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little under-appreciated peridot moments that i love
  • “IS THIS YOUR BIZARRE ICON??!??!?!?!!?!?!” (holds up image of a crying waffle)
  • “the fusion experiments are developing properly….a few have even emerged early-EYOOHA
  • That little noise she makes in that moment in Catch and Release where she’s in the bathroom yelling at the Crystal Gems and she’s lying down on top of the towel bar holding a plunger and she almost slips
  • (Steven: I know you use my tooth brush!) “n….no……..well, Yes-”
  • (voice cracking immensely) I h A V EN>T  Cr A C K ED!!!!1
  • when she keeps holding the drill the wrong way in Back To The Barn
  • the one scene that she has in Steven’s Birthday
  • the face she makes in It Could’ve Been Great when Steven says “Just look at that view”
  • That scene in Message Received when Steven locks her in the car and we see her from inside the car and she looks like this
  • That moment in Log Date 7 15 2 where Garnet catches her wearing the alien boxers and she rips them off in the most dramatic way possible
  • W H E N S H E H U G S S T E V E N I N G E M D R I L L
  • That moment in Same Old World where she makes exaggerated sound effects while telling their story about drilling the Cluster
  • Her little hand gestures in Barn Mates
  • The cute little cartoony smile she makes in Barn Mates when Lapis asks her if she’s okay
  • When she puts the tablet on her arm in Too Short To Ride and it looks like she’s dabbing
  • When she keeps saying “ow” very flatly while Steven and Amethyst are trying to stretch her in Too Short To Ride
  • That lil moment in Beta when she’s talkin all casually about the Beta Kindergarten and she just twirls a tuna can in the air using her metal powers while she talks
  • In Gem Harvest when she’s trying to get the Pumpkin Dog to say “clod”
  • In Adventures In Light Distortion where’s talkin about how she can change the settings on the Ruby ship and it’s indirectly confirmed that she changed the settings of the entire ship from The Return so it would be green like her
  • The loud yelling she does when she’s levitating the cars in The New Crystal Gems
  • The fact that she can levitate cars in the first place
  • The way she says “Look at it! It’s great!” in The New Crystal Gems while presenting the new car wash sign to Greg
  • The entirety of her role in The New Crystal Gems
  • Her wet hair in Room For Ruby. I legit screamed when I first saw that
  • In Room For Ruby when she rolls around in the dirt with Steven and Navy???? so pure
  • When she tries to console Lapis in Room For Ruby
  • just…her????? i lov peridot so much
Updated Masterlist | 4.23.17

{Every time I update, I will change the date }

T O M  H O L L A N D 

Dating Tom Holland Would Include
You and Me
A Total Mess
More Like Her
Hands to Myself
Honest  |||  Part Two 
Tom & OFC
Prank Imagine 
Ex-Girlfriend Interview Imagine
Lovey Dovey Interview Imagine
Celebrity Crush Interview Imagine
Dressing Formal Imagine 
Thanking Tom Imagine
Facetiming Tom Imagine

P E T E R  P A R K E R 

Let it Grow 
Just Smile
Stay Away
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Closed Door
Finding You Outside Imagine
Finding Out Imagine
Finding Out (shorter version) Imagine
Project Help Imagine ||| Part Two 

J U G H E A D  J O N E S 

What Do You Feel ||| Part Two 
Black Sheep 

A R C H I E   A N D R E W S 

Misplaced Trust
Never Alone

C H R I S  E V A N S 

Stone Cold Sober
Far From Boring 
Fatherhood Interview Imagine
Father Chris Imagine
Spilling The Beans Imagine
Taking Off Shirt Imagine
Giving In Imagine
Meeting New Boyfriend Imagine
Laughing Game Imagine
Divorcing Chris Imagine
That Look Imagine

S T E V E  R O G E R S 

Age Of Ultron Imagine
Asking For Permission Imagine
Disagreeing Sokovia Accords Imagine

S E B A S T I A N  S T A N 

Drunken Nights
Simple Hello  ||| Part Two
First We Had  ||| Part Two
Parting Ways
Annoyed Imagine
Don’t You Do That Interview Imagine

B U C K Y  B A R N E S 

Brain Scrambled Imagine
Steve Telling Bucky Imagine
Afraid To Leave Imagine
Finding Out He Killed Imagine
Sent To Kill Imagine

T J  H A M M O N D 

She’ll Be The Death ||| Part Two 

J E F F E R S O N 


S H A W N  M E N D E S 


H A R R Y  S T Y L E S 

War Is Love |||  Part Two
Reaction Imagine
Caught In Interview Imagine

E D D I E  R E D M A Y N E 

Three Words
Panicked Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Part Two Imagine
Costar Imagine

N E W T  S C A M A N D E R 

Newt Dating a Muggle / No-Maj
The Greatest Creation |||  Part Two
Yer A Wizard
I Wouldn’t Mind / OFC
Talking About You Imagine
Amazed By You Imagine
Dramatic & Sick You Imagine

E Z R A  M I L L E R 


C R E D E N C E  B A R E B O N E

My Credence Plea
Under The Mistletoe
Monsters Lyrics
Helping Him Imagine
Helping You Imagine

D R A C O  M A L F O Y 

Bite The Hand That Feeds
Last Straw
Change Of Heart

H E R M I O N E  G R A N G E R 

Flustered Times
Good Advice
Crush Imagine

F R E D  W E A S L E Y 

Sentimental Gift Ft. George Weasley
Lost & Found
Take Care Imagine

S I R I U S  B L A C K 

The Return Of The Jackal
Son Imagine
All This Time Imagine
Getting Killed Imagine

R E M U S  L U P I N 

Sneaking In Late Imagine

H A R R Y  P O T T E R 

A Nervous Wreck
Dumbledore’s Army Imagine

H P  A E S T H E T I C S / M O O D B O A R D S 

Slytherin 2

S C O T T  M C C A L L 

Innocently Deadly
Finding Out Imagine

S T I L E S  S T I L I N S K I 

Denying You Imagine

P E T E R  H A L E 

Being The Reason Imagine
Leave Me Alone Imagine

S P E N C E R  R E I D 

Being Late Imagine
Your Voice Imagine

A A R O N  H O T C H N E R 

Jack’s Favorite Babysitter Imagine
Jack’s Favorite Part Two Imagine

"hamilton" summarised

act 1


aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho


a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)


satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™


ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™


guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty


non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton


blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you


the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

The roads are the dustiest
The winds are the gustiest
The gates are the rustiest
The pies are the crustiest
The songs the lustiest
T h e  f r i e n d s  t h e  t r u s t i e s t
W A Y  B A C K  H O M E  (B A C K  H O M E)

Throne of Glass name game

YES I’M JUST PROCRASTINATING WORK #sorrynotsorry have fun with these as well ;)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Aelin
E F G - Rowan
H I J - Chaol
K L M - Dorian
N O P - Manon
Q R S - Lysandra
T U V - Elide
W X - Aedion
Y Z - Maeve

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - play doctor
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - go shopping
O P - cry about their feelings
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - flirt
Y Z - be dom

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Rowan
C D - with Dorian
D E - with Manon
F G - with Asterin
H I - with Abraxos
I J - with Erawan
K L - with Chaol
M N - with Sam
O P - with Aelin
Q R - with Cairn
S T - with Lorcan
U V - with Lysandra
W X - with Maeve
Y Z - with Elide

*** Mine is “Dorian refuses to have sex with Rowan”

  • Nier Automata tags before the release: Ass, ass, ass ass ass ass ass ass ass assassassassassassassassassassass hype.
  • Nier Automata tags after release: 10/10, LEGS, Kill me now, depression, why is everything worthless, 9S is precious resource who needs his own protection agency, everything besides 2B and 9S is a gay, B E C O M E A S G O D S, robot orgy, the elevators tho???, I wanna eat Adam's apple if u kno wat I mean •w•, Eve is smol cinnamon roll, 9S in lingerie still isn't more popular, everything is profound, Jackass is my Waifu, ass, Hackerman, Pods are true mvp, thicc, 6O just needs a hug???, I JUST WANT TO PROTECT 9S OKAY, list of people who need protection: everyone, W A S T H A T N O C T I S, I wish this game really was about hot anime girls with swords and not about mind-numbing depression, 2B9S is literally the only otp fight me on this, Take my save data, FRIENDSHIP MOTHERFUCKER, so that's the happy ending r i g h t, I need a hug, baths ARE nice; I'm gonna take one right now.
  • Most important tag: why is it all lewd

I never told you but over countless years you have m e a n t  s o  m u c h to me. You have been a r e d e e m e r, a c o n f i d a n t, a m e n t o r, a r i v a l and a f r i e n d. And at times, yes, you’ve been a royal pain in the ass […] I’m so sorry, m y  b r o t h e r


