m 11


Todoroki is on a horse, looking all prince-like and saying YES immediately and then we have him:

Bakugou on a dragon (I’m crying!!)

Izuku is asking him for help but explosion boy is like always, NO FUCK YOU
but still comes along

(he’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be fresh from the fight.)

Kacchan please!

(that stare ung)


What’s the square root of racism?

If the scheduling of a Nazi rally at Texas A&M University is X steps backward…

…and the cancelling of said rally is Y steps forward…

…though the REASONING of said cancellation is “safety concerns” and not “because a Nazi rally has no place in American society” which is Z steps divided by 17…

…what is our current distance away from being a decent country?

A white supremacist rally—organized in the wake of racist violence over the weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia—scheduled to be held at Texas A&M University on Sept. 11 has been canceled due to safety concerns, the university announced Monday evening. The event was being billed as a “White Lives Matter Rally” by its white nationalist–aligned organizer, Preston Wiginton. The event was being directly linked to the violence in Charlottesville and billed as a sequel of sorts in a press release distributed by Wiginton that read: “TODAY CHARLOTTESVILLE TOMORROW TEXAS A&M.”

(cont. Slate)

Hmm….I’ma say the US still has a ways to go.


Good Girl (EXO Ot12 Mafia au) Complete

I Am An Alpha (EXO Ot12 Wolf AU)

Bad Girl (Sequel to Good Girl)

All My Idols (Literally everyone)

Two Bosses (Sehun & Kai & OC CEOau)

Kitten (Kyungsoo Wolf AU) Complete

Take Care Of You (Xiumin Mafia AU)


Sakura Haruno Fic Recommendations

I’m an admitted serial Sakura shipper. If there’s a single man in Konoha (or outside of it), you can almost bet I’ll find a way to somehow ship them. But honestly, even if I don’t necessarily ship them, I may find the story beautiful and put it here for others who ship them. Most are in the Naruto-verse but will be stated otherwise if not. 

Most, if not all, are Rated M. So be warned that almost all of them contain smut/adult content of some kind. I’m trying to branch out and read things that don’t contain smut but it’s a little challenging. I like steamy reads. 

Happy Reading!

Warning: The reason I add stories to my Favorites is that they bring me joy. I find entertainment in them and so I’ll add them for me to enjoy later if I so wish. In some of these stories, the characters might be slightly out of character and it didn’t bother me while reading because the story still made me feel something. So this is warning for those who don’t like any stories that have the characters OOC and avoid them. I put a warning on those I thought might be an issue for others. But like I said. If they are in my favorites, then they’re going to make you giggle and/or cry at some point. 

Kakashi x Sakura

House Calls by Spoiled Sweet || Rated M || WC: 262, 803 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. 

Will of Fire by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 223, 234 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past.

Cuddler by cutecrazyice || Rated T || WC: 3, 482 || One-Shot || Complete || Who knew he would have the most unexpected habit?

The Tape Recorder by cutecrazyice || Rated M || WC: 3, 545 || One-Shot || Complete || It’s just their regular Team 07 reconnaissance. Of course nothing out of the ordinary will happen…right? 

Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess || Rated M || WC: 20, 006 || One-Shot || Complete || Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men’s magazine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn’t expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Non-Naruto-verse AU.

Double Edged by nimblnymph || Rated M || WC: 347, 047 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you’ll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. 

Hot Medicine by Saphri || Rated M || WC: 26, 051 || One-Shot || Complete || Fighting fires was a tough job by all accounts. But when the job requires getting treated by beautiful pink haired paramedic it was worth the hardship. Non-Naruto-verse AU.

A Series of Firsts by leafygirl || Rated M || WC: 9, 200 || One-Shot || Complete || A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. 

TwentySeven Days by nimblnymph || Rated M || WC: 7, 783 || One-Shot || Complete || This was not how he saw his twenty-seven days of enforced celibacy ending. 

Hokage sama by SilverShine || Rated M || WC: 11, 210 || One-Shot || Complete || Every Hokage needs his assistant. 

Stronger Than Blood by Stunning Sunset || Rated M || WC: 11, 530 || Multiple Chapters || WIP/Last Updated: 7/20/16  || In which Genma is a mother hen, Kakashi is a lost puppy/big brother, and Sakura unwittingly makes them all a family. Everything began when Sakura attracted the attention of two lost, broken men. From then on, she couldn’t help crossing the path of several ninjas and becoming a permanent fixture in their lives, slowly evolving into a strong medic-nin over the years. (Not technically a romance fic. But I added it here because it’s just too cute.) 

