some altean! lance headcanons i whipped out for my friend
lance is rlly flexible ,,, like r l l y flexible so when pidge n shiro show him yoga he can do so many difficult poses with ease and keith walks in on him stretching and he just turns the fuck around bc he’s a m e s s
he doesn’t see why keith gets so red whenever he wears a tank top ?? like dude u ok ? yEAH JUST I GOTTA GAY I MEAN GO
lance is super flirty all the time but he rlly only flirts with keith which makes keith question
he loves attention so he always drapes himself over keith and is like tell me im pretty and keith goes all red and is like “you’re very pretty lance” and they both bLUS H LIKE IDIOTS
he PI N E S ,, like if he sees keef doing something rlly cool or hot he’ll replay it over and over again and he’ll whine to allura about how unfair it is that keith is super hot and pretty
he’s super touchy, like he’ll hold ppl’s hands all the time or drape his arms around them but he only gets flustered when he holds keith’s hand
one time he ‘accidentally’ kissed keith and just fucking bOL T ED
after that keith finds him and kisses him again and they’re both blushy idiots in love
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i got asked by a lovely anon to do a masterlist of character labels – and so that’s just what i’m going to do today !! they will be sorted out by: personality, hobbies, lifestyle and misc.( there’s a small description of each label)PLEASE LIKE/REBLOG IF THIS IS HELPFUL
“I love you, idiot,” Y/N confessed, an anxious feeling wrenching at her gut. The boy’s face illuminated in happiness as the words left her mouth. Peter’s eyes lit up as he leaned in and feverishly kissed her, smiling against her lips.
“I love you too, dork,” He asserted, skimming his thumb across her jaw as he gazed into her E/C hues dreamily.
W A R R E N W O R T H I N G T O N
“Y-You what?” Warren repeated for the third time as his eyes shot open at the final realization at what she said. He shot forward, tackling the girl onto the floor as he placed small, yet hungry kisses upon her face, and then one on her lips.
“I love you too,” He said, getting off of her, and carrying her bridal-style back to his dorm in confidence.
A L E X S U M M E R S
Alex nearly choked on his beer as those words left Y/N’s mouth, Jubilee’s jaw dropped, Jean passed Scott a twenty dollar bill with a shit-eating grin, and Peter wolf whistled as loud as he possibly could. His Azure-Blue gaze shifted to your serious expression, and without thought, his lips crashed onto hers. The kiss was full of hunger and need, and for a split second, he forgot he wasn’t alone with her. He let go of her, and her fingers were at her lips, tracing where his were in shock.
“I knew that,” He asserted with a smirk. “But do you know what’s cool?” Alex’s smirk disappeared, and a smile found it’s way onto his lips. “I love you too,”
“I told you, sucker,” Jean smirked, as Scott’s face was dumbstruck.
C H A R L E S X A V I E R
“That’s quite a stupid thing to say,” Charles stated with confusion placed all over his usual calm expression. “But I can say that I love you too,” He admitted, adverting his Icy-Blue hues away from her E/C ones. The woman’s petite hands found their way to the collar of the button-down he was wearing, and she’d crashed her lips onto his. His arms snaked around her waist, and he smiled against her lips as they kissed.
S C O T T S U M M E R S
Scott dropped the Pop can he held in his hand, Jubilee squealed like the little girl she was, Peter said something disgustingly funny, and Alex said something completely vulgar and amazing as the words finally escaped your lips. “R-Really?” Scott choked out, his jaw basically touching the floor at this point.
“Of course, goofball,” She confirmed, a chuckle and a small ‘idiot’ coming from Alex, his lovely older brother. Scott was beaming in joy, as he snaked his arms around Y/N’s waist, picked her up, and proceeded to spin her around as he kissed her.
“I love you too, Y/N,” He agreed, a smile plastered on his face.