我和BF一起快五年了,我人长得不算帅,但比较耐看,属于亲和型,黑黑壮壮的那种。BF是典型的型男,健身控,一有时间就去健身房。只所以我们在一起那么久,是因为他说操起我来特别爽,JJ整个被我的菊花裹着,不紧也不松,还有弹性。他说操过那么多人,我是唯一一个,呵呵~~~因此,他经常在他的朋友面前炫耀,讲的他朋友一个个都用绿眼睛看我,哈哈~~~8 S2 U$ S8 b) P, B! W* s
我们没认识前,我和BF都是偏1,很少做0,认识之后,因为BF觉得操的爽,所以他一直做1,而我觉得他无论什么地方都值得我去爱,所以我一直做0。但是我们做爱从来没有超过20分钟,这点让BF很懊恼。他说和别人至少一小时,到我这只能草草了事,实在是控制不住想射。5 I3 i7 g$ N. H! l9 F3 G/ _
有一天周末,家里来了我BF最要好的五个朋友。小涛、阿凯、阿力、Tony和小东。他们有时一起去健身房,个个都是属于健壮型的,加上有钱又帅,身边总不缺各种帅哥。阿力是健身房的私人教练,所以身材最好。当时大家都喝的有点高,兴致都上来了,又聊到了我的菊花。小涛半信半疑的问我BF:“绝对没你说的那样神奇!哈哈~~~”我BF也来劲了:“小涛,如果你五分钟不射,我给你一万块!”其他人都起哄:“小涛,试试嘛!”“如果不到五分钟射了我给小刚二万。。。”我有点窃喜,故意对我BF说:“别神经病了!”小涛是他们里面长得最帅的一个,皮肤很白,整个人看上去干干净净,早就有和他XX的念头了。在大家的起哄下,我BF凑过来小声对我说:“你去洗一下,看他能不能撑过五分钟!”我故作生气的看着他,他又说:“宝贝,去吧,大家玩的开心呢,他们也不是外人,都是咱们的好朋友”,我点了点头,走去浴室。5 P( `- {6 F7 y
Tony揽着我肩膀,来到小涛坐着的沙发跟前说:“来!别害羞,你们怎么来?”又是一阵哄然大笑。我坐到小涛身边,看着他,他也看着我。确实有些尴尬。我不经意的微微一笑,小涛的手便摸到我的大腿,我微微一震。这时我胆子也大了,站起身一下子骑在小涛的腿上,他的鸡巴刚好顶在我屁股上,不知道谁还吹了一声口哨。我双手搂着他脖子,头靠在他肩上,轻轻问:“这样可以吗?”小涛没回答,双手抚摸着我露在外面的屁股,感觉鸡巴一下子就硬了。不知道谁喊了一句:“小涛,把裤子脱了”。当时正好是夏天,小涛穿了条运动短裤,我稍微一起身,他就把短裤退了下来,只见一根18公分的鸡巴早就硬的通红了。因为我穿了提臀裤,又是屁股朝外面对大家,显得屁股特别大,而且菊花完全暴露给大家,想必他们一个个鸡巴都会硬。这时我菊花已经是非常想要的状态了,微微的张开着,周围没有一根毛,泛着骚红,特别干净。阿力轻声对我BF说:“小刚,难怪你这么喜欢宝贝,这也太诱人了”。我BF吸了口烟说:“的确,最厉害的还没开始呢”。这时阿凯递过来一瓶润滑油,小涛在鸡巴上涂了一些,又在我菊花上涂了一些,当他手触摸我菊花时,我又微微一震,轻轻在他耳边说:“我要”。他握着鸡巴,慢慢的往我的菊花里插,渴望已久的菊花终于慢慢的填满了。这时小涛轻轻的喔了一声,我知道是我的菊花裹着的爽。我BF说了声:“开始计时了啊”。小涛没动,或许在感受我菊花裹他鸡巴的快感,我稍微的上下动了一下,小涛露出了超级爽的表情。这时他开始动了,上下有规律的抽插着我的菊花,大家的眼睛也都盯着。我想除了我BF外,其他四人肯定是在咽口水。就这样小涛抽插了三分钟左右,突然慢了下来,甚至不动了。我知道他是想射了,我BF喊:“小涛怎么不动了,不动可不算啊”,其他人哈哈大笑。这时小涛又开始慢慢的动了起来,这样大概一分钟左右,他突然快速的抽插起来,我也跟着轻轻的嗯嗯,一股热浪像手枪发射子弹一样射在我菊花的深处,能感觉到正好射在最开心的地方。所有人都有些惊讶,除了我BF有些洋洋得意外。我和小涛都在喘气,阿力疑惑的问小涛:“这么快就射了?真有那么爽吗?”小涛无奈的摇头笑着答:“是。。。超级超级爽。。。”阿力半信半疑的说:“我不信!让我来!”! j7 T& n2 W8 {’ b0 x& z
阿力也是穿着运动短裤,直接把裤子往下一脱,就露出了早已硬邦邦粗鸡巴。阿力的鸡巴是出奇的粗,不是很长,大概16公分,但是又黑又粗,泛着亮光。小涛起来去洗手间,我跪在沙发上,屁股翘着。阿力也没问我BF直接走过来,对着我菊花准备要插。这时我BF开口了:“阿力鸡巴粗,要慢点啊”。其他人嘿嘿一笑,一边喝酒一边看阿力怎么操我。这时我不经意的说:“阿力不是喜欢舔菊花吗?”几个人都淫荡的笑了一下,阿力迫不及待的答:“今天先不舔了,下次!”我一听说下次,心里暗暗欢喜。这时阿力的鸡巴已经冲进了菊花口,已经感觉到菊花的胀。他慢慢的往里进,因为有小涛的精液,所以也没用润滑油,就这样慢慢的进来了。直到整根鸡巴进去后,菊花感到无比的满胀感,双腿也是酸麻。阿力闷哼了一声:“真的。。。好爽。。。”Tony、阿凯、小东互相看了一眼,眼睛里露出了渴望的眼神。. d+ v8 R9 J0 \
我回答:“好胀”。搜 同8 P: q# ?$ O; T’ @“ N
其他人都目瞪口呆,包括刚从洗手间出来的小涛。小涛微笑着坐到沙发上,对阿力说:“是不是从来没这么爽过?”阿力摇了摇头说:“宝贝裹着鸡巴。。。说不上来的感觉,就是爽!呵呵”。我BF得意的说:“你们还要试吗?”其他三人稍微犹豫了一会,TONY站起来说:“我来试试!”于是剩下的三人轮流操了我,不过没有一个超过五分钟。这会儿他们五人完全都服了,每人乖乖的给我BF两万块钱。我BF笑着对我说:“宝贝,明天去买衣服”。搜 同1 z& K’ ]6 H J/ `$ e1 G+ {
我菊花里现在有五个人的精液,感觉满满的要流出来。我走到BF跟前轻声对他说:“他们都操的时间太短了,你来时间久点的吧”。我BF哈哈大笑说:“好的宝贝”。其实其他人都听到了,对着我们笑,有的喝酒有的抽着烟在看。+ G) F& u+ r V! i
小东也显得异常兴奋,打了一通电话后对我们说:“搞定!一会送过来,我去外面拿”。然后郑重的说:“说好了,今晚难得大家聚一起,就别装了,哈哈,放开玩,想做0的今晚可是大好机会啊!嘿嘿~~我先去拿东西,你们赶紧去洗吧”说完出门了。大家都明白意思是去灌肠,互相笑了笑。早就听BF说他们几个都可以做0,只是做的少,只有遇到喜欢的才做,今晚也许。。。3 ?6 v0 u1 ~7 e” F3 ]
我家有三个浴室,于是小涛、TONY、我BF先去洗,我和阿力、阿凯继续在客厅沙发上聊天。我问阿力:“他们都说你喜欢舔菊花?”阿力笑了笑:“是啊!不光是我,阿凯也喜欢,还有小涛”我又问:“你怎么知道?”阿凯神秘的笑了笑,看了看阿力,我一下就明白了。! p0 f3 Z; p w
于是笑说:“那今晚你们。。。”uvwxyz.xyz) ?. n `“ ^0 A3 i. t% B
还没说完,阿力急切说:“今晚我们要舔的爽死你!,哈哈。。。”” ~( ? l% F, }# x9 q, L& ~
我当时坐在沙发上,阿力过来正好跪在我两腿间,双手就在我腿上摸。$ |+ e6 l5 x5 M/ q, [’ \
“带着精液更好”说着就把我腿抬了起来。uvwxyz.xyz5 W9 {8 [ Y, @$ U
我还是只穿了提臀裤,腿被他抬起,含着精液的菊花立刻呈现在阿力面前。阿力的眼睛看着,越发的发亮,伸出舌头用力的舔了一下我的菊花。瞬间感觉双腿酥酥麻麻的,不自主的呻吟了一声。阿凯见状,早就坐不住了,坐到我旁边,摸我的咪咪和我接吻。阿力用舌头把菊花周围的精液都舔干净,问我:“宝贝舒服吗?”我点点头:“舒服。。。”这时阿凯也俯下身来舔我菊花,两根舌头交替的在菊花周围摩擦,时不时的把舌头整个塞进去,出来他们再互相舌吻,爽的我呻吟不断。5 u7 m, P2 T: b! F; d/ . h
“你们我都想操!”我不加思索的说。搜 同* C. b% K0 L6 L D2 \
“哈哈。。。好”小东开心的说。1 Z’ R1 t+ K t5 m) g
于是我也吃了粒伟哥。然后小东又从袋子里掏出个塑料瓶,还有吸管,最后拿出一个弯的玻璃管。不一会他就组装起来,又从一个很小的塑料袋里拿了些白色的东西放玻璃管里说:“这东西就和吸烟一样,但别吸多了,感觉有点像喝醉酒,头皮有点发麻就可以了,中间可以再补几口”。于是小东一口含着一根吸管,一手拿火机烤玻璃管,不一会就开始冒烟,他一口气把烟全部吸完,又吐出来,真的跟吸烟一样。于是小东给我们烤,我们四个人轮流吸,这时我BF和TONY洗好出来问:“就这东西?”小东坏笑着说:“是,你俩先吃伟哥,我去洗澡,宝贝可以多吸一点”,还向我眨了眨眼。于是他俩也来吸,阿力和小东去卫生间洗澡。我们五个人轮流吸,加上从卫生间出来的阿凯,直到小东和阿力洗完。搜 同- b: |9 _1 E8 X: g
突然,觉得菊花口有软绵绵的东西。我回头一看,原来阿凯跪在地毯上,我BF从后面在操他,而他正好凑过来,舌头在舔小东的鸡巴和我的菊花。小东每抽插一次,他就用舌头舔我们的结合处,越舔我菊花流的水越多,说不出的爽。而TONY也是从后面操着跪在地毯上的小涛,阿力反趟着已经把小涛鸡巴吃硬。他们又换成阿力去操TONY,小涛起身来到我后面,压在我身上,轻轻对我说:“宝贝后面都已经开了,试试双龙?”我一惊:“不行,我没试过呢”。小东也说:“现在已经可以了,试一下就知道了,别怕宝贝,吸口RUSH”。其实我也很想试试,但没有过,心里还是有点怕。于是我猛吸了一口RUSH,小涛的鸡巴已经慢慢的顶了进来,菊花一阵酸胀,我身子一震,说:“慢点。。。”。不一会,疼痛已经消退,只剩下爽胀。小涛开始慢慢的抽动。我塞!爽的感觉布满全身,除了爽脑子里什么都没有,两根大鸡巴在我菊花里肆意的抽插着,一根20公分,一根18公分,难以形容的爽。这时阿力在操阿凯,我BF过来一边吻我一边问:“宝贝爽吗”?我无力的答:“太爽了”。小涛这时可能是想射,于是拔了出来,换我BF。他鸡巴也18公分,也是一样的爽。就这样,他们轮流的双龙我,从来没有这么爽过,几乎都忘了时间。这样大概玩了2个多小时,确实有点累了,我对大家说:“确实爽的我累了,我要休息一会”。大家听了哈哈大笑说:“好”于是都停下来。因为出了很多汗,小东建议我们喝点红牛,再补几口,于是喝了几罐红牛又轮流着吸了几口。吸的时候也没闲着,可能是第一次太刺激的缘故,一边吸一边互相接吻,互相喂,阿力还听了小东的话吸了以后来舔我的菊花,往我菊花里喷烟(我怀疑小东以前玩过,只是没说,呵呵)。经过这一轮的轮操后,我的菊花更显得娇艳,就像一朵盛开的鲜花,粉红色的肉向外翻着,而且不时有水流出来,任何一个看到的人会忍不住去舔它,吃它。