Oral Fixation by rabid behemoth || Rated M || WC: 7, 942 || Two-Shot || Complete || Professor Kakashi learns that Chinese take-out is sexy depending on how it’s eaten. Non-Naruto-verse AU.

Arranged by Enodia || Rated K || WC: 3, 998 || One-Shot || Complete || When something is arranged, it is planned, wished for, made sure of. The opposite of arrange, you say? Usually, it is disarrange or confuse– but sometimes it’s coup de foudre, a momentary madness, a heatwave of lust, a sudden burst of love.

Naruto x Sakura 

The Rain and Her Embrace by Angelas || Rated M || WC: 10, 533 || Two-Shot || Complete || Naruto finds his life turning towards the worst. An innocent visit to a strip bar and he meets an exotic dancer. A beautiful, mysterious one at that Non-Naruto-verse.

Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice || Rated M || WC: 6, 473 || One-Shot || Complete || They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto’s eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving.

Let’s Get Married by luvtoshi || Rated M || WC: 59, 760 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew? 

Distractions by dancer-me || Rated M || WC: 7, 153 || One-Shot || Complete || A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. 

Itachi x Sakura 

Nightingale by Blade Redwind || Rated M || WC: 76, 919 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn’t much to be done about it. He didn’t need her, he didn’t need anyone; what he didn’t plan on was wanting her. 

The Way of the Wind by just enough || Rated M || WC: 158, 542 || Multiple Chapters || Complete ||  ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn’t quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

Perception by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 140, 125 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. (Sequel is Silver Lining)

Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord || Rated M || WC: 66, 700 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. 

Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamond || Rated T || WC: 16, 609 || Two-Shot || Complete || "Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?“ How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. Non-Naruto-verse AU.

Vespertine by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 117, 376 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again.

Missed Connection by rabid behemoth || Rated T || WC: 1, 799 || One-Shot || Complete || Sakura misses her train but meets a man from another lifetime.

Hokage Sakura by Moor || Rated M || WC: 9, 586 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Sakura is Hokage, and Itachi is her faithful ANBU attendant… who is trying desperately to get her attention.

Akatsuki x Sakura 

Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting by odmonkey || Rated M || WC: 60, 804 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || “It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar.” Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day’s work for the Akatsuki. 

Take It or Leave It by kc-archive || Rated M || WC: 79, 648 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub. (Warning: There are slight themes of non-con.)

Magnetized by Aelibia || Rated M || WC: 24, 365 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. (There is lots of OOC… but the OOC is…hilarious.)

Deidara x Sakura 

Vertigo by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 201, 198 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under?

Silver Lining by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 108, 305 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. (Sequel to Perception)

Shikamaru x Sakura 

Things You Just Don’t Talk About by Enodia || Rated M || WC: 118, 175 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || “’Do you enjoy sex?’ Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can’t believe I’m talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought.” Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. 

In Thirteen Steps by Cella N || Rated M || WC: 6, 217 || One-Shot || Complete || It doesn’t always end up as planned. The road there is the fun part. 

Kisame x Sakura 

The Monster that was Man Enough by Stunning Sweet || Rated M || WC: 5, 362 || One-Shot || Complete || Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they’re not on the same side. 

On Display by Secret Sheik || Rated M || WC: 41, 628 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || After a great war, Kisame and Sakura follow their own paths. Sakura is a geisha, and Kisame just happens to find her. 

Shino x Sakura 

Bugger Up! by evefaxton || Rated M || WC: 80, 010 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Shino and his father need help with their mission, but this was more than they expected. Two years after Shippuuden timeline. (Pairings are: Shino/Sakura - Shibi/Kurenai)

Strawberries by Psychotically Inclined || Rated M || WC: 12, 119 || One-Shot || Complete || Kiba cackled lightly at the scene, as Ino was grinning, but clearly frustrated at the same time. Neji held his smirk, as his hand shot out. The blond kunoichi groaned in her loss. “Ino-san, you owe me twenty bucks.”

Sai x Sakura 

Bonded by J-Pop Princess || Rated M || WC: 33, 541 || Multiple Chapters || Complete ||  Sai, Sakura, and Naruto have been having trouble with teamwork lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. (Warning: There are slight dub-con themes.)

Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick || Rated M || WC: 7, 924 || One-Shot || Complete || Sakura didn’t know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep.

