post reveal, the kids are dating and having a jolly time when nino catches chat giving marinette a good night kiss or something

nino being the bro he is flips the fuck out because that’s his best friend’s girl he’s kissing wtf and there’s no way she’s into it because she’s totally loyal to adrien so chat *must* be harassing her

so he just POUNCES on chat “this is for adrien!! RUN MARI ITS OKAY ILL PROTECT YOU” and while adrien is super touched that nino would fight a superhero for him, he’s also dying and would very much like for him to stop

Choro: Let’s say you haven’t eaten for days and you’re in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?

Ichi: I walk over to the kitchen and have Kara make me a sandwich

Choro: Okay yes but Kara isn’t here

Jyushi: Where’s Kara!?

Choro: It’s not important where he is! He’s gone. He left the country.

Jyushi: He left the country? Why? Is he okay!?

Choro: Yes. He’s fine!

Ichi: Well if he’s fine I don’t see why he couldn’t have made me a sandwich