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expressions #2

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nouns.

people :

- faux-cul “fake ass” (m) : hypocrite

- daron-ne : parent (formal : père/mère, parent (m))

- taulard-e : prisoner (formal : prisonnier/ère, détenu-e)

- pote (ep) : friend (formal : ami-e)

- chiard (m), môme (ep), gamin-e, petit-e, morpion (m), gosse (ep) : child (formal : enfant (ep))

- mec, type (m) : man / meuf, gonzesse (f) : woman

- blaireau (m) “badger” : asshole/manipulator

- cassos (ep) aka cas-soc “social case” : white trash (dumb and/or poor)

- andouille (f), abruti-e : idiot (formal : idiot-e, imbécile (ep))


things :

- machin (m) : unidentified thing or thing you know but forgot how it’s called (formal : chose (f)), ex : c’est quoi ce machin?

- cabane (f) “cabin”, taule (f) : prison (formal : prison) / baraque (f) : house (formal : maison (f))

- chiottes (f) : toilets (formal : toilettes (f))

- cambrousse (f) : countryside, middle of nowhere

- papelards (m) : ID/paperwork (formal : papiers (m))

- clope (f) : cigarette

- pognon (m), thunes (f) : money (formal : argent (m))

- pchit pchit (m) : a spray (cf the noise)

- bécane (f) : motorbike (formal : moto (f)) / bagnole (f), caisse (f) : car (formal : voiture (f))

- bouquin (m) : book (formal : livre (m))

- godasses (f) : shoes (formal : chaussures (f))

- lorgnons (m) : glasses (formal : lunettes (f)) (lorgner, v : to eye sthg)

concepts :

- boulette (f) : mistake (formal : erreur (f))

- trouille (f) : fear (formal : peur (f))

- taf (m), boulot (m) : work (formal : travail (m))

- un chouilla (m) / un poil (m) “a hair” : a bit of (formal : un peu)

- bourre (f) : late (formal : retard (m)), ex : je suis à la bourre!

- plombe(s) (f) : a lot of time (formal : longtemps), ex : putain, il prend des plombes! qu’est-ce qu’il fait?

- foin (m) “hay” : noise (formal : bruit (m)), ex : qui fait un foin pareil à cette heure?! (pareil in that context : such a, otherwise : same)

- pain (m) “bread” : punch in the face (formal : coup de poing (m))

- feu (m) “fire” : aka a lighter (un briquet) or a match (une allumette), ex : je peux avoir du feu (pour allumer ma cigarette) ? 


animals :

- piaf (m) : bird (formal : oiseau (m)) (cf Edith Piaf)

- cabot (m), molosse (m), sac à puces “fleas bag” (m) : mean/annoying dog

- clebs (m) : dog (formal : chien-ne)

- toutou (m) : dog (childish)

- matou, minet, minou (m) : cat (childish)

- bourricot, baudet (m), bourrique (f) : donkey (formal : âne)

- biquette (f) : goat (formal : chèvre)

- canasson, bidet, dada (childish) (m) : horse (formal : cheval (m))

food :

- binouze (f) : beer (formal : bière (f)) / pinard (m), rouge/blanc/rosé (m) : wine (formal : vin (m)), ex : qui veut un autre verre de blanc? / piquette (f) : cheap wine / bibine (f) : cheap alcohol

- came (f) : drug (formal : drogue (f))

- bouffe (f) : food (formal : nourriture (f)) / barbaque (f) : meat (formal : viande (f))

- flotte (f) : water (formal : eau (f)) + to rain, ex : il flotte

- patates (f) : potatoes (formal : pommes de terre (f))

- casse-dalle (m) : snack (formal : casse-croûte (m), encas (m))

- dalle (f) : hunger (formal : faim (f)), ex : j’ai la dalle!


body parts :

- derche (m) : ass (formal : derrière (m), fesses (f))

- panards (m) : feet (formal : pieds (m)) / paluches (f) : hands (formal : mains (f))

- chicots (m) : teeth (formal : dents (f))

- pif (m), tarin (m) : nose (formal : nez (m))

- couilles (f) : balls (formal : testicules (f)) / bite (f) : penis 

- clapet (m) : mouth (formal : bouche (f)), ex : ferme ton clapet!

- ciboulot (m), cigare (m), citron (m) : brain (formal : cerveau (m))


adjectives.