我坐在沙发上,腿被阿力用手撑着,他就肆意的舔着我的菊花,因为他是跪着,所以硕大的屁股向上翘着,性感无比。他的菊花也被操开了,鲜艳的,上面还带着从菊花里冒出的水,这样一个健美的男人早已让所有人坐不住了。阿凯第一个起来,趴在地上去舔阿力的菊花,一边舔一边说道:“真TM棒!从来没舔过这么棒的逼”。其他人也没闲着,TONY已经坐在小东的鸡巴上,自由的上下抽动,带着啊啊的叫声。我BF见状,站到TONY身后,鸡巴一插而进。TONY在国外留过学,大鸡巴见得多了,对于我们这样的鸡巴早已不在话下,很容易就能进。他一边享受着一边轻轻的喊着:“爽”,小东和我BF交错着来回抽插着他。小涛则过来和我接吻,又舔我的乳头,继而吃我鸡巴,不一会在阿力舔我的菊花和小涛吃我的鸡巴双重攻击下,我的鸡巴也硬得如钢钻。小涛笑着对我说:“宝贝要操我吗?”。我会心的一笑:“要啊!早就迫不及待了,嘿嘿~~”,他也开心的一下坐了上去。可能很少做0的缘故,他的菊花又有弹性,又不会夹得我难受。他微笑的看着我,上下抽动着,越动的厉害,我鸡巴就越硬。他感叹道:“宝贝的鸡巴大小刚好,从来没遇到这么硬的”。阿凯一听,也不舔阿力的菊花了,过来说:“我来试试宝贝的鸡巴”。小涛呵呵一笑起来去我BF那边了,阿凯也一下坐了上来惊呼:“宝贝的鸡巴真的好硬,哈哈”。于是我坐在沙发上,他们每人都来试了一遍,最后我BF也过来,坐到我鸡巴上。他笑着对我说:“宝贝今晚爽不爽?”我也笑着对他说:“简直爽翻了,哈哈”。我BF也是不经常做0,和小涛的一样有弹性,越操越舍不得鸡巴离开。uvwxyz.xyz, Z9 x% [; W9 ]7 S5 F6 A" d
大概过了半个月,有天无事就去健身房锻炼,一进去,就看见阿力正在指导一个中年大叔在锻炼。阿力看见我来了,有点兴奋的跑过来,笑着对我说:“宝贝今天有空来锻炼啊?”,, o4 I% V* f& }/ g5 {7 v# k
“我正想给你打电话呢”uvwxyz.xyz- K. E/ H/ a, ?* V9 Y+ V( [8 E
“什么事”?我疑惑的问uvwxyz.xyz3 X# x& i1 a( o0 {0 Y
“嘿嘿”他有些神秘的对我笑着“今天约了个大叔”他回头看了看刚刚在指导的那个中年人。 e8 X C: A. I" U! w- e$ y3 M: U
“哦?”我回以坏笑,搜 同; |7 R5 D. l% k3 i8 y; q
“不行!”我立马回答“小刚不在,你这不是害我吗?”搜 同) Q7 F/ a4 n5 K! U" Z! d0 B
“没事,我打电话和小刚说”他随即拿起电话打给我BF。 z& ^& e9 “ I’ z3 r
这时我看了一下那大叔,四十多岁的样子,大概有一米八,肩很宽,胳膊和腿也练得很粗,稍微有点肚子,像他这样的年纪,能练到这种身材已经很不错了。那大叔也在看着我,冲我微微一笑,我赶紧避开。这时阿力已打完电话,对我说:“小刚说只要不是什么乱七八糟的人就行”。我顿时无语,这时我BF电话打过来了“宝贝,阿力说约了个大叔要到我们家玩?”搜 同6 C% X: V/ |+ [* P( c6 f9 o
我看了一下阿力问:“你们什么时候去”?” H4 ] e ^“ g- [
“现在就可以,他已经练完了”他有点兴奋的说。uvwxyz.xyz1 t9 `’ Z’ H) z7 ]
“那好吧,我也不练了”于是我们三人一起坐大叔的车去我家。0 r; m: b( u H
在路上得知大叔也是10都可以,也是喜欢舔菊花,怪不得阿力一直在钓他,呵呵。uvwxyz.xyz$ m” R! ]1 `2 c+ {2 j; ]
到了我家,我们三人正好分三个浴室先洗好澡,一起来到客厅的沙发上。阿力看着我对大叔说:“宝贝菊花可是太厉害了,正常情况下,不会超过五分钟”。我冲他微微一笑,大叔疑惑的看着我:“怎么可能”阿力极力说:“真的!我们试过”,大叔还是不信。阿力对他说:“那你先试试”。于是阿力来到我身边,把我的腿撑起来,轻轻的舔我的菊花,大叔也过来,和我亲吻。说实话,还真没有和大叔一类的人做过爱。现在才知道,大叔应该是性爱高手,娴熟的接吻技术,在唇边游刃有余,加上阿力的舌头,舔得我一下子欲火就燃烧了起来。这时大叔的鸡巴也已经硬了起来,足足有18公分,还微微的向上翘,看的我恨不得立马让他插进来。阿力见状对我说:“宝贝喜欢这位大叔的鸡巴吗”?我轻轻点点头。于是阿力让大叔过来,在他鸡巴上涂了点油。大叔也就着我那姿势,用胳膊撑起我的腿,鸡巴已经顶到我菊花口。龟头先在我菊花口轻轻的摩擦着,越摩擦我菊花口越慢慢的张开,他轻轻一顶,龟头已经进去了一半,大叔看着我,没有任何痛苦的表情,于是鸡巴慢慢的往里面送,直到全根没入。这是大叔哦了一声,阿力在旁边嘿嘿一笑。大叔的表情像极了阿力第一次插我时的表情,情不自禁的说:“怎么菊花裹得这么爽!”阿力看着说:“你要是动起来更爽”于是大叔慢慢的开始抽动,从他的表情可以看出越来越爽。阿力劝大叔说:“如果想射就先出来,别急着射”刚说完,大叔鸡巴已经从我菊花里出来了,感叹道:“不行!想射!这怎么可能呢?”依然带着疑惑。我和阿力一起呵呵笑着。阿力对大叔说:“宝贝的菊花就这样,没人撑过五分钟。大叔如果吸烟的话,我们这有种烟,可以吸几口烟,就不会那么快想射了”。我和阿力一起看大叔,大叔无奈的说:“好吧”。于是我把上次用的东西拿出来,我们仨人先吃了伟哥,又轮流嗨了起来。搜 同( Z+ ~& E: P& h0 ? x: c2 M- \
大叔应该是第一次嗨,吸了十几口,整个人已经进入状态。用极其淫荡的眼神看着我和阿力,不由自主的过来舔我的菊花,而阿力则去吃大叔的鸡巴。因为我多吸了几口,所以菊花经过大叔一舔,霎时已经张开,露出鲜嫩的肉,大叔越看越喜欢,越用力的舔,舔的我整个人全身酥麻,不自主的哼着,刺激着大叔鸡巴迅速的膨胀起来。他不由分说,挺起坚硬的鸡巴,一插而就,顿时我的菊花有种前所未有饱胀感,大叔哦了一声:“真他妈爽!”开始慢慢的抽插,阿力则在后面舔大叔的菊花,时不时的把舌头伸到大叔鸡巴和我菊花的结合处,舔着大叔从我菊花里带出来的淫水,我和大叔更加的兴奋,大叔操得也更加卖力。不到半小时,大叔浑身是汗,阿力在舔大叔的菊花的同时也在撸自己的鸡巴,早已硬得如钢钻。大叔建议阿力来操,两人交换了位置。阿力的鸡巴又粗又硬,插进来的时候,我啊的叫了一声。阿力俯下身亲吻着我,小声说:“宝贝我先慢慢来”我轻轻点点头。这样适应了几分钟后,阿力开始有节奏的操了起来,我的菊花又胀又爽,说不出的愉悦。# ]7 B- R+ \: e+ N
在阿力操我的同时,大叔也去舔阿力的菊花,舔的阿力哦哦的叫:“大叔,来操我,我菊花好痒。。。”大叔一听,于是挺起鸡巴,从后面插进阿力的菊花。在大叔进入阿力菊花的那一刻,我能感觉到阿力的鸡巴膨胀了一下。他稍微适应了一下,立刻前后摇动着他健壮、圆浑的屁股,来回的抽插着我也抽插着自己。, t) N8 y0 S8 b* M% l
阿力也没闲着,先是从后面舔我菊花,然后又举起他的粗鸡巴从后面插了进来。我也摆动着臀部,操着大叔,后面感受着阿力的粗鸡巴。就这样,我们三人轮流互操到天亮。: y( F1 r7 R) U: Q# \不知不觉过了一个月,因为大家都有工作,没有一起聚的时间,只是偶尔的谁休息就过来喝喝酒聊聊天。后来阿凯建了个微信群,里面只有我们7个人,都在说什么时候再聚一次。于是决定这个周末都来我家,但是最好以开Party的形式聚,我BF和小东喜欢穿皮鞋、西装,他俩建议开个“正装趴”,遭到大家一致反对。最后以TONY的建议开个“工装靴”的Party,因为其他人都喜欢穿工装靴,据我所知,小涛光这种鞋就十几双,全部从美国买的。决定了以后大家就都准备着,等待着周末的到来。, h: Q: k’ P: X’ P4 a4 b0 E
周六下午,他们陆续的到来,只有小东因为有事要晚一点到,先来的就去洗好澡,换上高筒运动白袜,再穿上工装靴,还都穿着提臀裤,一个个都健美的性感死了,特别是阿力,哈哈。于是都坐在沙发上说笑,等小东来。% [7 H, h’ I, n/ x( M) B C
下个月我BF生日(八月的狮子座),就约定我BF生日的时候再聚。TONY再次提议:“以后谁生日,不准做1,接受大家的轮奸”引得大家哄堂大笑,表示 赞同。只有我BF拉着脸说:“不行!我生日最近了,别让我开头”,但没人理会,一致同意先从我BF生日开始。我不怀好意的看了一下他,冲他坏坏的一笑,他瞪了我一眼。我走过去拦住他脖子,在他脸上亲了一口说:“老公,到时不行还有我”,他望着我哼了一声。这时小东来了,于是我拿出伟哥,一人吃了一粒,又拿出东西,大家轮流的吸了几口。小东去洗澡,其他人在客厅继续吸。一会听到小东在喊,我赶忙跑过去,原来洗手间没毛巾了,我又去另外一个卫生间拿了毛巾给小东。回来时他已经洗完了,光着身子,身上全是水珠,在他健美的身上刹是好看。我这时只穿了工装靴和提臀裤,虽然身材不是健美型,但黑黑的皮肤,身上没有多余的肉,屁股也翘,小东也睁大眼看着我。
“宝贝好性感啊”) Q* M2 Y: Y( E4 } Q$ H+ c
那边TONY已抱着我BF在沙发上操着,小涛和阿凯不见了。我们三个停下来,来到他俩这边,我跪下来去舔BF的鸡巴和TONY的菊花,已流了很多水,我用力的舔着,不浪费每一滴淫水,阿力从后面操起我来,小东则平躺在我身下,头正好伸到我菊花和阿力鸡巴的结合处,他也伸出舌头舔着,我舒服的呻吟着,希望不要停。我BF和阿力交换了位置,熟悉的鸡巴感觉,再加上小东在下面舔着,舒服的感觉一波接一波地冲击着我。TONY可能喜欢阿力的鸡巴,一边喊着:“阿力鸡巴太粗了,好爽,不要停。。。”这时外面传来啊啊的叫声,我们五个都奇怪的停下来看,原来小涛在泳池边操阿凯。这时天已黑,透过屋里的灯光,只见他俩白袜工装靴,阿凯又穿着提臀裤,站在那操非常性感。我们见状,也过来加入他俩的战斗。小东站在阿凯前面和小涛接吻,阿凯在吃小东的鸡巴,我BF继续操我,阿力蹲下去舔我BF菊花,TONY则去吃阿力的鸡巴。就这样,我们在院子里的泳池边操了一晚上,直到天亮才射了去睡觉。uvwxyz.xyz* d$ c# h9 T’ `( w# Q为了更好的理解故事情节现把各人物介绍一下:/ \, l; J3 ~$ u. Q8 c& l
我(宝贝):25、176、72、0.5偏0搜 同1 l$ U; i( i: W. Y2 F; z
小涛:28、178、73、0.5偏1% z0 K0 ~5 H% ?6 I" t
TONY:29、177、72、0.5偏0! m/ W8 G; w( h( l8 L8 o- G, b
小东:28、183、76、0.5+ }! P a, g4 P6 l# T+ A6 {5 B

