Bleach characters, Isane and Unohana used to date! Your reactions?
As requested by anon. :)
Ichigo: Whoa! Every time I think I’ve learned the most shocking thing about Unohana, I learn something MORE shocking!
Ichigo: First she’s the first Kenpachi, and now this!
Rukia: …how is having dated Isane more shocking?
Ichigo: A member of the Gotei-13? Dating? I didn’t think that happened!
Rukia: I’m married!
Ichigo: Yeah, and I never saw you guys date either!
Rukia: …you have a point.
Matsumoto: Imagine working together after you break up!
Matsumoto: I wonder if that was hard.
Hinamori: At least Unohana didn’t stab Isane and then leave to destroy the universe!
Sentaro: Did you know about your sister, booger-face?
Kiyone: Of course I did, fart-breath!
Kiyone: And the knowledge that someone can date their captain is what keeps me going! What gives me strength in the darkness! What gives me the courage to keep Captain Ukitake’s face pasted to the ceiling above my bed!
Sentaro: And here I thought you were just copying me!
Kiyone: I’VE NEVER BEEN COPYING YOU
Ikkaku: Do you suppose Isane knew about Captain Unohana’s…past?
Yumchika: Seems like that might be a difficult thing to never mention.
Ikkaku: No wonder Isane wanted to date her!
Yumichiak: Yes, Ikkaku. I’m sure that was it.
Hanataro: I-it’s nice to know that Squad 4 people CAN find love!
Hanataro: Even if it’s just with other Squad 4 people!
Shinji: Everybody seems pretty stuck on Unohana having been a killer in her past.
Shinji: But you know, the Unohana *I* know is the one who saved Hiyori when no one else could!
Shinji: She and Isane both believed in helping people.
Shinji: I bet that’s part of why they were a good match.
Hiyori: Since when are you so sappy, baldy??!!
Shinji: WERE YOU WAITING TO AMBUSH ME FROM THE ROOF?!
Kyoraku: Poor Isane. Unohana’s death must have been extra hard on her.
Kyoraku: Do you think she resents me for the whole ‘death match’ thing?
Kyoraku: Is that why she glares at me in captains’ meetings?
Komamura: Perhaps she is simply paying close attention.
Kenpachi: I killed the woman you loved.
Kenpachi: If you want to settle that, I’m always available.
Kenpachi: Just my way of being supportive.
Renji: Hey, Ichigo. Do you know what I just realized?
Renji: You beat a bunch of espada. Fought Aizen alone. Took on god-Yhwach.
Renji: But probably the most dangerous thing you did was gut-punch Unohana’s ex-girlfriend while Unohana watched.
Ichigo (whispering): I’m lucky to be alive.
Renji (pats shoulder): Yeah. You sure are.