- chiant-e : annoying (formal : ennuyeux/euse)

- cinglé-e, taré-e, cintré-e, givré-e, timbré-e, marteau, allumé-e, maboule, dingue, barge : crazy (formal : fou/folle)

- claqué-e, naze, mort-e “dead” : tired (formal : très fatigué-e, épuisé-e)

- camé-e : drug addict (formal : drogué-e)

- foutu-e : fucked, damned, ex : je suis encore en retard, je suis foutu!

- mytho : liar (formal : menteur/euse)

- pété-e (de thunes) : very rich (formal : riche (ep))

- sec / sèche : skinny (formal : mince (thin) / maigre (bony))

- dégueu(lasse), crade/crado (ep) : dirty (formal : sale)

- chelou (ep) “louche” in verlan : weird (formal : étrange, bizarre (ep))

- pris-e par : busy (formal : occupé-e), ex : je suis très prise par mon travail

- dalleux / dalleuse : horny pain in the ass

- pompette : tipsy / bourré-e, arraché-e : drunk


verbs.

- se peler, se les cailler, se geler les meules, v : to be cold (formal : avoir froid)

- avoir les chocottes - les jetons - les pépettes - les foies - les pétoches / se chier dessus, v / flipper, v : to be scared (formal : avoir peur)

- bouffer / becqueter : to eat (formal : manger)

- crever, v : to die (harsh)

- défoncer / tabasser, v : to beat up someone 

- se marrer, v : rire

- choper : to grab (formal : prendre), ex : chope un manteau et on y va!

- aller au pieu (m) ”going to the stake” / plumard (m) : to go to bed

- se faire avoir “getting oneself gotten” : to be tricked/fooled, ex : “Joey, why did you climb into the piece of furniture? Tu t’es encore fait avoir!”

- chialer, v : to cry (formal : pleurer)

- bosser / taffer, v : to work (formal : travailler)

- passer un coup de X “putting a blow of” : harsh to explain, basically doing something quickly, ex : passer un coup d’éponge (f) = getting a sponge and wiping/cleaning the table, passer un coup de fil (m) = calling someone on the phone, passer un coup d’aspirateur (m) = vacuuming the place…

- se carapater, v : to run away (formal : s’enfuir)

- casquer, v : to pay a lot of money for something

- péter “fart” quelque chose, v : to break something / péter un plomb “fart a fuze”, v : to get pissed

- meumeumer, v : to hum a song (formal : fredonner) (taken from Shrek)

- piger / capter, v : to understand (formal : comprendre)

- puer / schlinguer / empester / sentir la mort / fouetter / empester, v : to stink (formal : sentir mauvais)

- chouiner, v : to whine (formal : se plaindre)

- piquer / chourrer, v : to steal (formal : voler)

- raconter, v : to mean (formal : vouloir dire), ex : qu’est-ce que tu racontes?!

- fabriquer, v “to build” : to do - context : someone’s taking a million years to get ready/get somewhere… (formal : faire), ex : mais qu’est-ce qu’il fabrique? 

- craquer (pour quelqu’un/quelque chose) : having a crush on someone, having bought something even though you know you shouldn’t have

- se coltiner / se payer, v : to have to take care of something annoying, ex : je me coltine mon petit frère à garder toute la semaine

- se trimballer (avec), v : to have to carry something

- niquer, v : to destroy/damage, ex : je me suis niqué le doigt avec du papier

- accoucher, v “to give birth” : finally saying stg, ex : Mais quoi? Accouche!

- chier, v : to crap 

- se faire chier, v : to be bored (formal : s’ennuyer)

- s’arracher “to pull out /  / se casser “to break oneself” / se tirer “to pull oneself” / se barrer “to cross out oneself”, v : to leave (formal : s’en aller, partir), ex : bon allez viens, on s’arrache, la soirée est finie

- cafter / rapporter, v : to snitch (formal : raconter)

- cavaler, v : to run all day long (formal : courir toute la journée)(cf horse : cheval / rider : cavalier)

- foutre, v : to do (formal : faire), ex : qu’est-ce que tu fous?

