I’ll tell you who else had faith like that — Mom. She used to tell me when she tucked me in that angels were watching over us. In fact, that was the last thing she ever said to me. You never told me that. Well, what’s to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There’s no higher power, there’s no God. I mean, there’s just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere, and rips you to shreds. You want me to believe in this stuff? I’m going to need to see some hard proof. You got any?


aaaaay look, I hit a major milestone! and I figured out something to give away

I’m giving away one of the anti-nerds so you can be one of the cool kids too (like me (except I’m hot))! You know why they’re cool? BECAUSE THEY USE THEIR EARS TO CHILL OUT




  • Only reblogs count, likes make me feel loved but don’t count, sorry :c
  • Reblog with your FR username and your ID
  • Brownie points if you leave a nice comment on someone’s profile. If you do, please tell me their ID. You might get a little something extra.
  • Ends….9 days from now, on my birthday (May 4th) at 19:30 server time
  • You DO NOT have to be following me to win, but you’re missing out if you’re not. I’m hot stuff.
  • As of right now this chill little dude is worth 500g, the same number of followers I have, and he’s only gonna rise in value since he’s been cycled out. Once he leaves my possession he is yours to do what you please with. Sell him, keep him, trade him away for a nerdy fennec fox, sacrifice him to dragon Satan, I don’t care!

Have fun, and may the fourth be with you B)

hi I’m the girl in the blue dress. The guy is my husband of 2 years. We are currently at the theater to watch Sweeney Todd. This is my first time submitting. I’m Yvonne 21 years old. She, her, 

and my special interests are Pokemon, cat behavior, hermit crabs, animal behavior in general. Stephen king, music (like the meaning of songs background bio of bands etc.) I’m sure other stuff but that’s my main. I’m not very good at knowing my special interests because I just like things. I never notice when it’s a deep like. My husband usually points out put for me that I like something more than the normal. Have a great day love, Yvonne.

volvux-volfucks asked:

Hiiii. This is for one of the prompts you reblogged yesterday: "green: my muse meets yours, while my muse is nauseous" I'm sorry for the stuff that happened yesterday ;n; Maybe we can get to know Volvux more now.

//Don’t worry, it’s fine!

The child walks over to the stranger, tilting his head to the side in clear confusion.

“Um…sir?” The child asks. “You don’t looks so good…are you alright?”

name: skye
also known as: schuyler/satan
timezone: est
zodiac: sagittarius
favorite movie: the goonies
do you believe in magic?: fuck yeah.
usual choice of junk food: kit kat.
superhero or villain alter ego: black canary
give us the most stereotypical impression of yourself: [does nothing and is actually exhausted all the time]
pls rank from best to worst (taco bell, kfc, mcdonalds & pizza hut): mcdonalds, pizza hut, taco bell, kfc.
what are you most looking forward to on this site?: potentially plotting with new people and hollywood stuff. i love hollywood sites! also making angsty ships and stuff. i’m always in the mood for that. so if anyone has reqs or wants or just generally wants to plot, lmk and hmu!
are you a man or a muppet?: muppet.
picture, gif, or quote to describe yourself

anonymous asked:

What's your workout rotuine? Your body is everything 😍

Aw you’re so sweet thank you.
So my workout routine changes a lot on a daily basis. I workout maybe 4-5 times a day. Somedays are, push: incline press, seated pec fly, standing shoulder press, close grip bench.
Pull: dead lift, wide grip pull up, standing cable pull, barbell curl. On Legs: squats, straight leg dead lift, lunges, seated calf raises.
I go heavy with most of the stuff. I’m lazy with core, only because I always run out of time.
The routine will be changing in a week though. diet wise…. i eat like a 5 year old whose parents don’t care what they eat. so don’t eat like me. hahaha

anonymous asked:

OMG I'm sorry. It's stuff like that thy makes me ashamed to be in the Sherlock fandom. I don't ship Johnlock and I know if I say that I'm going to get shit for it. It's terrible. I'm so sorry

It’s alright, I figured that most people are actually kind, just some obsessive Johnlocke fans are crazy .-.

You see a lot of people are worried about getting in to college and majors and stuff and I certainly am but I’m also worried about stuff like

How many clothes do I bring??

Is there a laundry machine on campus or is there one in my room??

What the hell do I do for food is there a cafeteria or do I have to buy all of it??

Do I have to ask to go to the bathroom??

What the fuck happens if I get sick do I just not show up to class or tell the professor and how do I know if I need to see a doctor??


Oh my goodness.

So many exciting things coming up. 

~ Need to pack my things and Marks things. Sort through all of our things and figure out whats being donated and what is going with us. Figure out what we need to buy before our move. So far we need pots and pans, new dishes..lots of kitchen stuff. I’m getting a ton of DIY projects for the new house. Eeek. Ready to start. Need to go buy those big plastic containers to pack stuff in…will make it easier for the men to move everything. 

~ Yes. I just said ‘the men.’ lol 

~ Speaking of the men…my best friend in the world and her husband will be doing a game night in a few weeks. So..’the women’..lol (me and motherdaughterfriend) will be making homemade mexican food! Yum. Homemade salsa, enchiladas, tacos, nom nom. Poker, pool and drinks. 

~ NEXT weekend is going to be exciting. We have a huge bonfire with all of the midwives. CAN’T WAIT. Hippie fest, yay!

~ Gym alllllll week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. :D

~ Still house hunting. BUT we are just so in love with our dream tree house that I don’t know if we can fall in love with any other homes lol.

~ Lots of decisions to make about our dogs. Between the two of us, we have four. TOO many. So, lots to think about on that front. 

~ I love him. So much. My love. His words, the way he looks at me, the way he makes me feel. Never taking this for granted. 

~ I love you, son.

anonymous asked:

it's moments like that which is why i almost never tell people i'm jewish if i barely know them or even if i know them pretty well because i'm worried stuff like that will happen, literally the only good jokes about jews i have ever heard are ones made by other jews or by some of my goy friends who actually intend their jewish friends to like the jokes (and usually they are specifically meant to make us laugh so they are usually good)

i just made a post about my mental illness on facebook cause i’ve found it so so good to talk to other people and i’m at a point that i think i can help others a bit and it’s making me kinda anxious like i’m shaking and stuff but i think it’s good for people to realise that mental illness is common and pretty normal and that getting help is a good thing!!

update: other people are talking about their stuff and eep! this is good i think!