“we’re s o m e t h i n g else to each other where you come from a r e n ’t we? what?” “its escaped d e f i n i t i o n” “but its l o v e, because this is what love feels l i k e” “since the d a y that i m e t you”
Accidental psychic mom friend; endless gladiator fight to the death with Trust Fund Kid; pushing his "ALL MEN ARE WOLVES" propaganda; "Help police! there is a handsome man in my mirror, oh wait, IT's just ME~! *takes selfie*
LOLOL IS LOVE LOLOL IS LIFE; too good/pure for this world; they said I would understand life when I'm older, now I'm older, but I don't know sh*t; watizbasicspellin anspazin,HOW2WUD???
aesthetic sh*tposter; do you want to see my cat? No? T O O B A D; I don't just make it rain, I'm a tsunami; seemingly emotionless, but unapologetic troll (especially to mom friend)
#LifeHacks: replace feels with memes; hello my baby~ hello my honey~
h e l l o d a r k n e s s m y o l d
f r i e n d; HONEYBUDDHACHIPS/PHDPEPPERISOTP, "I'll sleep when I'm dead~! (I hope that's soon! lol)"
"I'm surrounded by idiots"; only one who seems to remember that this is a business app; "you seem stressed" "yeah, it's the stess"; mistaken as mom friend, but actually big sister who is highkey done (lowkey into actual mom friend)
Ok so since I’ve been home at my parents house I’ve been stuck basically watching cable on my parents tv or reading and the other week the twilight saga was the only movie on, it was a marathon, and I’ve been rereading so many old YA books and I watched twilight, new moon, part of eclipse, and the second half of breaking dawn. Anyway, I was intrigued so I decided to reread twilight and I forgot that they were actually kind of half way decent, if you take it at surface level.
But then I got to eclipse.
And I’m so FUCKING mad I’m shaking right now. Cuz I read the part where Jacob finally makes his declaration, and honestly, Jacob in the books makes my blood boil in anger. Because even though Bella R E P E A T E D L Y tells him she loves EDWARD, and it will always be EDWARD, Jacob still pushes the boundaries in every way he can. He’s constantly grabbing her hand and trying to push it, and it’s not like ????? Bella was ever unclear ???? Where that might be justified ?????? Like ??????? He’s being a fucking piece of shit ?????
AND THEN ?!?!!? He practically ASSAULTS HER. Like !!!!!! SHE WAS EXPLICITLY CLEAR THAT SHE D I D NOT W A N T HIM TO KISS HER
AND HE KISSES HER
AND SHE FIGHTS BACK ?! AND HE CONTINUES TO KISS HER. And THEN she fINALLY has to go COMPLETELY LIP AND LIFELESS FOR HIM TO STOP ?!?! ASSAULTINNG HER ?!?!!?? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I forgot how ANGRY that made me, but I was only 13 so like ?!?!!? How the FUCK was I supposed to know that’s WRONG. Like literally this book came out in 2007 which was 10 years ago. And I read it then and I was a CHILD and I was STILL upset because?!?!? She said NO ?!? And he KISSED HER ANYWAY
and the WORST part is I had NO idea what that shit was basically
The stupid pathetic worthless mother fucker LAUGHS when she hits him. This asshole goes and VIOLATES HER CONSENT AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTS HER AND LAUGHS WHEN SHE GETS MAD
like are you FUCKING kidding me. And that ENTIRe conversation was him twisting EVERYTHING she said around when she CLEARLY said in MULTIPLE ways how angry and upset she was
And this mother fucking ass wipe continues to say “you wanted it”
IM SO FUCKING MAD I COULD PUNCH A WALL
AND THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She gets home to Charlie and Charlie LAUGHS about it. Here is his TEENAGE daughter that EXPLICITLY SAID “I didn’t want him kissing me and he kissed me anyway and I punched him” GETTING IRATE WITH BELLA ABLUT PUNCHING HER ATTACKER ?!?!?!?1!3!2!3!1! LIKE HES A FUCKING COP
AND THEN !!!! A N D. T. H. E. N.
THIS MOTHER FUCKER TELLS JACOB GOOD JOB !!!! THIS DAD !!!! OF SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST ASSAULTED !!!!! TELLS THE GUY WHO ASSAULTED HER !!!! GOOD JoB !!!!!1!1!1!1!1!
WHAT THE FUCK
A. N. D. T. H. E. N.
WHEN EDWARD GETS THERE CHARLIES LIKE “no fighting” AND THIS MOTHER FUCKER TELLS BELLA TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN CUZ SHES SERIOUSLY PISSED AT JACOB AND THEN
I LITERALLY HAD TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN AND WALK AROUND I WAS SHAKING SO BAD
CHARLIE ASKS JACOB IF
WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST BELLA
IF THE GUY WHO JUST GRABBEF A GIRL WHO CLEARLY FUCKINGINY EXPLICITLY DID NOT WANT TO BE KISSED AND KISSED HER ANYWAY WITHOUT HER MOTHER FUCKING CONSENT, AND SHE PUNCHED HIM, IF HE WANTS TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST BELLA