- se paumer, v : to get lost (formal : se perdre)


I mentioned verlan about the word chelou : french loves to cut a word in two pieces and mix. So louche (in that case weird/shady, also laddle) will become chelou, bête (stupid) tebé, merci (thanks) cimer, métro (underground) trom…

health masterpost 🇫🇷

santé (f) - health
hygiène (f) - hygiene
bien-être (m) - wellbeing
en bonne santé - healthy (of a person)
sain - healthy (of food)
maladie (f) - illness
malade - ill
cardiaque - to do with the heart
mental - mental
nuisible - harmful
nocif, -ive - harmful
nuire (à qqc) - to harm (something)
vivant - living
vivre - to live
vie (f) - life
mort - dead
mourir - to die
mort (f) - death
décès (m) - death (euphemistic term)
hôpital (m) - hospital
hospitaliser - to hospitalise
ambulance (f) - ambulance
pharmacie (f) - pharmacy
soins médicaux (mpl) - hospital care
soigner - to care for
traitement (m) - treatment
médecin (m) - doctor
docteur (m) - doctor
patient(e) (m,f) - patient
infirmier, -ière (m,f) - nurse
pharmacien(ne) (m,f) - pharmacist/chemist
chirurgien(ne) (m,f) - surgeon
chirurgie (f) - surgery
médecine (f) - medicine (in the sense of studying medicine)
médicament (m) - (pharmaceutical) drug
médicaments (mpl) - medicine (in the sense of drugs)
drogue (f) - drug (usually in the sense of recreational drugs)
drogué - drugged
pilule (f) - pill
contrôle des naissances (m) - birth control
grossesse (f) - pregnancy
enceinte - pregnant
préservatif (m) - condom
cerveau - brain
cérébral - cerebral/to do with the brain
don (m) - donation
greffe d’organe (f) - transplant/graft
médical - medical
avoir mal à la tête/au dos/aux jambes/etc. - to have a headache/back ache/leg ache/etc.
piqûre (f) - injection
prise de sang (f) - blood test
vaccin (m) - vaccination
peau (f) - skin
amputer - to amputate
cancer (m) - cancer
diabète (m) - diabetes
difficulté (f) - difficulty
assurance (f) - insurance
symptôme (m) - symptom
souffrir - to suffer
douleur (f) - pain
vomir - to vomit
crise cardiaque (f) - heart attack
s’évanouir - to faint
s’effondrer - to collapse
tension (f) - blood pressure (also means tension and voltage)
alimentation (f) - food, diet
malbouffe (f) (informal) - junk food
obésité (f) - obesity
être en surpoids - to be overweight
anorexie (f) - anorexia
peser - to weigh
gagner du poids - to gain weight
perdre du poids - to lose weight
grossir - to become fatter
maigrir - to become slimmer
épidemie (f) - epidemic
accroître - to increase
risque (m) - risk
sédentaire - sedentary
équilibre (m) - balance
calorie (f) - calorie
protéine (f) - protein
glucide (f) - carbohydrate
matières grasses (fpl) - fat (in diet)
gras (m) - fat (on meat)
graisse (f) - fat (on person)
fibre (f) - fibre
sucre (m) - sugar
sucré - sugared/with added sugar
lait (m) - milk
sel (m) - salt
salé - salty/with added salt
euthanasie (f) - euthanasia
endormir - to put someone to sleep (euphemistically)
sommeil (m) - sleep
infection (f) - infection
guérison (f) - curing
rétablissement (m) - recovery
remède (m) - remedy/cure
anxiété (f) - anxiety
dépression (f) - depression
désespérance (f) - hopelessness
troubles (mpl) - disorder (also troubles)
craindre - to worry
condition (f) - condition
dépendance (f) - dependance, addiction
accro (à qqc) (informal) - addicted (to something)
consommation (f) - consumption
stupéfiant (m) - narcotic
alcohol (m) - alcohol
ivre - drunk
bourré (informal) - drunk
toxicomane (m,f) - drug addict
toxicomanie (f) - drug addiction
tabac (m) - tobacco
tabagisme (m) - nicotine addiction
Remets-toi vite ! / Remettez-vous vite ! - Get well soon!

antiquité/mythologie

- greek : grec / grecque

- latin : latin-e / roman : romain-e


religion :

- god : dieu / goddess : déesse / ritual : rituel (m) / prayer : prière (f) 

- piety : piété (f) / faith : foi (f) / worship : culte (m) / sacrifice : sacrifice (m)

- ceremony : cérémonie (f) / muse : muse (f)

- Chaos / Gaïa (Terre : earth) / Érèbe (Ténèbres : shadows) / Éros (Désir)

- mount Olympus : mont (m) Olympe

déités :

- olympians : olympien-nes / Cronos/Saturne + Rhéa/Cybèle

- Zeus/Jupiter, dieu des dieux et dieu de la foudre (lightning)

- Héra/Junon, déesse du mariage et de la fécondité 

- Aphrodite/Vénus, déesse de la beauté et de l’amour

- Apollon/Phébus, dieu de la musique et de la médecine

- Artémis/Diane, déesse de la chasse (hunt)