小东郑重的说:“为了不让小刚尴尬,我带了些东西”顺手掏出一包东西放茶几上,打开一看,原来是K粉。其他人赞同说:“先吸点这个可以放松一下”。于是我们每人吃了粒伟哥,小东把K粉分了几道我们吸,吸了以后感觉整个人软了下来。于是把灯光调暗,放上嗨曲,我们7个人只穿了提臀裤抱在一起,慢慢的摇动着,互相接着吻,瞬间整个世界都融化了,我BF也没有了之前的紧张和尴尬。) ~0 o0 d1 f1 o6 }4 n" ]1 P( p
最先硬的是我鸡巴,被阿凯吃的。我BF见我鸡巴硬了,露出渴望的眼神对我说:“宝贝先来操我”。我微微一笑,和阿力换了位置,用双手压住BF的腿,菊花完全暴露出来。可能是他屁股大的缘故,当我把他双腿压下去,屁股形成了一个半圆形,菊花正好在半圆形的中间,并不像有些人的菊花隐藏在屁股沟里。看着已经被阿力舔的粉红的菊花微微张着,我鸡巴越硬了,我在鸡巴上吐了口口水,慢慢的插了进去。开始有些紧,越往里就越松,直到全根没入,我BF身子颤了一下,不自主的自己动了起来。我也不紧不慢的抽插着,他显得异常兴奋。插了几分钟后,他已经完全适应了,我加大了速度,越快,他叫的越大声:“宝贝,好爽,哦哦。。。爽死我了。。。”。操了十几分钟,我看了一下其他人,小东已经被阿凯吃硬了,我让小东来。小东是我们里面鸡巴最长的,他鸡巴一进一出,连带着菊花旁边的嫩肉,刹是好看。; k! J1 M% R$ A. g
就这样我们轮流着操了2个多小时,我BF一直沉浸在爽快之中,这时TONY拿了一块蛋糕过来,把奶油洒在正在操的小涛鸡巴上,我们都哈哈大笑起来:“这才有过生日的气氛嘛”。阿力和阿凯争先去舔奶油,我BF流出的淫水和着奶油被他俩舔的干干净净。TONY又洒了一些,我和小东也去舔,舔的小涛和我BF一直喊爽,刺激。% |# U8 H# R, B2 ]* m
已经快到午夜了,劲也散的差不多了,于是停下来休息,补充一下。补完我微笑对BF说:“老公爽不爽”?他还沉浸在兴奋中:“爽死了!从来没这么爽过。”小东也笑着说:“那就继续啊!”于是我们又来到刚建好的吊床上。我BF躺在上面,双腿架在两边的铁链上,整个屁股和菊花完全露在外面。他兴奋的说:“我操!这上面这么舒服”阿力已经蹲下来舔他的菊花,阿凯则躺在阿力中间,舔他的菊花,我也跪到阿凯中间吃他鸡巴,小东和小涛则站着接吻,鸡巴由TONY一个人吃他俩。小涛最先硬了,他来到我BF和阿力中间,都没用任何润滑剂鸡巴很容易就进去了,他抓住铁链,摆动着腰部,圆浑的屁股一前一后的操着,只听得啪啪的声音一声接着一声,和我BF啊啊的爽叫声合在一起,让人兴奋不已。搜 同- j. c3 ~( h( L
“我操!太TM爽了。。。爽死老子了。。。我操!”) n5 X# h2 k7 K; j6 f: S4 r
阿力鸡巴已经被阿凯吃硬,他替换小涛,小涛则来到阿力后面从后面操阿力,后来谁硬了,就到后面一个操,最后开起了长长的火车。我们有说有笑,好不快活,一直操到天亮。4 _& r) z6 C1 `+ r, h C4 B
快结束时,我们六个人依次把精液都射到BF菊花里,最后看着他合不上的菊花微微动着,精液一缕一缕的往外流,我也忍不住上前去舔,当舌头伸进菊花时,我BF发出满足的爽叫声。( v9 {7 ?* r* h0 l& u1 W吃完晚饭我和BF在客厅休息,我们俩只穿了内裤,毕竟家里有时还会有佣人,不能全裸。他坐在沙发上弄手机,我头枕着他大腿躺在沙发上,拿着遥控器拨弄电视。他生日结束后依然很忙,经常出差,难得在家待几天。边调台边随口问了一句:“你出差有没有找人啊?”他:“嗯”了一声。我立马起来瞪着他:“嗯?有找人啊?”他看了我一眼,笑着对我说:“好了宝贝,你知道我最爱你了,又不会和他们发生感情,只是玩玩而已”搜 同# M" l9 U! ~( v
“哈哈,没有了,就两个MB,要不然我出差那么多天想你了怎么办?”uvwxyz.xyz0 d; j0 ]0 z* t$ M- _7 d/ ~8 R
“可以打电话、视频啊!”% ~( Q; ?! r, b# Z
“神经病!视频做爱啊?”他依然在笑uvwxyz.xyz; [“ V$ Q( Y- k. _) C! F
“那我看看你找的什么人?”我不依不饶,他依旧在笑:“跟你说了是MB,有什么好看的”) N) g+ z0 N9 p6 t* w. v6 g) @, b
B:照片是本人吗?4 Y- m: ]8 q1 f, m3 x
M:快餐500,过夜1000$ x& O, k4 l( _” ^“ @3 s
B:再发几张身材照看看?9 O0 [9 \6 l9 U4 I+ {: C
B:感觉还可以,你10啊?uvwxyz.xyz% y& E% B7 \# B. O3 {
M:你是1我就是0,你是0我就是1,嘻嘻# V+ y9 Y6 u3 A- L. q
B:多少?6 U7 R. Y) U: B- M” H- w) M& k
M:2000* _8 H m, p5 b( _, ]
B:那你买个东西来找我吧,带上工具,我出差的,啥也没有uvwxyz.xyz9 b) D1 L. g4 ~2 d" M0 O’ u5 z
M:额。。。好吧,什么时候?" p4 u& N- r& q& U
正看着,突然来了条消息,正好是这个MB发来的,BF没听到,我一看是“亲爱的干嘛呢?”我一看又上火又来醋劲,突然想逗一下他,就顺手回了“在想你呢”我把手机静音,BF以为我还在看,MB又回“么么哒,嘻嘻,我也想你”搜 同- `! M* t- g, Y( Z) I
“啊?你又来上海了?”1 ]* O+ Z% d/ m) E% A* g" H) G; e
“哈哈,这么晚了,怎么去?打飞的啊?再说你老婆在。。。”7 z( X$ r$ |; z’ y! [: r5 ~
“怕什么?我和他说好就行了”% k; a5 j0 P& Z1 ~! L
“让他来呗,顺便看看他到底有多好”搜 同, t6 u3 f& H: {7 \0 V( T
我BF惊讶的看着我说:“这小子当真了,已经准备要过来了”。我往沙发上一躺说:“过来就过来呗”,我BF无奈的摇着头:“你呀!”。& q5 K* v; G1 L) o# F/ [
大概11:30的时候,我BF正在操着我呢,门铃响了,估计MB已经到了。我BF去开门,我依旧躺在沙发上。只见我BF领着MB走了进来,他和我BF胖瘦、身高都差不多,穿着件蓝色T恤,运动裤和白色带蓝杠的运动鞋,背着个双肩包,一进门见我躺在沙发上在看他,微笑着伸手和我打招呼:“嗨”!我也回了一句,脱了鞋他和我BF径直来到沙发边,放下包,把T恤和裤子全脱了扔沙发上。我目瞪口呆的看着我BF,他微笑着没说话,MB呵呵一笑对我说:“我叫小忠,今晚来和你们玩,呵呵”。我竟然不知道怎么回答,只是微微的笑了笑。我BF对小忠说:“你先洗还是先溜几口?伟哥吃吗?”" }4 t8 V) f’ u
我BF给他一粒伟哥,又把壶递给他,他吃了伟哥后点着火机自己吸了三大口,然后洗澡去了。" F( f( B; w7 N
我BF坐下来对我说:“还好小忠不是乱七八糟的人,你呀!”6 h; ?6 M% b9 E4 V# W0 o4 J
“能!鸡巴挺大的,和我差不多,而已蛮漂亮的”我BF坏坏的笑着对我说。搜 同1 `. Y) I& d, q, D/ f’ L+ X( l
“乍一看感觉还可以,就不知道。。。”) E& B2 Q$ k4 |: A
我拿起壶吸了一口,正准备吐,他把嘴凑过来,我把烟吐到他嘴里,然后热吻。我俩吸一口吻一会,没多久鸡巴全都硬了,这时小忠洗好出来了。见我们边吸边吻,他笑嘻嘻的过来,对我们说:“我也要!哈哈。。。”我BF让他坐到我俩中间,他坐下后把腿搭在茶几上,发现他全身白白净净的,没有毛,阴毛也刮了,包括手、脚都白嫩的好像能掐出水来,和小涛的白又不一样,小涛透着一股成熟的白,而他完全是一个干净的小嫩肉,脸上带着一股卸不掉的稚气。他看着我,眼睛里流露出要冰的神情,我大吸一口,他把嘴凑过来吸掉全部的烟,用舌头舔了一下我嘴唇,然后笑眯眯的看着我,意思是还要。不知不觉中小忠搭在茶几上的腿渐渐地分开,一只搭在了我腿上,另一只搭在我BF腿上,我BF在和我们接吻的时候,一只手伸到两腿之间用手指轻轻地摸着他菊花,这让他更加兴奋。3 L: ?% S; B3 ^% R
就这样我吸一口,喂小忠和我BF,喂完我们仨人就接吻,三根舌头互相的吸允着对方,吻得快到了忘情的境界,我也把之前的尴尬和芥蒂全部忘记了,很快我们鸡巴全都硬邦邦了。小忠脸上依然带着笑意,眼睛还带着迷离对我们说:“你俩谁操我?”,我BF轻声说:“我俩都要操你”。搜 同9 e% a5 I1 ~/ U" ^! o* z
