m u s h a b o o m

Counterspell Battle
  • Tamiyo: A-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m!
  • Jace: Oh yea? F-l-o-c-c-i-n-a-u-c-i-n-i-h-i-l-i-p-i-l-i-f-i-c-a-t-i-o-n!
  • Tamiyo: O-n-o-m-a-t-o-p-o-e-i-a!
  • Jace: But what about p-n-e-u-m-o-n-o-u-l-t-r-a-m-i-c-r-o-s-c-o-p-i-c-s-i-l-i-c-a-v-o-l-c-a-n-o-c-o-n-i-o-s-i-s?
  • Chandra, just arriving at the scene eating a muffin: Whutisgoingmmmonmm
  • Lilina: Dear, they're having a counter-spell battle. I don't recommend watching.
  • Chandra: *Gulp, swallow* F-i-y-a!
  • Jace: That isn't how you spell.
  • Chandra: That isn't how YOU spell.
  • Jace: Please stop.
  • Liliana: No, continue, this is starting to become interesting.
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I    l o v e    I    l o v e    I    l o v e    m y s e l f
I    L O V E    I    L O V E    I    L O V E    M Y S E L F
I     k n o w     I     k n o w    I     k n o w     m y s e l f
Y a     p l a y a     h a t e r s     y o u     s h o u l d     l o v e     y o u r s e l f
                                                      B R R

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(s) smut (a) angst (f) fluff (+) drabbles (✓) completed


series

•  does this make sense? [s,f,a] yoongi | reader (11/11)

» playlist | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | +  ✓

•  who cares [s,a] taehyung | oc | seokjin (10/11)

» playlist | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 0910 |

•  bones [s,a] hoseok | reader | yoongi (4/5)

» playlist | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 |

•  aquiver  [s,a] yoongi | reader (2/8)

» playlist0102 |

•  off limits [s,a] seokjin | reader (1/?)

» playlist | 01 |


multi-member

•  to have and to hold [s] yoongi | reader | taehyung

» take 1 | 

•   salt + shadow [s] seokjin | reader | taehyung, incubus au 


kim seokjin

•  show me  [s,f,a
•  pumpkin [s]   
•  great romances of the 21st century [s,f
•  what 2 do  [s,f,a
•  grey zone [s,f,a

min yoongi

•  I miss your [s
•  delicate [s
•  buzz: 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 [s]  ✓
•  x [s
•  settle down [s,f,a]

jung hoseok 

» series 

kim namjoon

•  and you  [s,a

park jimin 

•  It’s too sweet [s
•  hard to say [s,f
•  little monster [s]

kim taehyung

•  move like you want [s

jeon jungkook

•  playing with fire [s


bts

‣ coming soon? 

things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞
❝ Meant to be. ❞
❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞
❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞
❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞
❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞
❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞
❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞
❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞
❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞
❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞
❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞
❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞
❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞
❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞
❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞
❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞
❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞
❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞
❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞
❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞
❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞
❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞
❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞
❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞
❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞
❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞
❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞
❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞
❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞
❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞
❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞
❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞
❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞
❝ May the gay be with us. ❞
❝ Get your ass back here. ❞
❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞
❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞
❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking
penis. ❞
❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞
❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞
❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞
❝ Stab him. ❞
❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞
❝ I’m so gay. ❞
❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞
❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞
❝ Listen bitch. ❞
❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞
❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞
❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞
❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞
❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

Big Bang Reaction: You’re Famous and You Meet Them (they like you) //requested//

J I Y O N G

Yeah, she’ll be mine

Originally posted by orange-unnie

S E U N G H Y U N

Y/N: I really like your music!

Him: And I really like you

Originally posted by jiyongs-g-thong

Y O U N G B A E

Y/N: So a little birdie told me you like me..

Him: *nervous laughter* *plots Jiyong’s murder*

Originally posted by no-8

D A E S U N G

Y/N: I’m a big fan of your music!

Him: I’m a big fan of your face…

Y/N: What?

Him: What?