- Hermès/Mercure, messager des dieux, protecteur des voyageurs

- Arès/Mars, dieu de la guerre

- Hadès/Pluton, dieu des morts

- Poséidon/Nepturne, dieu de la mer

- Déméter/Cérès, déeesse de la terre et des moissons (harvest)

- Héphaïstos/Vulcain, dieu du feu et de la forge

- Athéna/Minerva, déesse de la sagesse (wisdom) et de la guerre

- Hestia/Vesta, déesse du foyer (home/household), protectrice de la maison

- Dionysos/Bacchus, dieu du vin et de l’ivresse

- Clio : la muse de l'histoire / Euterpe : la muse de la musique, joueuse de flûte / Thalia : la comédie / Melpomène : la tragédie / Terpsichore : la poésie lyrique et la danse / Erato : le chant nuptial / Polymnie : la pantomime et la rhétorique / Uranie : l'astronomie et l'astrologie / Calliope : la poésie épique

hells (enfers (m)) :

- lieux (m) (: places) : le Tartare, les Champs (m) Élysées, le Pré de l’Asphodèle, les Champs du châtiment

- fleuves (m) : le Styx, l’Érèbe, l’Achéron, le Phlégéthon, le Cocyte, le Léthé

- Cerberus : Cerbère

- underworld : séjour (m) des morts


art :

- epic : épopée (f) / Iliade (f) / Odyssée (f) / myth : mythe (m) / fable : fable (f) / hero : héros (m) / héroïne (f)

- Persée, Hector, Ajax, Héraclès/Hercule, Jason, Thésée, Oedipe, Ménélas

- tragedy : tragédie (f) / comedy : comédie (f) / theater : théâtre (m) / play : pièce (f) / poetry : poésie (f) / poem : poème (m)

- fiction : fiction (f) / history : Histoire (f) / verbal sparring : joute (f) oratoire / rhetoric : rhétorique (f)


people :

- Homère / Odysseus : Ulysse / Achilles : Achille / Hésiode

- Virgil : Virgile / Aeneas : Énée / Ovide

- Eschyle / Euripide / Sophocle / Aristophane

- Platon / Aristote / Socrate / Suétone / Cicéron

- Thucydide / Xénophon / Plutarque / Tacite

- Rome’s emperors : Julio-Claudiens (César, Auguste/Octave, Tibère, Caligula, Claude I, Néron), Année des Quatre Empereurs (Galba, Othon, Vitellius, Vespasien), Flaviens (Vespasien, Titus, Domitien), Antonins (Nerva, Trajan, Hadrien, Antonin le Pieux, Marc-Aurèle, Lucius Aurelius Verus, Commode)

- Alexandre le Grand, Pompée, Sylla, Cléopâtre, Justinien, Octave…


creatures :

- satyr : satyre (m) = Pan, Silène / titan : titan (m)/titanide (f) = Ouranos, Prométhée, Mnémosyne, Thémis… / hecatoncheires : hécatonchires (ep)

- cyclops : cyclope (m) = Polyphème / centaur : centaure (m) = Chiron, Orios / giant : géant-e / mermaid : sirène (f) / Hydre (f) de Lerne

- minotaur : minotaure (m) / boar : sanglier (m) / nymph : nymphe (f) / chimera : chimère (f) / les Gorgones, les Moires/Heures, les Grées (sisters)


daily life :

- feast : banquet (m) / wine : vin (m) / grapes : raisin (m)

- slave : esclave (ep) / soldier : soldat (m) / baths : thermes (f) / circus : cirque (m)

- temple : temple (m) / column : colonne (f) / statue : statue (f)

- emperor : empereur / impératrice / empire : empire (m) / toga : toge (f)

- manuscript : manuscrit (m) / laurel wreath : couronne (f) de laurier

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These are the notes i took for my English class.

Romeo and Juliet notes

Act 2 scene 2: balcony scene

Lot of sonnet in this scene

Second level of the stage that juliet would walk out on

Romeo needs to chill ok hes like 16 and he wants love like??? Bro chill ok

They just met like why is he so in love some girl just dissed him

Diggity dang he’s desperate

“Wherefore art thou Romeo?”= Why do you have to be Romeo? (aka Why do you have to be a Montague)

Leaving your family was a dishonor like whoa

Romeo is a womanizer smh

Juliet is like 13 and romeo is 16 um she hasnt even had her first period yet romeo can you like maybe chill

Juliet is kind of embarrased like they’re moving too fast pls i dont want you under my dress mashy mashy no good dont take advantage of me pls be honest