“等一下你菊花操开了,我俩就一起操你,现在我先来”我BF笑着对他说。搜 同 P4 f" h2 g {
就这样不知道操了多久,我们三个都喘着粗气,我BF建议休息一会。停下来后,坐在沙发上喝了些水。小忠先开口:“太爽了!哈哈。。。你们呢?”我BF也笑着说:“也爽啊!”我们互相嘿嘿一笑。3 T% q5 M( D1 ~, x
“你喜不喜欢多人玩啊?”我对他说。uvwxyz.xyz& e- [# Y! @% g8 {
“你那些朋友什么样啊?不喜欢的我可不玩,嘻嘻”! z: M6 K( L8 L9 P9 L, T6 g
“没有了,就去年我被5个老外轮奸了,哈哈。。。”3 V# F" ^1 w8 [: N( }’ Y
我和BF都惊愕的看着他,他呵呵一笑:“去年有个不错的老外找我,结果去他家后,他还有四个朋友在那,说实话,他们个个都还不错,呵呵。也是吸这个,那天吸多了,就被他们轮奸了,哈哈”! Y, R; ~) Q3 \0 q
“嗯,确实大,开始真不爽,太大了,最小的都18cm,有个好像得20cm多。慢慢适应了,后面就只剩下爽了,哈哈。。。”我和BF都露出佩服的表情“他们五个操了我一晚上,早上我腿都站不住,精液顺着腿往下流,嘿嘿,不过确实爽!最后他们给了我1000多美金,嘿嘿”。uvwxyz.xyz7 g+ t8 M( b’ M b( O
我和BF都赞同的点头。休息了快一个小时,我们又开始新一轮嗨溜,小忠吸了喂我和BF,我吸了喂小忠和BF,我BF吸了喂我和小忠,很快,我们又进入了嗨爽的境界,经过互相的亲吻,抚摸,三根鸡巴又挺了起来。小忠见我BF坐在沙发上,一起身,骑到他身上,菊花对着他鸡巴坐了下去,嘴里不停地哦哦的大叫着,幸好我家是独栋的别墅,要换成普通房子,隔壁绝对能听到。他自己上下摆动着屁股,一会菊花里就流出了淫水,配合着我BF的鸡巴,啪啪的响着。我跪到地毯上,看着我BF鸡巴在小忠菊花里一进一出,不时地把菊花里的淫水带出来,忍不住伸出舌头去舔。难怪阿力和阿凯喜欢舔,真的是越舔越兴奋。他俩把速度放慢,我一会舔一下我BF的鸡巴,一会又舔一下鸡巴和小忠菊花的结合处,爽的小忠叫声更大了:“爽!好爽。。。哦哦。。。太TM爽了。。。”在他的叫声中我鸡巴也慢慢的越来越硬了“哦哦哦。。。宝贝一起来,爽死了。。。”我站起来,先用龟头在小忠菊花外摩擦着:“宝贝,进来,哦哦。。。”我一用力,鸡巴从我BF鸡巴上面插了进去,小忠啊了一声,胳膊抱住我BF的脖子,继续不停地啊啊叫着。我和BF有时同时抽插,有时交错抽插,小忠依然在喊着:“好爽!啊啊。。。爽死了,我操,太爽了。。。”我插一会,又拔出来去舔我BF鸡巴和小忠菊花,然后再继续插。我BF说:“宝贝,换你来”于是我又坐到BF鸡巴上,小忠从后面和我BF双龙我,他也是插一会拔出来,舔我BF鸡巴和我菊花,然后再插,就这样交换着一直操到天亮。搜 同8 A. b3 D3 L) B2 z& B# k2 E2 {
最后,他们在双龙我的时候,一起射到我菊花里,两股滚烫的精液,瞬间填满了我的菊花,我BF鸡巴先滑了出来,小忠的还在里面慢慢的抽动,嘴里喊着:“我操!好滑,太爽了。。。”+ a+ f4 L4 @2 b% c我和小忠一直在看G片,将近中午才去睡觉,醒来已是下午,BF要出差早已不在。我和他面对面躺在床上,想想昨晚的激情,会意的相互一笑。他把手搭在我身上,腿也搭过来,伸了个懒腰:“昨晚好爽,哈哈。。。”我伸手捏了一下他屁股:“周末让你更爽,呵呵”他撒娇似的扭动了一下身子:“人多不一定爽,不过有你和小刚,应该可以,嘻嘻。。。”
“难道还没爽够?现在又想了?”我也笑着说2 L+ z2 P" _8 L6 k1 d
我翻身把他压住,用腿把他腿分开对他说:“我的也痒了怎么办?”,他哈哈大笑:“那就互相止痒咯”。他伸出舌头冲着我笑,我忍不住去含他的舌头,两颗骚动的心再次被舌吻点燃。我的舌头从他的嘴边慢慢往下游走,他的脖子、乳头、肚子,一直到他两腿中间,他现在的鸡巴已经半硬,透过窗户照进来的阳光,看得更清楚。我的舌头继续游走,慢慢地舔向他的菊花,我把他双腿举起来,让菊花暴露出来,经过昨晚的鏖战,他菊花已不像刚开始那样收紧着,而是懒懒的微张,让我更有想去舔的冲动。我用力的去舔小忠的菊花,每舔一下他嗯嗯的哼着,享受着这美妙的时刻。我又从他的菊花慢慢的往上移,最后又回到了他的嘴边,他张开嘴又和我热吻,双手抱着我,一用力把我翻倒在他身下,现在换成他吻我全身。他的舌头在我身上游走,落在菊花处,一股强烈的渴望慢慢向我袭来,我也忍不住嗯嗯得哼叫着。这时我俩的鸡巴已经全硬了,小忠从菊花处吻上来的时候,鸡巴正好顶在了我的菊花口,他吐了口口水在上面,我感觉他在用力,龟头已经进入到我的菊花里。我继续嗯嗯的哼着,他试探着继续往里进,可能昨晚刚做过的原因,很容易就全进去了。这时我感到菊花无比的充实,好像等待了很久。小忠慢慢的抽动着,带给我无限的快感,他抽动的越快越久,这种快感越强烈。: u4 P3 O K9 u/ _: N$ ^
他把我的脚放在胸口,鸡巴依旧在我的菊花里来回的抽动,偶尔他低下头伸出舌头舔一下我的脚指头,这感觉仿佛让我全身充了电一样,爽得我叫声越来越大,原来我的脚那么敏感。小忠似乎发现了这点,更大胆的去舔我的脚,我的脚心,我的每一个脚趾,还有脚趾缝,最后把大拇指整个含在嘴里,我忍不住喊:“啊。。。啊。。。好爽。。。太爽了。。。啊。。。啊 。。。”小忠也被这情形刺激着,忍不住对我说:“宝贝,我后面也痒。。。”我抱住他也翻身把他压在身下,经过刚才的刺激,我鸡巴早已硬邦邦。我也吐了口口水在鸡巴上,慢慢地往小忠的菊花里送,原来他菊花这么有弹性,裹着我鸡巴不紧不松刚刚好。我开始慢慢地抽动,因为没用油,还是有点涩,抽插了十几下,他的菊花已经开始流水,滋润着我的鸡巴,现在已经变得非常润滑。他依然微笑着看着我,眼里充满了期待,我把他的腿抬起来,脚也放到我胸口,逐渐加快了抽插的速度,越快,他显得越兴奋,叫声也越大。. H) W. }( n’ M$ w8 p# M
我一边操着小忠,偶尔去舔一下他的脚,这也刺激了我,不得不要缴械。我俯身趴在他身上,轻声说:“我想射”“那就射我菊花里,嘻嘻”我望着他,加快了速度,在我的快速抽插下,我和他都哦哦的叫着,一股酝酿已久的精液像水枪一样迸射而出,我全身轻颤着,而小忠则用力的抱住我。等我平静下来,鸡巴慢慢撤出,我们互相看着对方,呵呵的笑了起来。他伸手摸索着菊花边带出的精液,中指插进了菊花,又拔出来,放进嘴里吸允着刚放在菊花里的中指,满脸的笑意。他再次把中指插进自己的菊花,拔出来后,把中指放到我嘴里,我用力的吸允着,我们都满意的笑了。搜 同6 U3 J4 P) y$ e z+ {, H
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终于周六到了,我BF下午回来的,可惜TONY和阿凯不在,所以只有我们六个人。等他们都到了,洗好澡,只穿着内裤,都是性感的,一起来到库房,小忠显得异常兴奋,脸上一直挂着笑。一会和这个抱抱,一会又和那个亲亲,忙个不停。我BF说:“今晚小忠是主角,你可要好好表现哦!”小忠又露出他一贯的痞子笑着说:“当然,欢迎大家一起来操我!”引得大家哈哈大笑。还是按以往的程序,都吃了伟哥后,开始聊天,不一会都硬了起来,于是开始轮流嗨。小忠吸一口吐给旁边的人,顺便热吻一会,把我们五个人喂了个遍。其他人则吸完找一个最近的鸡巴吃,我和BF也是吸一口互相喂接着热吻,一直到都吸得差不多。搜 同9 V; d% B$ E1 m9 T% ]5 J
小忠这时说:“再给我多吸点,这种粗鸡巴多吸点才能感觉它的魅力”,我BF伸手递给他,小忠一边吸着一边感受阿力粗鸡巴带来的快感,脸上的笑意更浓了。我也拿过来吸,小东也吸,吸一口我吐给小涛,小东吐给我BF,这样六个人忘了时间的存在,不停的在快乐中交换对方。) U7 R1 s( V4 H
这时小涛说:“宝贝,我快射了。。。”4 R1 Z7 X: D4 c8 @
“那停下来休息休息”搜 同% J) }* W4 T) s. t’ |1 s; E
那边我BF看我们这边那么热闹,也凑过来。小东去舔小涛的屁眼,BF和阿力换了一下,阿力去舔我BF的菊花,不一会我BF也喊:“阿力,来呀!”阿力慢慢插入他的菊花,BF兴奋的大叫着。小东也硬了起来,从后面插着小涛,这样又不知玩了多久。搜 同; @“ s7 M0 j6 w6 [& g
“你们五个人的很多唉”小忠又痞子的笑着说) F, @+ Q% f9 a# R


