m y c u p o f t e a

ABC’s of Simon

This is the very talented bunch that have already signed up for Simon slots. If you want to add your name to the list them please send me an ask with the letter you want to take. 

A- Attagirl @melodicdolls

B- Bubble Bath @vendekk

C- Champagne

D- Daddy @daintyunicorn

E- Extreme

F- First @fuckyeahsaviors

G- Gin @ladylorelitany

H- High Heels

I- Ice Cream @ashzombie13

J- Jeep @lucifers-trash-stash

K- Kneel @i-am-negan-trash

L- Little Black Dress

M- Moustache @dimeritiumdame

N- Nurse

O- Orgasm @kijilinn

P- Pen

Q- Quirky

R- Right Hand Man @starshinesupergirl

S- Secret @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash

T- Tequila @motherpsyduck

U- Undressed

V- Virgin @vizhi0n

W- Wildcard @superwholoki

X- XXX @redisunamused

Y- Yes @purplemuse89

Z- Zipper @hrimfrost

  • Hinata: I h a t e Kageyama
  • Yachi: Why? You're always together. If you're not playing volleyball, you're going out to ea-
  • Hinata: How do you know we go out to eat?
  • Yachi: Y-
  • Hinata: How much have you seen?
  • Yachi: A lot?
  • Hinata: KAGEYAMA!!!
  • Kageyama: What do you want du-
  • Hinata: S h e k n o w s
  • Kageyama: H o l y-
  • Yachi: You don't even hide it you idiots. Literally everyone on the team just assumes you're dating.
  • Hinata: c r a p
  • Kageyama: f u c k
  • Hinata: Don't cuss
  • Kageyama: Oh, I'm sorry *hugs Hinata*
  • Yachi: how the crap do you guys not expect us to think you're dating?
  • Kageyama and Hinata: h u h ?
RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare

2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara

how accurate is yours?

Put a letter in my ask! I'll answer honestly !

A - Available?
B - Birthday?
C - Crushing on?
D - Drink you last had?
E - Easiest person to talk to?
F - Favourite song?
G - Grade i hated?
H - Hometown?
I - Icecream flavour?
J - Jellybean flavour?
K - Killed someone?
L- Longest friendship?
M - Milkshake flavour?
N - Number of siblings?
O - One wish?
P - Person who called me last?
Q - Question your always asked?
R - Reason to smile?
S - Song i last sung?
T - Time you woke up?
U - Umbrella colour?
V - Very best friend?
W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
X - X rays i had?
Y - Your last time you cried?
Z - Zodiac sign?

mbti as history of japan

INTP: ding dong, it’s the outside world
ESFP: [how about s u n r i s e l a n d]
ISFP: and the royal palace became such a dream world of art that they really didnt give a shit about running the country
ESTP: [h i r e a s a m u r a i]
INFP: [n o w t h e r e s m o r e a r t]
ESFJ: [open the country. stop having it be closed.]
ENFP: “that sucks” they said “this sucks!!!!”
ISTP: and japan says “can you maybe chill” and russia says “how about maybe you chill”
ENTJ: p l e a s e r e s p e c t u s o r w e m i g h t i n v a d e y o u a s w e l l
ISTJ: [i t s t i m e f o r w o r l d w a r 1]
ISFJ: [n o] said everybody, quieter this time
INFJ: the shogun didnt actually care he was off somewhere doing poetry
ESFJ: [t h e l e a g u e o f n a t i o n s] whos mission statement is to try not to take over the world
ENTP: h o w b o u t i d o a n y w a y
ENFJ: and the united states started helping britain because they’re [g o o d f r i e n d s] and not helping japan because [t h e i r f r i e n d s a n d o u r f r i e n d s a r e n o t f r i e n d s]
INTJ: “and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china”, he said, and failed. and also died.

let me spell out the name, i am the 

M-A-R-I-E J-O-S-E-P-H P-A-U-L Y-V-E-S R-O-C-H G-I-L-B-E-R-T D-U 


The Sexy ABC’s

A is for Angus

B is for Bullshit

C is for Cock

D is for Duggle

E is for Eczema

F is for French Fryes

G is for Gunt

H is for Hell

I is for Ignorance

J is for Joshua

K is for Kill

L is for Love

M is for Mop

N is for ‘Nards

O is for Open Your Mouth You Bad Guy

P is for Pickle

Q is for Quicktime Media

R is for Ronald Reagan

S is for Sexual

T is for Tupperware

U is for Uuhhhhhhh

V is for Vaginus

W is for Whats that, a pussy?