Shisui x Sakura

Training Grounds ThirtySeven by KatMaxKu || Rated M || WC: 14, 765 || One-Shot || Complete || Haruno Sakura would have done anything to get her favorite training spot back, but she didn’t realize the gravity of her determination…

Gaara x Sakura 

How & Why by randomsomeone || Rated M || WC: 25, 088 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn’t cut it and love doesn’t just happen, so how else can it work? 

In Hindsight by FallenCrimsonStar || Rated M || WC: 8, 441 || One-Shot || Complete || He wasn’t her first. Or her second. Or even her third. But she was kind of hoping he would be her last. Non-Naruto-verse AU.

Of Love and Monsters by FallenCrimsonStar || Rated M || WC: 6, 343 || One-Shot || Complete || She’d heard all the fairy tales, read all the heroic novels of knights, damsels, and dragons, and knew all the rules. But that was the problem with love: it didn’t play by any rules. And that stubborn, frustrating redhead refused to play by hers. Non-Naruto-verse AU. 

Something Blue by FallenCrimsonStar || Rated M || WC: 7, 896 || One-Shot || Complete || A civilian Sakura is married off to the Kazekage to keep the peace between their nations.

Sasori x Sakura

Tagging Hearts by HiHi-Ai || Rated M || WC: 67, 091 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Sakura is a clean cut girl just dying for a better life; so Sasori gives it to her. His art brings her to a new world full of adventure, emotions, and excitement. The deeper she gets, the crazier things seem; but Sasori won’t let her wilt away on his watch. He opens her eyes, while she opens her heart. A look into the world of Graffiti and Love. Non-Naruto-verse AU. (Some OOC in this.)

Jiraiya x Sakura

Forbidden Fruit by ChaoticIrony || Rated M || WC: 22, 724 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Jiraiya was quite probably the most experienced man in all of Konoha. If anyone could show her what she was missing out on it was him. He had written an entire series of bestselling books on the subject for goodness sake. Yes, there was a universal truth that Sakura knew all too well in her line of work. When you find yourself at loss, it was time to consult a specialist. 

Fugaku x Sakura

Turning Over a New Leaf, or How Fugaku Got His Groove Back by Moor || Rated M || WC: 21, 709 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Widower Fugaku announced to his sons his intention to withdraw as clan head. He gives them a timeline to get moving on their search for a perfect mate before he realizes they’re aiming for the same woman. When Fugaku ends up taking their place on a mission with a mysterious ANBU kunoichi, he’s enchanted… until she disappears. The search is on! (There are two versions. The first version (the link above) is a true M rating and has graphic smut while another version is the same story with the smut cut out.)

Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke

Party of Three by J-Pop Princess || Rated M || WC: 63, 139 || Multiple Chapters || Complete || Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change!

Mobile Masterlist


1. Virginity for Sale (M)

2. Hair, sex, and makeup (M)

5. Daddy’s Home (M)

7. School Days

8. One Night Only (M)

Date Night (M)


4. Crossed (M)

10. Double Trouble (M)

11. Stay |Part 1|


3. Only Look at Me (M)

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What Are You To Me?| Part 2


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Date Night (M)



Lantern Paintings (Connor M. x Reader)

Anon says- can you do an imagine where connor’s really good at painting and the reader says to “draw them like one of your french girls” (if you wanna make it nsfw it’s cool!)

Ah yes, the good ol French girl. Also!!! I won’t be writing NSFW for a while, sorry!! o: Thank you for the request! <3

Words- 1063

Warnings- Swearing, Implied sexual situation at the end

Connor Murphy’s favorite muse was nature. No matter what thoughts came to nip at him, he would be able to calm himself down with painting.  He would get every fine detail, every grain of sand, every little leaf on the tree. Connor Murphy could paint an entire series of scenic artworks, each inspired by a photo, and each would look more beautiful than the actual place. However, he refused to draw what he thought to be most beautiful.

Connor Murphy refused to draw you.

No matter how much you begged him too, he would never so much as sketch you out. He decided he wasn’t going to draw you because he was afraid of not being able to get every detail.

He wanted to get the way your eyes sparkle in the light, the way that your hair shines, and the way your face curves.  

Connor Murphy wanted to line every detail of your face, something he believed to be impossible.

Its currently two in the morning, and Connor sits on his bed, painting a photo that you had taken the other day. You watch him as he gently strokes the canvas with the small, fine brush. Each stroke was taken with precision.