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ACOTAR Name Game

I took this idea from a post I saw this morning, have fun. :)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Feyre
E F G - Rhysand
H I J - Lucien
K L M - Cassian
N O P - Azriel
Q R S - Morrigan
T U V - Nesta
W X - Elain
Y Z - Tamlin

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to
E F G H - likes to
I J K L - loves to
M N O P - needs to
Q R S T U - refuses to
V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - go camping
C D - kill people
E F - have sex
G H - fight
I J - make out
K L - dance
M N - defeat Hybern
O P - cry
Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U  - get drunk
V W X - go treasure-hunting
Y Z - play hide-and-seek

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Morrigan
C D - with Tamlin
D E - with Nesta
F G - with Cassian
H I - with Rhysand
I J - with Lucien
K L - with the mortal queens
M N - with Elain
O P - with Ianthe
Q R - with Feyre
S T - with Amarantha
U V W - with Azriel
X Y Z - with Papa Archeron

Mine is “Cassian refuses to have sex with Morrigan” LOL


“So who’s side are you on?”

“What do you mean? Who do I prefer or who would I trust? They’re both homicidal maniacs so I don’t trust either of them!”

“If you had to pick one of them, who would you pick?”

“I don’t know. Who would you pick?”

“Anti, personally. I like his manic look and he’s just a ball of energy.”

“But you wouldn’t trust him around knives.”

“Oh god no. I’d trust Dark more than him around knives.”

“You’d trust Dark around knives?!? That’s asking for a bad time.”

“I don’t mean it like that. I mean it as in I think Dark is more sensible of the both of them. He wouldn’t straight up kill someone as soon as he gets the chance. He’d wait, take advantage of you.”

“Overall they’re both bad people. If they existed in real life they’d be a major cause for concern.”

“But they’re not. It’s just a bit of fun.”

“Exactly. There won’t be a life and death situation where you’d have to chose between the two.”


“It’s late, I’m gonna sleep now.”

“Ok. G’night.”

I closed Tumblr and turned off my laptop. I’d spent nearly a day online since both Mark and Jack simultaneously posted an Antisepticeye video and a Darkiplier video. Obviously both communities online had fallen into hysterical exhilaration over the videos; the usual drooling over the great editing put into their videos, and the Anti-Dark conspiracy theorists huddled around the metaphorical fires of their computers exchanging their thoughts and ideas. I was still pretty astounded at the coincidental aspects of the videos; both up around 17:00 (GMT), both less than 4 minutes long, and both presented by Mark and Jack’s dark personas. It was fun to watch the whole thing happen and spread like wildfire over the internet, but finally pulling myself away from the screen made me realise how much of a headache I had.

I lay in my bed in the darkness staring at the ceiling. I needed sleep but my mind wouldn’t stop turning. I kept replaying the videos in my head. Jack, or rather Anti, played his classical knife-wielding, cut-throat, glitchy performance up close and personal to the camera, his voice broken and his eyes flashing black with every blink. Dark, Mark’s darker persona, also kept to his usual VHS effected well-dressed Devil’s Advocate style, standing in darkness and hovering around the camera like it was some police interrogation of the viewers. Loads of people spent their time on Tumblr linking the two videos, comparing and contrasting them, trying to uncover what was going to happen next. Although it was pretty obvious both Mark and Jack had planned it together all along. Both uploading at the same time, both having shorter videos than usual, both talking to the cameras as if directly to the viewers… both ending their videos with “M a k e   y o u r   c h o i c e.” … Yeah, it’s too much to be a coincidence.

Eventually after nearly and hour’s pondering, my eyelids got heavier, but my head still hurt. I didn’t help that Dark’s video had that piercing unfiltered whining noise in the background. It was all I could hear as I finally drifted into an uncomfortable sleep.


D͙̝̫̘͕̳̫͉͙̊̍̎̔̉͢ Ḭ͚͙͕̻͈͑̑́̾͗͗͗̂ D̶̯͙̹̩̦̫͉̆̇͆̈͐   Y͙̳̦̥̥̻̑̊̉̄͊̾ͅͅͅ Ǒ̶̬̬͓̘͇͙̅̐̉͋̓ U̜̠̠̩̩͌̍̀͌̊͠   M̷̢̰͈̣̣̮̖͂̒̾̈͋͑ Ì̢̜̰̜͉̥͗͑̎̔̃̇̽̉̔ Ṡ̙̜̙̙͎͐̈́̕͘ S̷̡̡̛̰̟̃̋̊̐̋̉̉͐͘͟   M̴͙͉͙͇̀̽̓̃͛͛͌̓̕͜͝ Ḙ̛̮̝̿͆́̀͊̄͜͢͝ ?̢̩̯̤̭͎̫͚́̌̃͐̽̌͢ .̷̠͙͍͇͍̪̘͌͌̀̒́́̈́̓ .̷̡͇̬̙̪̋̈̍̏̂̄̌͊͘


“Leave me alone!!” I clasped my hands over my ears and continued running. The hallway seemed to be getting narrower and darker. The walls were made up of hundreds if not millions of piled up computer monitors and TV screens with miles and miles of endless wires trailing the floors and ceiling. The static pixels from the walls were almost blinding so I just kept my head looking straight on towards the darkness, hopefully the end of this maze. I knew if I just kept moving and didn’t give them any chance to stop me, I would be fine. There had to be an end to the nightmare somewhere.

The TV’s flickered, Dark appeared.

Y O U ’ R E   N E V E R   E V E R   G O I N G   T O   E S C A P E   M E .

I turned away from him as his image ran alongside me. His deep echoing voice pulled at my chest as the intense volume knocked the air out of my lungs. But this wouldn’t stop me.

The computer screens flashed, Anti materialized.

Y̧̛̫͚͙͑̀̋̽͡ͅọ̸̲̪̭̳̲̩͈̬̅͛̾͂̑͑̊͂̊̆u̵̙̳͖̱̯̮̭̯͚͗̎̕̕͡ c͈͎͇͓̲̥͖̰̐̾̂̒̋̀̓â̢̧̻͉̳̻͂͐̓̇͞n̸͖͚̲̤̰͕̒̊̿͘͜͜͡’̵̡̨̢̼͍̿͒̈͊̏̋̽́͜ͅt̗̻̮̗̭͔͍̿̔̉̊͘͝ͅͅ ǵ̸̱̼͔̜̩͕̥̆̍̔̋̾̍̿̚͝ę̶̛͍̝̱̗̪͋̔͐̉̀͑̿t̝͙͓̜̗͕͔͇̀̊̓̐͂̇̒̇͘ͅ r̠̠̩͉̈̃̽̊̌͛͠ͅi̡̨̛̟̼͇͕̖̣̹͎̔̍̌̀ḑ̵͖͇͔͚̞̏̒͋̔̓̍̏̓̐̚͢͢ͅ ō̮̘̜̥̮̦̙̞̲̍̌̇͆͂f̶̪̗̦͖͕̜̉́̆̉̓̓͘ m̠̼̪̫̲̤̬͑̌̓̽̍̓̾͠͞͞ȩ̷͓̠̣͙̫͆̾͆͐͆̏͆̈͐͜!̷̖͕͉̳͙̐̉̓̓̀

His laugh crawled up my spine like a spider. The screens melted into one another and soon both of them pursued after me. I reached a junction at the end of my path, turning either left or right. As I made my decision The screens ahead of me turned white with glitching red letters: MAKE YOUR CHOICE

I ’ V E   B E E N  W A I T I N G   P A T I E N T L Y .

I̯̘͓̖̗̲͙͒̽̓͑̈́’͈̣̼̖̞̱͒̂̐̾̋͆̽́͢͝v̷̩̻͕͇̋͗̊̌͗̆͘͜ȩ̶͖͇̗͋̎̾̄̊͑͟ b̴̻̪̱͉̟̾̀͌̈́̂͛̈́̉̾͞ẹ̶̢̫͈̲̄͂͋̈̽͜͠ę̥͔̮͇̥̞̱̯͋͆̍́̍͋̎̽n̢̡̛̙̭͎͙̰͓̂̀͆̈́̅̐̈̚ h̛̬͈̹̺̼̣͂̏̔̐̑̽̚͡ḛ͈͎̩̺͕̙̎̆͂̇͛̂͆r̶̦̻̲͔̼̄͂̉͂͌̿͗̿͡ͅͅĕ̡̹͉̖͇̞̼̥̭͊̉̋̿̑ t͙͕̥̼̽̿̄̔̀͐̕͜ḩ̶͙͚͓͕̗̿̒͋͆̾̔͛̓̕͜͞ͅi̴̢̛̺̗̺̝͂̄̊̊͊͢s̵̲̠̜̹̦͕͛͐̔̿͗̃͌̔ e̶͙͚͙͙̪͚̊͛̅̈̾̑̎̐͝n̵̺͍̗͉͔̂̐́̀̏͘t̶͚̘͕̱̪̞̥̘̳̽̌͂̔͑̍̓̃͟i̧̨͈̟̔͛̄̎̓͟r̜̝̜͚̰̽̑͒̾́ę̢̟͈̲̼̻̹̜͂̿̓̾̾ t͉̻̻̳͋͐̃͒̋̾́̏̃͢i̴̢̡̞͖͍̦͈̟̰̩̎̊̆́̀͋͠ṁ̴̡̪̹̫̟̘̆͌̅̔͜͜͝ę̖̣̯̘̼̭̌̈́̀̆̄̓̊͂͘͝!̵̨̢̧̤̤͙͛̏̔̽̇̓̔͞͝

“I don’t care!!” I screamed. “I don’t want either of you!!”

Y̴̨̢͙͉͇̬͖̺̍͊̾̔͌o̸̟͍̘͉̲̦̻͔̟͖͛̑͑̒̾̀͝ų̶̲̰̜͕̣̘͒̐̈͋̂͐̈́͢ͅ s̨̢̤̼̣̘͈͂̏̿̋͗́̀̉͒͢͞ͅt̵͕͍̪̰̩̲̦̱͈̓̐̈̀̓̐ő͔̣̫̘͕̯̦̝̿̈̊́̈́͞p̶̨̖̪̘̱͔̌̉̾̉̇̊̉͜p̴̼͔̬̣̦͙̥͇̀͗͗́͜͞e̵̡̧̧̢̛̛̯̯̙̯̮͇͗̏͌́̾͝ḏ͚̮͎͑͛̾̽͋̆̐͟͞͞ p̸̡̜͎͇̳̩̦͕̥̹̾́̓̋̋̏̀à̛͔̖̟̰̘̜̘͔͖̓͌͞y̮̩͔̰̦̺͌͋̓̓̾̇ͅi̼̦̱͔̞̖̟͒̾̓͐̄́̅̚ņ͚̥͖͈̬̦̝̀͊̽̓̀͟͢͞g̸̱̦̦̤̤̠̹̾̓̍́̅̕͘̚͢͢͡ à͉͚͔͚̪͐͌̎̍͑̕͘t̷̡̢̛͙̬̻̭̔̅͂̌́̾͟͠t̙̰̰̲͙̮͍̲͂̿̉͌͛̐̍̃̆͠ȩ̛̹͚̮̰̐͆͊̄̆̊͆̄͠n̥̼̣̭͎͎̅̇͐͐̀͋̉̚͜ͅt̙̩̙͎̪͍̂̈́̀̔̉͂̀̀i̬̳̹͖̬̯͈͇̗͆̆̂͛̓͝o̸̯̟̣̥͖͐̓̃̀̐̔̋̚͞͝n̟̘̞͈̩̱̰̯͉̯̒̂͒͘͡!̡̣͔̮̳̝̄͆̑͗͗͛͗͆͜͝ͅ

I ’ V E    B E E N  P U S H E D   A S I D E .