X is for Xylophone

Y is for Yucky Yucky Balls

Z is for Zachary Get Down From There Right This Instant

🌹  ( T H E   R E S U L T S )  🌹

After some (a lot of) consideration I finally chose the winners of my Aesthetic Awards -so this goes out to you darlings! 

S O F T   M A C A B R E :

@maelinoe & @emberizidae

T H E   P A R I S I A N :

@bennct & @astreay

N O I R   E T   B L A N C :

@katewisnlet & @aphrodihe

W I T C H   O F   T H E   V A L L E Y :

@calliophies & @dreamrhysand

S P A C E   B A B E :

@persrephone & @illuminosity

T H E   S O P H I S T I Q U E :

@saintjoan & @astreria

F E M M E   F A T A L E :

@euriipedes & @hckat

T H E   R O M A N T I C :

@minrd & @neils-josten

D O O M E D   P O E T :

@historyy & @ibuzoo

T H E   A R T   E N T H U S I A S T :

@histcries & @ophclia

L A   V I E   E N   R O S E :

@asteriea & @leodavinciis

M E L A N C H O L I Q U E :

@abrenathy & @henrywinte

T H E   M Y T H O L O G I S T :

@clyternnestra & @hynpos

you can all see what you’ve won here & if you want me to send you my chapbook for free, just send me a message with your email 🌹

Your Ridiculous Fruit-God Name:

The first letter of your first name:

  • A - Blueberry
  • B - Tangerine
  • C - Cherry
  • D - Blackberry
  • E - Strawberry
  • F - Raspberry
  • G - Lemon
  • H - Apple
  • I - Grape
  • J - Orange
  • K - Lime
  • L - Kiwi
  • M - Cantaloupe
  • N - Watermelon
  • O - Honeydew
  • P - Banana
  • Q - Coconut
  • R - Guava
  • S - Pear
  • T - Pinapple
  • U - Apricot
  • V - Papaya
  • W - Lychee
  • X - Kumquat
  • Y - Prune
  • Z - Mango

Your astrological symbol:

  • Aries - Marmalade
  • Taurus - Pie
  • Gemini - Smoothie
  • Cancer - Jam
  • Leo - Soap
  • Virgo - Candle
  • Libra - Jelly
  • Scorpio - Juice
  • Sagittarius  - Extract
  • Capricorn - Preserves
  • Aquarius - Concentrate
  • Pisces - Puree 

The color of your left sock:

  • Red - the Mighty
  • Orange - the Gluttonous
  • Yellow - the Emo
  • Green - the Sexy
  • Blue - the Wise
  • Purple/Violet - the Sassy
  • Black - the Invisible
  • White - the Toxic
  • Gray - the Erroneous 
  • Brown - the Spicy
  • Teal / Aqua - the Nasty
  • Lime Green - the Flawless
  • Pink - the Petty
  • Multicolored - the Lovely
  • No sock - the Sensational
  • Other color - the Shy

The second letter of your favorite musician’s, actor’s or artist’s name:

  • A - Water
  • B - Leaf
  • C - Sky
  • D - Sea
  • E - Ocean
  • F - Earth
  • G - Celestial
  • H - Heavenly
  • I - Dirt
  • J - Fire
  • K - Lava 
  • L - Moon
  • M - Star
  • N - Sun
  • O - Wind
  • P - Air
  • Q - Lake
  • R - Grass
  • S - Tree
  • T - Ice
  • U - Snow
  • V - Volcano
  • W - Mountain
  • X - Plain 
  • Y - Sand
  • Z - Swamp

Now choose either god, goddess, or divinity to stick to the end of your new fruit-god title!