Juliet: “fam dont leave” romeo: “I LOVEEEEEEE” juliet: “fam im back lets marry” romeo: “hot dang sweet nuggets yeeeeeeeeee”

Juliet: “parting is such sweet sorrow” romeo: “lmao ikr”

Juliet: “you hang up first’ romeo: “no, you hang up first!” juliet: “lmao k” romeo: “o”

Romeo is so du MB OH MY G od

They made themselves prisoners to one another

Juliet: “I feel like a tiny bird and u yank me back” romeo: “OMG SAME BABE” both: “OMG BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Romeo cries in the forest its not emo you’re emo shut up

How are characters good and bad

Friar: “maybe you’re going too fast” romeo: “…” friar:”…” romeo:”…” friar: “lmao ur right lets get u hitched my dude”

GROSS JOKES ARE BEST JOKES

Friar is like bipolar or smth????

Juliet: “im going to confession” fam: “lmao k” juliet: “sike lmaoooooooooooo”

Hottest day of the year ohohohohoohohohohojohohohohohodfmhooo

Tybalt is the love of my life omg

Mercutio: “thou art as hot…” benvolio: “???” merutio: “as the sun” benvolio: “*gasps* omg” mercutio: “ ;) “

mERC uti O x be NVO li O tex T i T o MG

Tybalt is full of angst he’s so emo

Tybalt is so tsundere im cryign

“Fiddlestick” mercutio what

Mer cuTIO DO nt thr EATE n the e MO

He wants 2 fight

Tybalt is the best swordsmen u go bby

Tybalt is afraid of getting executed omg bby

Mercutio, page 995- Act 3- Scene 1: “I am hurt.”

Romeo: “guys can we maybe chill” everyone else: “h Ow ab oUt mayBe u ch ILL”

Benvolio: “omg are you okay” mercutio: “tis but a scratch” benvolio: “dude ur bleeding out” mercutio: “ti S BU t a fle sH WO un D i M fi NE”

anonymous asked:

Hello! Can you pls pls make the bullets for ong seongwoo when he asks his very shy! s/o to initiate skinship firstt ?

  • “w-what?”
  • you would question the moment he made the request
  • ong would be looking at you with puppy eyes and a pleading pout
  • “i jeongmal jinjja real daebak heol wanjeon wanna see you hug me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much”
  • you would be v distressed
  • this was like a-
  • life changing,
  • heart attacking,
  • game making,
  • ong waiting,
  • you sinking request
  • like 1) you’re shy 2) you’re v shy 3) yOU’RE SHY ONG SEUNGWOO GODDAMN-
  • “m-maybe ne-”
  • ong would be up in your face with his normal poker face “please? for me? can i see you hug me? for the first time? even though we’ve been dating for two years? please? please? baby my love perfect little honey bun?”
  • “…”
  • ong would kinda give up and give you a hug anyway
  • he was mainly deprived for a hug lols
  • “you’re so cute and fluffy” he’d be rubbing his head against yours, eyes closed
  • you’d be hesitant to do anything for a while until…
  • “does this count?”
  • you wrap your arms around him slowly
  • seungwoo would be lIKE ???????
  • ???
  • ??!??@@??@?@?@?????
  • ?@#?@?#@?#@#?@#?@#?@#@#@?#@?##@#
  • and you’d kinda be wary after more than a moment of silence “s-seungwoo?”
  • “oh my god i’m mindblown this wasn’t really it but this could be it” he would mumble v quickly to himself
  • you’d kinda laugh at his silly demeanor and hug him slightly tighter
  • “you silly”
  • “only for you m'lady”

anonymous asked:

Sen bu uygulamayı destekliyor musun yani?