T̴͍̝̠̭̯̭̰͓̃̎̑̃͡h̢͚̻̟̜̹̪̊̒͂͛́̽̒̎͟͜ͅr̴̛̠̠̱̖͖̯̗̻̥͛̇̑̌̐̑̕͡e̸̺̠̫̲̱̅̀̎̓̆͡ͅw̵̧̡͓̙̮͍̮̼̏̓̍̐͗̌̃̀͢͠ m̶̡̡̮̟̻̙̩̦̈́͐͒̊̈́́̀͢͞͞͠ͅḝ͔̜̻͚̽̓̓̌ a͉͖͍͐̀͌̌͂͌͢͢͢͜͝s̛̖̲̠͍͈̤͆̔̽͑̚î̸̢̡̡͕̬̮̩͍̠͍͂̉̔̉͂͌d̶̮̞̞̫̟̉̊̃͛̐̇͘͠ȩ̨̜́̎͊͋̄̉̍͢͟!͈̪̥͎͔̰̮̤̯́̀̊̕̕

R E P L A C E D .

S͖̜̦̩͈̾̅͆̃̈́̑̿̚͢͟o̶̠͇̹̗̼̭͌͆̑̐̕͝m̠͚̠̥̙̀̄̐̀͊̃͂͋̕͘͢͟e̸̡͈͓̪͈̱͓̍̆̊̿͜͜͝o̶̢̳̯̦̳̼͌̃̀̽̋͜͝n̛̜͎̖̪̜̒͗̋́͌͌͒͜ę̨̣̥͍̝̪̜͖̒́̓͝͠ t̴͔͍͈̫̻͚͛̀̐͌̌͠o̷̧̨̧̫̤̟͔̮̮͍͂͛͊͐̎̋͐̄̽͑ r͎̫̼̳̬͈̀̌̔̃̿̾͐͟͞e̢̛͖̤̤̳̔̂̽̂͂͆̈́̆̚p̢̨̛̤͖̠͈̀̿́̑̕͘l̨̰̬̦̺͚͔̲̞̉͗̿̌̉͂́̋̐͘á̴͕̭̣̘̩̜͛́̍̊̋̓͟͞c̵̗̦̼͖͈̀͊͑͆̾͘͞͞ȅ̷̢͎̫̝͇̫̗͔̍̑͑̚͟͝ͅ m̨̧̢̢͍̩̭͔̏̉̆̿̀͊͊e̟̘̯̯̯̯͚̖͚̓̿̓̍͠!̸̡̱̯̻̬̗́̀͐͋̏̓͝͞

M O C K E D .

“Shut up. What would you care if I chose one over the other?” Suddenly the screens started to crack as their angered gazes glared at me. I quickened as glass burst behind me into millions of pieces trying to catch up with me to hail on me with a thousand cuts.

N O   M O R E .  N E V E  R   A G A I  N .

I kept running, gasping desperately for air, but not so much that I would inhale shards of glass.

Ľ̷̛̳̠̼͈͔͎͙̠́̃́̈́̇͑͟͡͠i̛̛̪͙̼̱͛̎̾ͅṣ̜̖͓̜̜̤̣̼̖͐̓̓̂͡ţ̶͍̳͓̝̞̯̺̊͛̋̋̎̊̑̆̚͠ę̰̻̥̣̻͒͗̑̄͡n̙͔̗̩͔̻̫̻̰̗̂͒̈́̅͝͠ ṱ̸̩̣͓͈͕̇̊̓̇͘̕͢o̪͕̭͖̠̽̃̽͐̅̂͞͝͡ m̢͚͈͓̞̞̳͒̒͗̄̋̉͋̑̾̍͢e̸̩͙͉̥͔͊̓́̅͒̚̕͡!̻̯̲̳͇͂̿͒͒̅̾̚̕͡

Y O U   J U S T  N E E D   T O   L E T   M E   I N .

Ï̸̡͔̗̜̺̟̾̓͗̈͘͝ a̵͈̘̲̯͈͖̩̝͎̠̓̑͛̊͠͝ḿ̴͖̹̭̺͙͕̄̔̅̓͂̏̌̾͠ ḩ̷̯͖̘̒̿̈͂̂͒͟͟͟͝ȩ̶̨̪̲̉̎̀̓̉̉ͅŗ̧̺͔͙̫͖̭̳̮͗̑̀̏͐̅ě̴̗̠̰̣͉̘͓̪̬̪̒͑͗̄̄̃̅̂͝ n̸̦̤̘̙̝̠͚̙̒̔̎͋̽͢͝͠ó̵̮̦͔̩̝͖́͐͋͛͛̍̌̀̒w̨̡͔͕͔͚̲̰̩͆̂̎͆̀͐̏̚̕̚!̵̖̪͖̤͐̀͆̇̔͛̂͗̋̃͜ͅ

I   C A N   P R O V I D E .

“Liars! You’ll both kill me! Just finding ways t hurt me!”

I̸̡̨͙͙͚͇͈̝̟͆̇͐̐͘͜͠’͈̗͖̝̣͖̰̍̊̔̋̅͘͘͟m̷̨͍̖̫͔̾̍̔̉̇̈́ a̮͉͎̣͉̘̗̖̟͊̒̽̎̀͑͜l̴̻͓̜͈̩̳̼̹̱̰̍̓̎͗̿̿̃͘͘͝w̵̡̢̜͖̭̺̉͆̿͑̂͜͡a̡͉͎͈̋̎̇͌̇̈̿̕̕͜͝y͔̤̝͓̰̮̰̜̱̍̎̐́͋̈́s̨͕̗̝̮͉̝͕͗̊̍̀͒̽̔͂͒ t̸̝̜̩̞̞̃̓̽̂̆̀̓͂͘͠h̨̡̠̫̞̪̩̯̹͗̎̐̂̆͢ë̶̡̧̗͔̭̩͚̤̝̉̔͛̕͜͡͡r̙̣̻͕͇̞̎̇̓̑͂̀́ȩ̷̛̘̰̻̼̳̲̫͖̿̆̆̈́͡,̨̩̞̫̺̲̂̇̀͛̎̐͛͆͝͝ a̡̠͚͓̺̬̝̻͌̀̆̆͛̇́͜͢͡͞l̸͙̪̹̙̘̫̮͙̑̑͋̾̌̑͘͞w̸̧̧̨̟̘̞͎̪̾̊͊̚͞ͅà̘͇̘̮̱̭͐͆̽̎y̷̧̨̙̝̦͖̙̘̾̃͆̒̓̀͒́s̷̢̠̤̟̙̩̤͐̌̋̕̚͟ͅ w̷̧͎̫͙͈̤̖̭̝̝̐̐̔̿̑̓̈͑͘a̸̢̡̰̻͉̫̠͓͉̣͌͐̄̾̋͂̀̔͡t̴̫͚͚̰͕͉̳̑͋̈́̃̉́̒͆͑̏c̢͉̩̭͎̽̇͋̔̚͡͡͡ḩ̷͙̩̭̜̔̑̈́͂̾̃̂̊͜͡ͅi̶̛͉̩̼̦͈̬͇̍̉͐̾̒̀́n̴̙̹̱͔͕͔̪̆̀͆̄̄͐͘͘̕g̢̯̰͈͍̽̌͂̈́͗!̴̡͕͍̳͖͚̭͚̹̞̒̂́̆̐͗͝

I   C A N   G I V E   Y O U   A N Y T H I N G !

“You can’t make me choose!”

I̶̱͕̱̥̭̦̙̤̅͋̂͒̒’̺̣̹̫̺̮͌̾̅́̒͘͜m̡̛͙͕̩̫̺̬̘̎̈̒̕͟ n̥̙̥̣̞̱͚͚̭͖̄̃̉̊̐͡ơ̸̬̣̺̘̘̱̽̔͛̈́̓̾̚͢͞ͅț̴͇̰̹͓̯̍͒̒̑̔̋̾̐͝ g̢̨̢̢̣͚̝͇̰̈́̆̽̔͗̍̊̓ͅơ͔͖̤̮͚̽̓̏̔́̔̔̌͌͟ͅì̴̧̠͚̱̳̫̮̠̖̺͒́̍͌̍́̅ń̶̢̙̭̥̦̄̋͘͝g̶̢̼̜̗̹̘̀͗͛̿̕ ą̴̜͇͉̞̗̭̎͌͛̍͗͑́̐͡͡ņ̵̨̯͓̲̑̒̐́͒̍͟y̸̡̝̘̦͇͔̜̬̓̍́͂̐̈͟͡ͅw̶̼̤̟̺̮͇̹͌̏̃̉̂͋͛́͢͟͢͞ḩ̢̡̩̱̻͔͉͛̈́̊̋̑̅̈͊̕͘͟ȩ̸͇͙̙̻̫͌̏͗̉͠ͅŗ̨̙̟͙̞͎̜̣̅͊̏͋͠e̵̢̨͎̳̋̾̇͋̒̇͜͞͡!̶̢̱̙̹̘̤̬̰̋̓̀͛́̋͡͡

T  H E R E ’ S   N O T H I N G   Y O U   O R   H E   C A N   D O   T O   S T O P   M E !

Ḩ̖͚̙̖̘̥͌̈͒̽͗͂͠ȋ̸͇̫͔̜̦̥̞̈́͐͝͝ͅś̵̢̧̝͔̯̮̆̿̚͝͞ b̴͔̦͉͓̙̟̫͍̰͋͆̏͗̏̑̅͗͘̕͜o̸̹̟̼͎̫͌̄̉̒̂͜d̴̻̤̙̖̜̘̙̋͛̀̒̓̅̍͘ͅy̴̛̞͙̙̪̣̍̇̑͌̆̄̉͡ ï̢͓͍͇͓͔̈̑́̌͌͒s̶͖̼͖̭̻̹̲̖̯͐̿̉̏͗̿͠͞ w̶̯͍̹̰̠͔̘͇̔̇̍͐̊͜͟ë̡̞̰͖̣͙́̽͐̎̓̓͜͡a̵͉̺͈̺̝̒̓̾̊̔k̡͇̝͇͇͆̆̍̉̓!̨̨̨̛͔͚̻̫̣̳́̀̃̈͜!̢̝̙͈͙͐̓͛͌̿̏

“SHUT UP!” I screamed, tears strolling past my cheeks. “Shut up both of you! I’m going home! I’m not choosing either of you!!” Then I felt the ground beneath me slithering as the wires I ran on suddenly came to life. They whipped up at my face so I couldn’t see where I was going, they grabbed my clothes to spin me into confusion, they wrapped around my arms and legs the drag me down. Through the hysteria I tumbled around and tripped to try and get away. I the confusion I did happen to reach the end of the maze, which happened to be the end of the world, and I was tripped into it.