(For example, I’m Lemon Soap the Invisible Water Goddess) 

That’s it, you’re done!

Feel free to reblog :)

NerdImagines Masterlist #2 - Feb.2017

Hi guys, this is an updated masterlist as of 08/02/2017 as my old masterlist has practically nothing on it compared to this. Let me know if you have any problems accessing anything etc. and um, enjoy :) x

NSFW A-Z Headcannons - Full Alphabet

A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

X Men

Hank McCoy Headcannons

Being Cute

Sexy Times *

Sexy Times 


Getting Together 

Sparring/ Training 

Having Babies

Trying For Babies (Part 1) * (Part 2) *

Confessing Your Feelings


First Date

Charles Xavier Headcannons

Getting Steamy*

Fighting *

Having Babies

First Time*

Charles Xavier Imagines

I of the Storm

“No Promises”*

“Class Dismissed”*

Alex Summers Headcannons



Peter Maximoff Headcannons





Sean Cassidy Headcannons

Best Friends

Dating/ Cuddling

Piotr Rasputin/ Colossus Headcannons



Watching him Sketch

Erik Lehnsherr Headcannons



Kurt Wagner Headcannons



Kurt Wagner Imagines

Sensitive Tail *

Warren Worthington III Headcannons



Star Wars

Poe Dameron

Getting Steamy*


Alphabet Q&A
  • A: Ambition?
  • B: Best quality?
  • C: (favourite) Colour?
  • D: Describe yourself.
  • E: Easiest subject?
  • F: (best) Friend?
  • G: Greatest achievement?
  • H: Habit?
  • I: Interest?
  • J: Joke?
  • K: (first) Kiss?
  • L: Last name?
  • M: (favourite) Month?
  • N: Next thing you have to do?
  • O: Oldest family member?
  • P: Person you love?
  • Q: Quirks?
  • R: Realest dream?
  • S: Song you love singing?
  • T: Tea or coffee?
  • U: Underwear colour?
  • V: (greatest) Victory?
  • W: Worst month?
  • X: (ever had an) X-Ray?
  • Y: (best) Year?
  • Z: Zodiac sign?

I found peace in solitude. *mostly plus sizes*

(store links below)

a $27 / b $11 / c $26 / d $17 / e $25 / f $62 / g $14 / h $8 / i $19 / j $23 / k $15 / l $50 / m $22 / n $47 / o $38 / p $36 / q $65 / r $21 / s $28 / t $25 / u $16 /  v $20 / w $60 / x $25 / y $16 / z $25 / aa $13 / ab $56 / ac $18 / ad $19 / ae $17 / af $14 / ag $33 / ah $14 / ai $20 / aj $25 / ak $25 / al $13 / am $35 / an $30 / ao $20


Harry Potter:


H  A  R  R  Y   P  O  T  T  E  R

S  I  R  I  U  S   B  L  A  C  K

R  E  M  U  S   L  U  P  I  N

J  A  M  E  S   P  O  T  T  E  R

D  R  A  C  O   M  A  L  F  O  Y


S  A  M   W  I  N  C  H  E  S  T  E  R

W  I  N  C  H  E  S  T  E  R   B  R  O  T  H  E  R  S


S  P  I  D  E  R  M  A  N   (P E T E R   P A R K E R)

Send me a letter

a – age
b – biggest fear
c – current time
d – drink you last had/are having
e – easiest person to talk to
f – favorite song
g – ghosts, are they real
h – heritage
i – in love with
k – kissed someone
l – last time you cried
m – middle name
n – number of siblings
o – one wish
p – person who you last called
q – question you’re always asked
r – reason to smile
s – song last sang
t – time you woke up
u – underwear color
w – worst habit
x – x-rays you’ve had
y – your favorite food
z – zodiac sign