Pembe vagon uygulamasından mı bahsediyorsun eğer ondan bahsediyorsan ben bir feministim ve bayan değil ‘KADINIM’ belki bu dediklerim cevap için yeterli olmuştur. Ama ben açıklayayım sonuçta bugün bolca çomarla dalga geçtiğim için yanlış anlaşılmış olabilirim. Dediğim gibi ben bir Kadınım ve eski zamanlardan beri ötekileştirildim . Tecavüz oldu tahrik unsuru denilip suçlusu oldum. Sevgili​m tarafından katledildim ,evinde ne işim var denildi ,cesedim yürüyerek evinden çıkabilirmiş gibi. Minibüse bindim evime gitmek için ,tecavüz edilip yakıldım. Kışın ayazında üstümdeki monta rağmen cinayetim haberlerde yayınlanırken üstünde ne vardı dendi. Ben evime gitmek istedim yolda öldürüldüm. Şiddet gördüğüm kocamdan ayrıldım öldürüldüm. Ama suç hep bendeydi. Minibüste beni yalnız bırakmamak için Twitter'da ttler oluştu. Benim için kadın sığınma evleri çoğaltırıldı ama hiçbir zaman bu suçu işleyenlere bir şey olmadı. Güzel bir takım elbiseyle geldiği için katilime ceza indirimi uygulandı ve biliyor musun tüm bu olanlara rızam varmış , sence benim kalın montum mu insanları tahrik etti yoksa elimde ki şeker mi? Çırpınışlarım bir rıza gibi miydi? Neden o erkeklere bir yasa gelmedi neden hep bizi bir yerlere tıkıştırdılar. Baş örtümüze karıştılar ,eteğimizin miniliğine karıştılar ama onlara karışmadılar. Gece 11 den sonra erkeklerin dışarıya çıkması yasak olsa desek olmaz ama kadına olur. Neden erkeklere vagon yok ta bize var. Neden ötekileşiyoruz neden ?Acil bir işim olsa o vagona binmesem başıma yolda bir şey gelse vagon bahane edilecek. Sen ben yok biz varız. Eğer o vagonu kabul edersek. Özgecan'a , Münevver'e ,Irmağ'a ,Ceylin'e ,Serap'a ,Şerife'ye, Gülseren'e veya katledilen binlerce kadınımıza yapılan yorumlara katılmış oluruz hemde bedenleri topraklarında tazeyken. Yalvarırım gözlerinizi açın.

Wes Anderson

this post was requested after I asked you to give me themes for posts focusing on vocabulary and I had the idea while chatting with a follower to actually make you practise french by giving you french plots of movies!


Bottle Rocket (1996). 

Dans Bottle Rocket, une histoire hilarante et originale sur l'importance de l'amitié, trois amis poursuivent maladroitement une vie de crimes tout en partageant leurs rêves des vies qu'ils auraient aimé avoir. Anthony cherche le grand amour. Bob a désespérément envie de fonder une famille. Dignan poursuit une carrière criminelle distinguée. Après sa sortie d'un hôpital psychiatrique à la suite d'une dépression, Anthony, sans direction de vie, rejoint son ami Dignan qui a concocté le plan extravagant d'un crime qui implique son ancien patron, le soi-disant légendaire M. Henry. Avec l'aide de leur voisin pathétique et ami Bob, les trois s'embarquent dans l'aventure.

adventure : aventure (f) / friend : ami-e / psy ward : unité (f) psychiatrique  / depression : dépression (f) / mental illness : maladie (f) mentale / to escape (from prison) : s’évader / to run away : s’enfuir / to shoot : tirer / to steal : voler / to train : s’entraîner / car : voiture (f) / hold-up : braquage (m) / thief : voleur/euse / money : argent (m) / burglary : cambriolage (m) / criminal : criminel-le / gun : pistolet (m) / argument : dispute (f) / party : fête (f) / success : réussite (f) / failed : raté-e, échoué-e / failure : échec (m) / clumsy : maladroit-e / factory : usine (f) / warehouse : entrepôt (m) / frozen food : produits (m) surgelés / treachery : traîtrise (f) / traitor : traître-sse 


Rushmore (1998). 

Avec ses airs studieux, son blazer bleu marine et ses grosses lunettes, Max Fischer fait bien plus que ses 15 ans et passerait aisément pour le meilleur élève de la Rushmore Academy. Mais en réalité c’est un génie fougueux et brouillon que ses multiples activités détournent d’un cursus traditionnel. Animateur de nombreuses associations, il ne peut fournir qu’un minimum d’efforts à ses études et s’est résigné à devenir l’un des pires cancres de son établissement, devenant par là même régulièrement menacé d’exclusion. Tout est chamboulé dans le monde de Max le jour où il craque pour une charmante professeur. Mais la belle a également conquis le coeur de son meilleur ami - M. Blume, généreux mécène de l’académie. Max éprouve alors pour la première fois les affres de la jalousie, l’amertume d’un échec immérité et la perte cruelle d’un ami…

glasses : lunettes (f) / private school : école (f) privée / grant : bourse (f) / smart : intelligent-e / studious : studieux/euse / smartass : intello (fam) / best : meilleur-e / pupil : élève (ep) / family : famille (f) / imagination : imagination (f), fantaisie (f) / self-confidence : confiance en soi (f), aplomb (m) / school : école / genius : génie (m) / mourning : deuil (m) / busy : occupé-e / threat : menace (f) / activities : activités (f) / to meet : rencontrer / to fall in love : tomber amoureux/euse / teacher : professeur (ep) / heart : coeur (m) / sponsor : mécène (ep) / dunce : cancre (m) / expulsion : exclusion (f)

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#3 & #15 - Seth Rollins

Prompts: “Sometimes I hate you so much, but other times I just want to kiss you so fucking hard”, “Take my hoodie and cover that beautiful body of yours”

Request: @m-a-t-91 (I think)

A/N : I apologize if it sucks because i really feel like it does.

