m-azing

Is this correct?

So Blake and Yang have Yin and Drake.

Ruby and Weiss have Theo and Serra.

Pyrrha and Jaune have Leda, Thalia, Phoebe, Rhea.

Nora and Lie Ren have twins Daniel & Mira and younger sibling Alicia.

Velvet and Sun have March, Julius and Star.

Plus:

Yin likes March.

Leda likes Daniel.

And:

WeissRabbit created the bumblebabies and the bunana bunch?

Amipiai created the Rosebuds kids.

m-azing created the Arkids. 

Xunnies created the Sloth Jrs. 

*please let me know if any of this is wrong and I’ll correct it.* :)

Ayyaş bir sigara yaktı, bir kadeh rakı koydu, hava sıcak, çarptı tabii..
Kalktı Muş ve Van’ı Ruslardan temizledi.
Bir kadeh daha vapurda sanıyor kendini hoopp Samsun’a gitti kafa.
Amasya’da Erzurum’da Sivas’ta kongreler.
Bir de Türkiye Büyük Millet Meclisini kurdu ikinci kadeh bitmeden.
Kafa çakır tabii Başkomutan oldu
Kalktı ayağa tokatla denize döktü Yunan’ı.
Gaza geldi, Türkiye Cumhuriyeti’ni kurdu.
Kafa gitti tabii, ağzından çıkanı kulağı duymuyor.
Saltanat kalkacak,
Halifelik bitti,
Kadın-erkek eşit,
Şapkasız çıkmam abi,
Tekke zaviye hikaye,
SOY adın olacak,
– Dur Ata’m yapma!
Derken Geometri kitabı yazmış ayyaş ama daha bitmedi.
Türk dili,
Türk harfi,
Türk tarih kurumu,
Ankara Hukuk,
Merinos Halı,
(Meze bitti o ara deniz börülcesi istedi ayyaş)
Sümerbank,
Chp,
Çocuk Esirgeme Kurumu,
Demiryolları,
Havayolları,
Limanlar Genel Müdürlüğü,
Halkevleri,
Etibank,
İş bankası,
Merkez bankası,
Sağlık bakanlığı,
Anadolu ajansı,
Ziraat enstitüsü,
Ayyaş iptal…

Dedik; “Ne gerek var Ata’m az ilerde 24 yaşında Subay Kubilay Öğretmeni öldürüyorlar, al eline Kuran’ı geç tabutun başına”
Doğruldu ayyaş ve dedi ki: "Eğer ülkeni kurtaracak bir lider beklemekteysen,
ben size hiç bir şey öğretmemişim demektir.“

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RWBY Coffee shop AU

Weiss comes into Pyrrha’s coffee shop every morning at precisely 7:15 a.m. After traumatizing all the other baristas, Pyrrha’s the only one Weiss lets make her coffee also she totally wants to bang her.

So Weiss comes in one morning, ready for her medium double shot caramel macchiato with skim and less than half an inch of whip, only to find Pyrrha gone on a weekend getaway with some incompetent layabout who accidentally attended her free women’s self defense course at the rec center.

And instead Ruby’s there to be super freaking awkward and then backsass her when Weiss tries to explain to her exactly what the difference should be between steaming milk for a capuccino and a latte and oh hell no there’s no way she’s gonna make her drink right motherfuckers she has a SYSTEM and RUBY IS NOT A PART OF THAT SYSTEM.

And then it’s the best coffee Weiss has ever had but she can’t admit it because that means Ruby wins and Ruby’s not going to win God dammit, and she doesn’t notice Ruby writing her number on the receipt until she walks out the door.

and in the end she still wants to bang the lady making her coffee

Volume 3 Endfix

Okay, a few people asked what @m-azing and I were discussing yesterday, but I’d had four hours of sleep and couldn’t articulate a post then so here we go:

The entire volume and finale proceeds as is until the fight with Pyrrha and Cinder on the roof. Right as Ruby climbs onto the roof and Cinder fires her last arrow, Ozpin timephases in (with his Matrix-style moves shown in the fight earlier in the episode) and takes the hit. Both Cinder and Pyrrha are shocked as Ozpin collapses and Ruby’s reaction sparks the activation of the silver-eyed abilities, freezing the dragon and passing out.

When Ruby wakes up, Qrow tells her that Ozpin is gone, although they never found a body and Beacon is still lost since the dragon and Grimm problem remains. The background of the silver eye story is given, but when Ruby asks about Pyrrha, Qrow looks confused and says she’s been missing since the endgame fight. 

In context, Pyrrha would have run from the tower in a panic and decided to seek out the rest of the Maidens completely alone, not wanting to endanger her teammates even more than she already has. This would spark RNJR heading off to Haven to both try and find Pyrrha and follow the faint clues Qrow gave them, leaving the finale to proceed as is.

What Changes:

  • Pyrrha lives and gets to spend Volume 4 actually confronting her guilt about Penny (and now Ozpin), serves as a continued line to explore the Maiden plot, and has independent development.
  • There is now a direct line from the ‘silver eyes’ line in Volume 1 to the end of Volume 3, because Ozpin is present for both.
  • Ozpin gets to make a shocking sacrifice onscreen (but the WoR implied he’s immortal, he’ll be fine) that shows remorse for everything that’s happened to the previous Maidens/Maiden candidates.
  • The interruption of what Cinder thought was ‘destiny’ leaves her reeling and gives Salem a very direct reason to want Ozpin to burn.

What Doesn’t Change:

  • Essentially everything else. Yang still loses her arm, so those scenes happen and Blake still leaves. Weiss is still taken back by her father since the Grimm attack still happened. Qrow can still have his post-credits since holding Ozpin’s weapon since Ozpin is ‘gone’.
  • RJNR’s journey still would be the end of Volume 3/initial basis of Volume 4, but it would clearly be temporary since Ruby would tell Jaune that Pyrrha was still alive and thus going to eventually reunite the team.
I'd like to think when Pyrrha told Jaune she was pregnant, he passed out each time...

“Jaune, I’m pregnant!….Oh dear. NO! Don’t bang your head on the coffee table!”

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Pyrrha holding one year old Leda. “Jaune, I’m pregnant….Oh not again.”

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Pyrrha holding two year old Leda and one year old Thalia. “Jaune, we’re going to have another baby!…OH for the love of-”

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Pyrrha holding two year old Thalia and one year old Pheobe while three year old Leda clings to her mom’s leg. “Jaune, I’m….are you kidding me?"