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sooo … i hit 1.8k which isnt a Milestone™ but it’s my first one since meetin new pals and my first one since i started watchin shadowhunters so i thought i’d do a little follow forever !! sorry for not makin a gif/graphic i’m just lazy

firstly, thanks to everyone who follows me !! so many of you have been here since way back when (merlin) and it has been lovely hanging with you over these years! i love each and every one of you xx

next, a few special mentions:

@sircolinmorgan : hannah, we’ve been mutuals since i was what.. 13? 14? that is like … a long time. it’s so weird that we’ve known each other for fiveish years, but it’s been fiveish awesome years! thanks for putting up with me, especially since i probably fill your dash (and twitter feed) with stuff you don’t care about (read: shadowhunters and harry styles). merlin was a fun time (except christmas day 2012 rip) and i love that i can always rely on your tumblr to update me on colin morgan’s career!! it’s been such a joy getting to know you over the years; thank you for being an awesome person! lots and lots of love, always x

@daddarioswife dani !!! where do i start?! you’re the thirstiest, loveliest angel i have ever had the pleasure of meeting on here, and you’re so lovely to me and to everyone! thank you for bein an absolute dream to talk to and an all-round angel!! ❤️

@magnificentmalec sarah you are quite simply an amazing person!! a pretty recent mutual but one of my favourite people no less. you always fill my dash with positive vibes and love x

to all my mutuals and followers in general: i have no idea why u all follow me, but thank you so much! lots and lots of love

and now, into my follow forever. some of you i’ve been following since way back when, and others only for like .. three days, but all of you make my dash a better place and i have nothin but love for you all: 

a-c: @abloodneed @alecblushed @alecsplushpillow @alexandargideonlightwood @alexvlahos @baneftglitter @bisexual-magnus @bittylicious @bouncingbumble @boyfriendsmalec @brkoenhome @canislytherinthings @canonlesbianalexdanvers @colinmorgasms

d-h: @daddarios @dimshums @fleurdelicour @harry-daddario @harry-shum @hoteldumorts @hufflebee @hwykiynt

i-m: @iriswestdefencesquad @lightbanes @madzie-bane @magnusandalexander @magnusbaene @magnuslightswood @magswoods @metalgr3ymon @mundanelion

n-z: @natashasromanoff @paranoidalec @raphaelsantiago @softjimon @thisissirius

I’m a graphic artist, and several of my clients are politicians. Here are some of the requests they’ve made.

Client: Make me thinner.

Client: Give me more hair.

Client: Remove the bags under my eyes.

Client: Use this photo of my face, but put me in the suit from this magazine—you know, like paper dolls.

Client: I love this old photo of me, but my ex-wife is in it. Take her out and put in my current wife.

Client: Here’s a photo of me debating my opponent. Make me look taller than him. Also, could you make it look like he’s sweating?

Client: It’s important everyone sees how family-oriented I am. Make my wife stand out more. Now make my kids stand out more. Now make me stand out more, because now you can’t tell I’m the focal point.

The best, though, is that this has been an exchange I’ve had with every politician client.

Client: Above all, this has to be unique!

Me: Understood.

Client: Great. Now use the American flag as a background, and make the text red and blue.

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“I fell in love with Rose because she was happy and lighthearted. I fell in love with her because she was beautiful and as cheerful as the sunshine. I fell in love with her because I heard her singing with her beautiful voice… as carefree as a songbird. I fell in love with a girl who danced and twirled across the meadows like an angel of happiness.” — Once Upon a Dream, Liz Braswell