I grabbed the wires as I fell and clung to them to stop me hurling into the apparent abyss down below. I was now dangling over the edge unsure of everything. Why wasn’t this dream ending? Surely the shock of nearly diving headfirst into the pit of darkness would have been enough to wake me up in a cold sweat. But no. This was true hell. I would take anything to get out of it…

J U M P   D O W N .   I ’ L L   C A T C H   Y O U .

I looked down. Dark was there hovering below the end of the wires I clung to, his arms out and open to catch me, looking at me through what he could attempt to make as ‘puppy eyes’. There was no way I would let go. What if he’s lying and would let me fall to my doom?… Well, it didn’t seem like the kind of thing he’d do. He chased me this far, so why would he lose me at a chance like this? But whether he was or wasn’t going to catch me, the moment I would fall into his arms, I was his… I didn’t like that thought at all. I started to shuffle up the wire to get away and hopefully climb back up to safety-

T̸̰̟̯͔͖̩̀͐̀͞͞ĥ̢̥͉̻̹̅̓̒͗̽̐a͚̦̰̽̌̅͐͐͢ͅţ̙͖̩̲̫͖̬̞͇̐̑̆̔̋̆̓̌̎̓’̙̝̰̰̤͈͎͋̓̆̇͗̒̉͢͟s̴̙̲͚̰͖̫͗́͗̎̅̐̕̕͞ i̶̢̡̢̛͓̩̬̮̙̓́̄̐͌͟͝͠t͉̮̫͉̟̪͒̒̄̄́͌͊̓͘͢͜!̢̧̛̦̠͉̯̂̃̃͑̍͌͜͞ͅͅ C̥͉̘̥̟̥̳͑̌͂̆̆̕̚l̶̢̢͕̫͇̺͉͖̀͛̌̾̓͝i̧̞͎̟͎͋͑̈́͂̃̔̊͘̕͘m̦̠̣̘̻͔̤̀̽͋̌̿͘͜͝͞b̬̞̲̳̬̱̈͒̀̒͋̈́͗̔͟͞ u̹͙̟͉̗̟̖̺̝̾͑̏̊͋͘͠͝p̷̨̻̖͙͚̫̘̜̐̔͑̏̒̓̀̃!̸̢̬͕̭͔̏̏͋̓̿̈́͘͝ I̼̰͚͉̖̣̜͎̟͆̂̎̿̉̓̾’̷̢̺̪̟̳͚͇̩͖̐̈́̈̓̉̕̕͜͠l̸̡̨̧̖͖̰̮̱͒̀̇̈̐͜l̷̢͇͇͖͉͙̮̱̓̀͋͗̀̅̈̓͘͟ p̶̨̛͔̹̘͔̀͂̓̇̂̈̕͞u̡̧̢̫͚̹͕̒̒̅̍̎̈͒͢ḷ̻͕̭̺̳̆̔̾̆̌̚͢͟͠ļ̧̣̩̭̔͛͑͊͜͝ͅ y̶̛͍̥̤̥̘͋͒̏̚ͅŏ̸̢͔̖̲̥̳̪͕͊̈́̄̀ự̶̡̘͇̞͚̲̹̙̙̓͂̇̓̾͑̀̄ t̴̢͙̞̫̳̘̩̙̏̍̿̉̉͜͠ő̸̰̙̝̟̤̍͛̓̈̒̆͐͘͜ s̵͔͚͓̼̗͕̠̅̓̾͆̆̂̕̚͜͞ä̸̛̛̩̩̮̭̗̼̦̙́̈͂̊̓̃̒͘͜f̴̘͎̥̫̺͙͆̃̓͋̕͝e̤̖̝̝͓̔̔̈́͋̒̚t̴̪̝̖̥̲̊͑͑̄̓̊͘͢ͅy̨̞̫̘͓̾̂̏͑͂̕!̵̟̜̳͎̪͈̳́͑͂̓̿̎

Anti was crouching over the ledge above me, his hand extended to take mine and hoist me up to him… the same hand that held a knife numerous times, the same knife that committed many monstrous crimes. Crawling up to him would be as safe an option as crawling into the mouth of a lion.

I stopped where I was and held tightly to the rope. I was caught between a rock and a hard place. I would rather have just stayed there and waited for them to realise their pursuits on me were futile. But my arms were getting tired and my grip was getting looser.

Y O U   C A N ’ T   J U S T   H A N G  T H E R E   F O R E V E R .   J U S T  F A L L   I N T O  M E .   I T ’ S   A S   S I M P L E   A S  T H A T .

Y͕̭̞̬̩͙̭͎͕͇̿̎́̈̆̉̚͝o̵̡̡̜̞̳̫̖̫͛̔̍̓͋̀̀̀u͚̹͚̳̻͈͎̠͍̓̇̓̀́̾̚ ĥ̵̭͖̭̪̮̭̱͈̤͛́͒̈̓à̵̙̹̫̗̹͛͒̃̌̔͜͡v̵͚̗̦̱̫̺͆̋͊́̀̕ͅę̸̡͙̣̳͇̀̊̋̏̾̆̉̈͜͜͞ň̴͍͔̮̗̝͌̍͑̀͢͡͝͝’̸̖̳̜̙̙͚̞͐̉̈̀͋͟͡ţ̠̳̪͕̪͛̊͋̃̅͠ g̨͓͔̞̠͈̔̓̋̀͊̓͑͘ǒ̜̳̳̦̿́̃͠ͅt̨̛̛̮̺͖̪̤̬̳͗̄̋̅͑͒͡ m̵̪͓̲͍̼͚̺̲̏̅́̓͐̍̈͒̚ǘ̹͙̋͌͐͘͢͟͢c̢̨̛̪͚̠̑́͛̎̉ͅh̵̢̡̬̤̜̭̳͇̪̟̏̒̍̊͡ t̶͖̜̬̦̗̲̺̮͊͂̄̑͗̀̃̏͘͜͡ͅį̡̹̦̳̜͉̓̒̌̚̚͢͜m̶̛͕̗͔͈̠̩̣̬̝̠͗̎̇̾̿͐͘ē̶̙̯̮̠̇̄͛̔̂͑̐̕͢ ļ̸̹̞̣͇̱͊̔͌̆͜͢͟͡ė͓̙̘̬͔̟̮̦͊́͗̚͟f͈̥̬̝̗̜̈̃͑͋͘t̸̠͖̜͍̬͙̬̅̒̀̍̿͠͞ͅ!͚̻̮͖̖̹͚̀̅͛͋́̽́ Ǧ̡̛̖̰̟̤̣̲͚̎́̏́͢͞ͅé̞̲̠͔̤͔̬̘̯̪͛̓͌̒̑͆̉̚̕t̵̥͉̟͉̂͐͛͋̔͊̀̕͘͢͢͠ u̷̡̮̪̭̖͉͇̳̙̦̿̑̔̐̀̈̕p̪̻͓̳̟̪̊̒̊͒̿̒̚ h̷̭̙̮̬̘̣̒̔͛͆̆̆͊́͜͡e̶̜̠͖̬͔̤͌̎́̓̉̚͝ͅȓ̡͇͓͍͚̲̥̫̮̽̐̌̀̉͞e͕͚̤͓̻̥͔̎́́̊͝ w̶̦̙̮̯̼̤̌͊̐͑̐ḫ̷̠̟͓͕͉̖̜̬͔̐͒̔̂̇í̪̼̖̹͚̑̋̿́͢l̷̨̡̢̢̬̗̱͈̺̾́̄̄͐̎ͅe̢͎͙̬͈̳̺͋̈͂̌͘ͅͅͅ ý̸͖̗̺̫̠̏̋̈́̔̀͜͜o͇̱̱͎̿̓́͆̅̀͑̀̓͢͠ű̵̡̱͔̦̯͛̊̌͂͛̂̚ s̖͙̮͖̪͉̔̋̍̊͑̋̂͘͡ţ̧̨̛̺̲͇̜͍͈͌̑̏̕͢i̴̡̫̜̱͇̳̱̓̈́͗͒͞l̴̡͇̪̘̫̗͉͓̊̈͛̇͛̿̅͞͠ļ̵̛̖͉͎̯͔̇̿͂͘͟ͅ ç̛̬͉͙͉̜͙̬̈́̀̇́̿̂̕͡͞à̡̢̙̲͙͇̗̯̦͖̔́̚͞͝͞n̷̡̛̰̘̺̫̺̠̥̼̾̾̒̀̈́̕͘!̴̡͇͖̙̬̹͙̘̀̀͆̒͆̌̚͘͠

Then I realised this was the breaking-point. Or rather ‘waking-point’. This whole thing is what their videos were warning me about. This whole dream was made by the both of them to find out which one everyone would prefer. Everyone who watched both their videos was cursed to dream this dream I was currently having, and everyone had to make their own choices. This is what they planned. Not Mark and Jack, Anti and Dark themselves. They weren’t a joke; they were real entities. They were really having a battle between who was best. Who won the hearts, minds and souls of the most people. And this was their solution to answering their question.

M̵̨̧͎̥͙͓̥̩̮̫̅̚͝͞͡ Ȃ̷̡̗̦̙͖̜̐͋͗̇̑̀͊̚ K̙̥̖͙͚̪̼̭̐̐̃̐̔͆͑̊̕͝ E̷̲̗̜̻̠̩̍̆͑̅̾͋͢   Y̗̭̫̫̬̦͓͍̍͋̿̏͡ O̵̝̘̤̻͇̔̅̋͂̊̾́͜͡ Ụ̶̞̹͙́̍̏̄̑̑̋̚͜͜ͅ R̢̻̯͇͍̗͇̥̔̾̏͌͐́͘͜͠   Ḉ̴̜͖͖͓͕̟̟̜̤̓̾̓̅̕ Ḥ̦̘͚̔̊̍̊̓͗̈̂̉͜͝ O̪̦̥̼̩̭̯͈̿̓͗̎̾̊͑̚͜͠ I̴̪̬͕̞͔̳͗̂̀̊͑̇̚ C̨̻̩͖͓̟̫̤̐̽͋̈́̓͟͞ͅ E̥͍͚͈̟͔͛̌̏͌̆͊ .


I have a lot of feelings about this headcanon and I really need to talk to you about this. Okay? Okay, good.

We all know that the metamorphmagus gene is in the Black bloodline, right? I mean after all Tonks was a metamorphmagus and her dad was a muggle, therefore she had to inherit the gene from Andromeda, who’s a Black.

Now, what if DRACO had inherited the gene?



Originally posted by hellagr8m8

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