Originally posted by intopxicated

S E U N G R I

Y/N: Hi I’m _____!

Him: Is this real life?

Originally posted by daesng

RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare


2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST
name.

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara


WE TRIED IT WITH OUR NAMES
Tea:
FARLEY LOVES TO CATCH FISH WITH MAVEN
Dragon:
CAL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH MAVEN (LMAO PRETTY ACCURATE)
how accurate is yours?

let me spell out the name, i am the 

M-A-R-I-E J-O-S-E-P-H P-A-U-L Y-V-E-S R-O-C-H G-I-L-B-E-R-T D-U 

M-O-T-I-E-R M-A-R-Q-U-I-S D-E L-A-F-A-Y-E-T-T-E

🌹  ( T H E   R E S U L T S )  🌹

After some (a lot of) consideration I finally chose the winners of my Aesthetic Awards -so this goes out to you darlings! 

S O F T   M A C A B R E :

@maelinoe & @emberizidae

T H E   P A R I S I A N :

@bennct & @astreay

N O I R   E T   B L A N C :

@katewisnlet & @aphrodihe

W I T C H   O F   T H E   V A L L E Y :

@calliophies & @dreamrhysand

S P A C E   B A B E :

@persrephone & @illuminosity

T H E   S O P H I S T I Q U E :

@saintjoan & @astreria

F E M M E   F A T A L E :

@euriipedes & @hckat

T H E   R O M A N T I C :

@minrd & @neils-josten

D O O M E D   P O E T :

@historyy & @ibuzoo

T H E   A R T   E N T H U S I A S T :

@histcries & @ophclia

L A   V I E   E N   R O S E :

@asteriea & @leodavinciis

M E L A N C H O L I Q U E :

@abrenathy & @henrywinte

T H E   M Y T H O L O G I S T :

@clyternnestra & @hynpos

you can all see what you’ve won here & if you want me to send you my chapbook for free, just send me a message with your email 🌹

Y fue recién
                    una
                n o c h e
cuando noté
sorprendido
por
dónde
se
asomaba
s u   a l m a
no fue
por
s u   m i r a d a
sino
                      a
                  través
                     de
s u s   l a b i o s
húmedos
y
temblorosos
color
de
fresa.
—  Guillermo M., Letras jujeñas
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K I Y O M I T S U  &  Y A S U S A D A ⋆ T O U K E N  R A N B U : H A N A M A R U ⋆ E P. 1

“Hey, now. You’re not the only one who looked upto him. Don’t get cocky.”

anonymous asked:

Are you okay?

I can only assume this is about Sunny and well OF Course I Am Okay™ !

I just can’t bElieve this season only had 9 episodEs!? Ludicrous! I can’t wait for next season To finally see Dennis shoot the RPG at his starter car. Time fOr Dennis to get his Range ROver! And when are Mac and Dennis finally going to finish their apartment? MUst be for next season where Dennis will definitely be heavily involved. I can’t wait for what RCG have in store for Dennis for Seasons 13 and 14. Because they’re Happening.

A Cricket’s Tale was a strange episode they decided to end the season on. Which, I mean really, The Gang were barely in, which means that Dennis is surely Only on the 4th step of his D.E.N.N.I.S System (because we have to be meta Af with this) of Neglecting us eMotionally, for that single episode, and to reiterate, A Cricket’s Tale was the finale so we’re only being Neglected eMotionally for that single episode, and when Season 13 rolls around DennIs will be back To Inspire hope.

Masterlist

Harry Potter:

M A R A U D E R S

H  A  R  R  Y   P  O  T  T  E  R

S  I  R  I  U  S   B  L  A  C  K

R  E  M  U  S   L  U  P  I  N

J  A  M  E  S   P  O  T  T  E  R

D  R  A  C  O   M  A  L  F  O  Y

Supernatural:

S  A  M   W  I  N  C  H  E  S  T  E  R

     
W  I  N  C  H  E  S  T  E  R   B  R  O  T  H  E  R  S

Marvel:

S  P  I  D  E  R  M  A  N   (P E T E R   P A R K E R)