While this wasn’t always an effective method of venting, it was enough to get his hands steady. Enough to have him think one thought at a time. It was enough to give him time to think.

Connor continues to paint, and you continue to watch. You work on your homework (and a few parts of Connor’s homework so he would have less to do), and quietly hum. This is the typical after school routine. Rarely do the two of you not do this, and rarely is it ever at his house.

When you finish the homework, you set it to the side and walk over to Connor.

“You need to take a break. You’re going to turn into a damn tree. Do you want to become a tree, Connor? Get cut down and turned into a canvas?”

“Y/N, that would be the best moment of my life.”

“You are unbelievable.”

Connor smirked slightly, and set down his brush. Turning towards you, he grabs your hand, and pulls you over to your door.

“Connor, where are we going?” You say slowly, excited for where you might be going.

“Hell, if I know.”

You have a good reason to be excited.


By the time you had arrived, it was already dusk. It seemed that you were brought to a woodsy area, not one that you are familiar with. Connor led you into the woods, walking like he has been here thousands of times before.

“Connor,” You started, “What is this place?”

Instead of responding, Connor gently squeezed your hand, and continued walking.

After walking for a few more minutes, the two of your entered a clearing. The clearing had a few different canvases placed against trees, brushes scattered all over the ground, and lanterns that hung lazily from branches.

Connor led you over to a tree stump, and sat down.

“Care to not be so mysterious and spooky?”

Connor smiled slightly, and picked up a canvas. “Seeing you confused is way more entertaining. It’s cute.”

You roll your eyes and sit next to him. “Where did you get the lanterns from?”

“Zoe. She got pissed off when they disappeared, but she got new ones so, I guess she didn’t really give that much of a shit.”

“And how did you find this area? It’s beautiful.”

“When you leave home every other fucking night, you start to explore.” Connor grabbed a paint brush, and a few different colors.

You nodded, and watching him. “I’m… I’m glad you showed me this.”

Connor applied paint to his brush, and flicked it at you. “Yeah, whatever.”

Letting out a small, squeal you gently push him. “When I asked you to paint me, I didn’t mean like that!”

He chuckled slightly and gently stroked the brush against your nose. “Shit, dude, I guess we have two different definitions of that. Oh well.”

“You are such a dick sometimes.”

Connor just continued to smile – if you could call it that – but you could still see the happiness in his eyes. Out of all of the ways to show emotion, his eyes held the most.

You continued to watch Connor paint well past midnight. The two of you said very little, mostly just enjoying each other’s company.

Every so often, you’d glance at Connor’s face, and notice his features. His eyebrows would raise in concentration, or his eyebrows would furrow in concentration. Occasionally, he would stick his tongue out slightly. He pulled his hair back loosely, allowing a few strands to flow freely.

You didn’t even notice that you were staring until you had paint flicked at you. Again.

You just rolled your eyes, and scooted in front of where Connor was sitting. Placing your head on one of his knees, you poked his side.

Connor glanced down at you, and continued painting. “What, you’re going to blow me in the middle of forest? Didn’t know you were into that shit, Y/N.”

“Ew, what the hell, no! Maybe this is just a really comfortable position, Murphy.” You stick your tongue out, and gently poke his side again.

After waiting a few more minutes, you scoot backwards. “Hey, hey! Connor!”


“Draw me like one of your French girls!” You say, striking a pose on the ground, and lifting your leg up slightly.

Connor looks at you for a moment, his face heating up. “You what?”

You huff, and strike another pose, this time while one your back. “Draw me like one of your French girls, Murphy!”

Leaning back, Connor rested his foot on his knee. “That’s… Kinda hot, y’know.”

You laugh and lie on the ground. “Is it? Is it really?”

Smirking, Connor places the materials to the side, and moves to crawl on top of you, holding himself up with his elbows. “Yes, yes it is.”

You gently cup his cheek with one hand, and gently pushing a stray strand of hair behind his ear with the other. “Can we do something crazy?”

“Crazy? I’d say this is the usual.”

You laugh and kiss Connor, wrapping your arms around his neck. Connor deepens the kiss slightly, smirking.

You might be getting something even better than a painting.

Maizie, Bernese Mountain Dog (11 m/o), Union & Bond St., Brooklyn, NY • “She likes eating laundry – socks, shoes, curtains, our duvet. We hope to teach her to pull a cart one day.” @lazymaizie

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