• Hermione: Do you wanna make out with me?
  • Draco: What?
  • Hermione: Forget it. I'm sorry. [pause] Well, do you?
  • Draco: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Hermione kissage. Oh, I'm not gonna kiss you.
  • Hermione: What? But freeze frame.
  • Draco: Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Weasley jealous or even the score or something. And that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy when I'm kissing *you*, you're kissing *me*. It's okay. I can wait.
  • Tony: [holds up leg] Feel my leg I shaved.
  • Bucky: [gently stokes] Holy shit...
  • Steve: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This Is Not The Time.

(170324) Monsta X - ‘Ready or Not’ & ‘Beautiful’ @ Music Bank

anonymous asked:

"I doNT HAVE A CRUSH ON ADRIEN!" he yelled, face flushed.

“I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON ADRIEN!” He yelled, face flushed.

“Then why are you staring at the photos on my wall Chat Noir?” Marinette giggled.

“Believe me that is not why I’m staring,” Chat muttered avoiding Marinette’s gaze.

“It’s okay Chat I don’t care.” Marinette smiled assuredly. Chat knit his brows together and tilted his head curiously to the side.

“You don’t care about what?” Chat asked hesitantly. Marinette smiled as she turned back to gaze at the photos on her wall.

“I don’t care that you’re gay,” Marinette said casually. Chat nearly choked on his own tongue as he coughed uncontrollably.

“I’m WHAT?!” Chat squeaked. Marinette jumped glancing back at Chat suddenly alarmed by his tone.

“It’s okay Chat Noir, I mean I kind of like that you’re gay, it makes it easier to talk to you,” Marinette explained.

“Marinette I’m not gay!”Chat’s voice rose an octave. Marinette’s cheeks flushed bright red, her jaw going slack as she stared at him, eyes wide.

“You-you-you’re not?” She stuttered.

“No!” Chat said indignantly. Marinette wrapped her arms tightly around herself as she opened and closed her mouth floundering for words.

“I- You- but you- and- Oh my gosh!! I changed in front of you!!!!” Marinette shrieked.


Betty: “Nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here, but it did. I want to know why.”

Jughead: “Would I get complete freedom?”

Betty: “I’ll help, and edit… And suggest. But it’s your story, it’s your voice.”

Jughead: “Doesn’t sound like complete freedom, but…

 I’ve been looking for an excuse to spend more time with you for weeks. I’ve been stalking your instagram and twitter since I don’t know when. I’m always thinking about you. You proposing me to work with  you for this dusty school paper is the greatest thing that happened to me ever since I tried my first burger at Pops when I was 4. This is exactly the kind of excuse I was looking for. Now I need to keep playing it cool so that you don’t realize how desperate I was for a chance like this so I’m gonnna take a LOOONGGGGG PAUSSEEEE to make you think I’m not sure if I really want to do this.

  Jughead: "I’m in.”


(170324) Monsta X Interview @ Music Bank