Warnings: Grammar mistakes I guess…

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Ladies and gentlemen! Let me introduce you the hottest guy I know… my enemy, Seth Rollins! Alright… let’s stop with that idiot presentation and let me explain the reason why I hate that man so much…

I knew him since I started in WWE. At first moment he was a sweet guy but when I started to date Dolph, he turned an asshole, I don’t really know why he started being this way but I just couldn’t stand him. Every time Seth saw me on backstage he just ignored me and if I spoke to him he just answered something rude.

I was trying to find Dolph because I needed him to explain himself because of a rumour about him cheating on me.

“What the hell is this Dolph?!” I said/yelled to him once I found him.

“What is… what?” He questioned back with and innocent look, I handed him my phone “Y/N, that’s not what it looks like”

“And then what it looks like? Because to me looks like my boyfriend is kissing a plastic bitch!” I said once again trying to hold back my tears “Look, you have ten fucking seconds to explain me something convincent”

“I don’t have an excuse, I used you” He said simply.

“You’re a fucking stupid idiot! I don’t want to see you never again in my life… go fuck yourself” I walked out of where Dolph was, I didn’t wanted him to see me cry. When I was alone I started to sob non-stop.

“Y/N?” Oh no.

“Seth… leave m-me alon-ne please” I tried to say between sobs.

“You can say that you want me to leave but… you don’t look like you want to” He sat next to me, letting me to rest my head on his shoulder “What happened? Have I to kill someone?”  I tried to laugh but it just didn’t come up.

“I found a picture of Dolph kissing a girl… I went to ask him what was that and he just told me that he used me” I started to cry once again.

“Oh… yeah…  I need to kill someone, he didn’t deserve you anyway” I looked straight to his eyes, his beautiful brown eyes “I mean, you deserve a guy who want to spend his life with you, a guy who treats you like a queen, a guy who’s not afraid to say I love you” I smiled at him, that was the Seth I first met.

“Can I ask you something?” he nodded “Why did you treated me like shit?”

“Because Dolph made me to, he wanted to you be his so I looked for you and your happiness and I had to do like sometimes I hate you so much, but other times in reality I just want to kiss you so fucking hard

“Do it” and with that he kissed me softly that made me feel like I was in heaven.


The next morning I woke up with two strong arms around my naked body.

“Good morning, beautiful” his raspy morning voice said making me shiver.

“G’morning” I replied with a bright smile. I turned my entire body to become face to face with him.

“So… How was it last night? You fell asleep when we finished” he said with a smile.

“It was awesome! I mean you are a fucking machine in bed” I said laughing.

Suddenly someone knocked the door.

Take my hoodie and cover that beautiful body of yours” Seth said grabbing one of his hoodies.

I nodded with a smiley face and putted on the hoodie, just in time to Seth open the door. It was Dolph.

“Seth?” Dolph asked confused “what the hell are you doing here?”

“Well, I can ask you the same… cheater” Seth replied with an angry tone on his voice “Get the hell out of here”

I went to the door next to Seth who wrapped his arm around my waist.

“Get your hands off of my girlfriend” Dolph shouted “And… why is she wearing that?”

“First, she’s not your girlfriend anymore and second, I wouldn’t let her open the door naked would I?” Seth said, and Dolph face was turning red of anger.

“Did you two fuck?”

“Are you some kind of pervert who is turned on by knowing that shit?” I asked back sassy “You cheated on me and I founded out which means that we are over, get that in your head”

“Now get the hell outta here” Seth said before kissing my forehead.

“You can’t tell me to go” Dolph said pointing his finger on Seth’s direction.

“Then I say it, Get. The. Hell. Out. Of. My. Room” I said remarking each and every word.

“Fine” he said walking away.

