m. hands

mama wang was with jackson in Korea while he rested 😫😫😫💖💖💖 on one hand I’m so glad that he got to be with his mom while he was sick but on the other hand, makes me wonder how sick he was that made mama wang worry so much she flew all the way to Korea 💔💔💔 but anywho,, #welcomebackjackson we missed u!!

TalesFromRetail: I'm apparently a stupid cashier

This happened during the first few months of me working in [store]. This lady brings up a bunch of items. I finish up ringing, and she swipes her card. It’s declined.

Me: It says declined…

Customer: That’s impossible.

Me: (thinking that maybe it was the machine’s fault but I didn’t know well how our card machine’s worked) I would suggest swiping your card again.

Machine says it’s declined still. I tell the customer that. She, obviously annoyed, calls someone who was probably waiting for her. That person comes in and hands me cash.

Customer: Stupid cashier who doesn’t know how to swipe.

Okay…. I guess I am stupid, but at least I’m not broke. I handed the customer’s friend his change, and said “have a good day” and they were gone.

By: empressfelicia

May Zedong, who's more of a useless lesbian, you or Weiss? (Asked by anon)
  • May, her face quickly boils into a flustered mess, stumbling over her words: Wh-What!? Me? No! NO!! Not me!! Her! Her her not me!
  • May, pulls her hat down over her face and drops to a fetal position, clearly very embarrassed: Ugh. Wake me up when I'm dead.
  • Roy, one hand on his hip, the other scratching his head: Oy. Wt's ya problem?
  • Nolan, shaking his head with crossed arms, sighs: Aye, I'm tellin ya. She'll be death o' us I swear.
  • Brawnz: Oh come of guys, don't pick on her too much.
  • Brawnz, a joking smirk splitting across his face: We all know she's not a useless lesbian.
  • May, pulling her hat up: Y-you think so?
  • Brawnz, doing his best to hold back snickers: Yeah. You're much more of an "incompetent bisexual".
  • Roy, slapping his knee in laughter as him and the other boys burst out, May throws out a grumpy 'hmph!' And storms away: BAAHHAAA!! Oi lord ya sure gottuhr didn't ye.
10 Facts About Me

Tagged by @youngbloodedboy and @sudonim-mcphaykneighm

I got tagged twice does that mean I have to do 20!? lol

1.) I love going for walks and hikes through the forest. 

2.) I censor a lot of my art because I am afraid of being judged. 

3.) I love playing video games. Some games I have recently played include: Pokemon Sun/Moon, Zelda: Breath of the Wild, NieR: Automata and Overwatch.

4.) I’m right-handed.

5.) I read too many comics. Currently reading Re:Zero and One Punch Man.

6.) I’d love to publish a book some day.

7.) I love going to the aquarium and the zoo.

8.) I wish I could have someone to sit and watch a movie with right now.

9.) I like going quading and dirt biking.

10.) I’m looking forward to playing Splatoon 2 this summer.

I tag…you. *pokes*

anonymous asked:

Hows Joey holding up (his hurt hand mainly)?

Joey: I’m fine, thanks. Hands still healin, but don’t hurt too much, barely feel it, just stings a lil.

Public Announcement...

I’M DYING. 

*okay, breathe*

Recently there’s been some problems at my part-time job and I’ve had to work longer and more shifts to cover up for some… holes. I haven’t had a real day off in forever. On the other hand, I’m sitting on a nice bundle of cash now. And all these days of staying on my feet and constant movement is surprisingly good for weight loss. My appetite’s gone down though… 

Next week is going to be even worse judging from my schedule. I think that I’m going to have to start a queue so that at least one post will be posted up per day, but I need to find spare time to actually translate these requests that are piling up. 

Sorry that I’m making everyone wait. I’ll see what I can do, but for now I’m afraid I can’t promise anything. 

~Kiyoshi

This boy makes sure I never feel alone or insecure, gives me everything I need before I even ask for it. I’ve never known someone who would be so caring, so patient and willing to learn and to teach me so much. Thanks for being my best friend and my love❤ Spending time with you is the most fun I can have and also the most comforting sensation, when we aren’t together it feels like I’m missing my left hand it feels so strange. Sorry I’m cheesy I’m just so grateful for him

TalesFromRetail: It's not receipt withholding if you literally run out of the store as I'm trying to hand it to you!

Obligatory this story happened several years ago. I’ve just recently found this sub. I worked at a large makeup and haircare store that frequently has gifts with purchase. Allow for me to be M and the customer to be GWP Lady.

Me, working the register, ready to ring out GWP lady. Note that this is during lunch hour in a busy location. The line was literally halfway around the store.

GWPL: I want all of these items rung out separately to receive the free gift.

M: (Looking at counter, thinking that I may die before I ring out 8 separate transactions.) Ma'am, I’m only supposed to do one per customer.

GWPL: But I qualify for more than one! I want as many as I can get!

M: I understand, but due to limited supply of the GWP, we can provide no more than one per transaction.

GWPL: I demand them all rung separately so I get that many free gifts!

M: (Customer is always right. I give in, trying to work as quickly as possible). Okay, I’ll take care of this as quickly as I can.

GWPL: Hurry up! I’m on my lunch hour and I have to get back or else I’ll get in trouble.

M: I understand ma'am, I’m working as quickly as possible. Our systems are slow today, and individual transactions do take a considerable amount of time.

GWPL: Why can’t you go faster? If I get fired, it’s all because of you!

M: (Finally getting through the final transaction, she’s signing the final receipt, and I’m waiting for the final receipt to print.) Okay ma'am, you’re all set. Have a nice day!

GWPL: How can I have a good day? I’m going to be late to work! I’ll be sure to have my boss call to yell at you instead of me when I get in trouble. It’s all your fault anyway! He’ll get you fired!(practically runs out of the store, forgetting her 8th and final receipt in her haste to leave).

10 minutes later, my boss pulls me off the register, only to yell at me in the middle of an aisle in front of customers. Allow for my boss to be B and me to be M.

B: We just got a call from headquarters that you withheld that woman’s receipt! How could you do that? If you do that again, you’ll be fired! I can’t believe you screwed up and she actually called in a complaint! Do you know how bad that looks?

M: (Stuttering, trying to explain) Uhm, She ran out the door as I was trying to hand her the receipt and threatened to get me fired because she would be late for work after requesting 8 separate transactions.

B: Doesn’t matter. Don’t ever withhold a receipt again!

End scene. Needless to say, I didn’t stay there much longer.

By: ExtrovertedBookworm

So *clap my hand* I'm looking for some DL blogs roaming around. I wanna follow some. Probably make friends and such.

DL blogs:
Oc x canon blogs
Discussion blogs
Art blogs
Anything that has to do with Diabolik lovers blogs XD

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.