELORD OC. but look princess snoots are canon. sea breeze doesn’t have to be mistaken for a man anymore. she’s probably real badass so i am on board with you, edgelord ~*~teMPest raven d’edge ShADow~*~
all and all i am hella hyped. Loving this new art style they’re playing with, too!
“I’m borrrrrrrred,” Sombra exclaimed over a communications
channel she definitely did not have clearance for. “Pay attention to me.”
“I am somewhat occupied,” Satya responded, staring more
intently at the menu in front of her. All the options sounded delicious but
none of them sounded trustworthy. The waitress was beginning to tap her foot.
“You’re always busy! What happened to the Symmetra who
always had time for me?”
“She was a figment of your imagination.” Satya found
something she hoped would not kill her and indicated on the menu with a single
finger, not trusting her pronunciation. Relieved, the waitress nodded and swept
up the menu, practically skipping back to the kitchen.
“That can’t be
true,” Sombra said over her earpiece. “I bet you’re up to something super
boring like getting dinner.”
“I could be in a life or death situation, you have no way of
“Actually,” Sombra said as she materialised in the seat
opposite her. “I do.” She stayed there looking smug and expectant until Satya
leaned over and greeted her girlfriend with a kiss. “Much better. So what are
The waitress came out, bearing what was once going to be an
indulgent meal for one and, on seeing Sombra, grabbed another set of cutlery.
“Were you so lonely you could not survive a day without me?”
Satya inspected the food closely, held at the end of her fork like a research
specimen before taking a measured bite. It was, as the menu had promised,
“I wasn’t lonely, it’s just I get freaked out hanging out in
your apartment without you. All those light sculptures are creepy.”
“My work is not ‘creepy’,” Satya replied, insistently.
Sombra was busy scooping food into her mouth, clearly having forgotten to eat
“It’s a little bit creepy,” Sombra insisted back, “I can’t
read any of it. Those holodisks you leave around just have a neat little
message that they belong to the Vishkar corp and nothing behind them.”
“They are not coded, there is nothing for you to read.”
Satya explained, clearly demarcating the portion of food she intended to eat
with her fork. “Once a hardlight sculpture is formed, the process of
maintaining it is largely analogue. Trying to ‘hack’ them is no different than
trying to discern the coding of a construction drone from a concrete wall.”
“Yeah, like I said, creepy.”
Somehow, that made her smile. “Creepy might describe your
augmentations, my sculptures are beautiful.”
“I thought you liked my augmentations!” Sombra defensively
covered the polished lines of metal coating her scalp, their purple glow
showing through her fingers.
“I did not say I did not like them,” Satya replied, stealing
a mushroom from Sombra’s side of the plate and eating it before it could be
stolen back. “Just that they are
“I’m wounded! You wound me!” Sombra replied, hands flinging
up in her usual overt dramatics. Satya did not mind so much; overt dramatics
were easy to read.
“I did not say they were not beautiful,” she said, pulling
one of Sombra’s hands down into hers.
“Really?” Sombra asked.
“They are light.” Satya leaned across the table to trace the
lines across her scalp. “All light is beautiful,” She whispered, and kissed her
look i’m sure sombra will tell us actually relevant and important secrets about the other characters but i kinda wish she’d just tell us stupid little embarrassing things instead like she just walks up and
“pharah still sleeps with her teddy bear his name is JUSTICE sometimes she stuffs him in her armor on long missions”
“i’m not sure what’s worse; the fact jack wears tighty-whities or the fact gabriel wears a thong”
“reinhardt has a deathly fear of spiders he’ll immediately jump on furniture to escape them that’s why all the furniture was always broken”
“one time ana fell off a sniper perch into a dumpster and she thought no one saw BUT I DID”
“mccree actually doesn’t listen to country or western music he likes really perky j-pop songs he just lies because it doesn’t fit his ‘image’”
“mercy both sleepwalks and sleeps nude it’s really an experience”