*walks into a random house* Hello I’m Noiz and I live on a ceiling fan. This is how I get in *climbs on counter and leaps* *sound of wood and human flesh hitting the ground from a mildly high distance*
imagine noiz insulting koujaku in german, and koujaku has no clue what noiz is saying but he figures its something bad and gets mad after looking them up. then, in the post-coital glow, noiz mumbles “ich liebe dich” and no one in the world could miss that one. koujaku smiles a little and goes "yeah i know… you love my dick"