Abia acum am realizat că tu renunţasei la mine, iar eu continuam să merg după tine crezând că te voi ajunge din urmă şi că vom putea să continuăm iarăşi unul lângă altul. Dar tu ai început să alergi. Ai ales să fugi de mine şi atunci m-am întrebat ce mai caut eu de fapt? Te caut pe tine sau caut iubirea ta? Caut un anumit om sau un anumit sentiment?… Dar am nevoie de amândouă. Am nevoie de un anumit sentiment şi de un anumit om care sa mi-l poată aduce în suflet. Dar nu te mai caut pe tine. Pe tine te-am pierdut. Sau m-ai pierdut… Sau ne-am pierdut unul pe celălalt.
—  Damade Trefla
Valentine's Day Special - Japanese Words & Phrases

I’ve put together a list of Japanese words and phrases, and this time I want to do something different and less random. Because it's February, I decided to make the theme of this post romance. So enjoy!

Happy Valentine’s Day!
ハッピーバレンタインデー!
Happī barentaindē

Will you be my Valentine?
バレンタインの贈り物を受け取ってくれますか?
Barentain no okurimono o uketotte kure masu ka 

I love you.
愛しています 
Aishi te i masu

You’re beautiful.
きれい-だよ
Kirei-dayo

You’re sexy.
いろっぽい
Iroppoi

You have nice eyes!
きれいなひとみだね!
Kirei-na hitomi-dane

You smell good.
いいにおい
Ii nioi

Kiss me!
きすして
Kisu shite

Close your eyes.
-おとじて
Me-o tojite

I want you.
あなたがほし
Anata-ga hoshi

I’m feeling good.
きもちいい
Kimochi ii

Touch me.
さわって
Sawatte

It was good.
よっかったわ
Yokkatta-wa

Will you marry me?
けっこんしてくれる?
Kekkon shite-kureru

I want to be with you forever.
いつまでもいっしょにいたい
Itsumademo issho ni itai

I always think about you.
いつもおもっています
Itsumo omotteimasu

You’re the man of my dreams.
あなたはわたしのゆめのおとこだ
Anata wa watashi no yume no otoko da

I am passionate about you.
きみにむちゅう
Kimi ni muchuu

You’re the woman of my dreams.
あなたはわたしのゆめのじょせいだ
Anata wa watashi no yume no josei da

You’re the man of my dreams.
あなたはわたしのりそのおとこです
Anata wa watashi no risō no otoko desu

May I kiss you?
きすしてもいい?
Kisu shite mo ii

I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you.
はじめてあたときからすきだた
Hajimete ata tokikara sukidata

Hold on to me and never let me go.
わしをだきしめて。
Watshi o dakishimete 

You are an angel.
あなたはてんしのよおです
Anata wa tenshi no yoo desu

I love your smile.
わたしはあなたのえがおがだいすきです
Watashi wa anatanoegao ga daisukidesu

Love of my heart.
わたしのこころのあい
Watashi no kokoro no ai

You are as beautiful as a flower.
はなのようにきれい
Hana no yoni kirei

I can’t live without you.
あなたなしでわいきていかない
Anata nashidewa ikite ikanai

I will always love you.
いつもあいしてる
Itsumo aishiteru

It brings me joy within to be here with you.
あなたはわたしがここにいるからうれしいで
Anata wa watashi ga koko ni iru kara ureshii des

I like you.
あなたが好きです。
Anata no koto ga suki desu

Are you free tomorrow evening? 
明日の夜、空いていますか。 
Ashita no yoru, ai te i masu ka

You have a beautiful name. 
いい名前ですね 
Ii namae desu ne

Can I have your phone number?
おでんわばんごおをおしえてくれませんか
O denwa bangoo o oshie te kure mase n ka 

Can I have your email?
電子メールアドレスを教えてくれませんか
Denshi meeruadoresu o oshie te kure mase n ka

Would you like to go for a walk?  
散歩に行きますか 
Sanpo ni iki masu ka

You’re mine.
あなたわわたしのもの(F)
きみわぼくのもの(M)
Anata-wa watashi-no mono (F)
Kimi-wa boku-no mono (M)

You’re attractive.
すてきよ(F)
すてきだよ(M)
Suteki-yo (F)
Suteki-dayo (M)

You’re handsome.
あなたってすごくかっこいいね(F)
すてきだね(M)
Anata-tte sugoku kakkoii-ne (F)
Suteki da-ne (M)

I want to have sex.
えっちしたい
Etchi shitai

You make me happy.
きみがいてしあわせ
Kimi ga ite shiawase

Would you like to be my boyfriend?
ぼおいふれんどになってくれる?
Booi furendo ni natte kureru

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
がるふれんどになってくれる?
Garu furendo ni natte kureru

Hug me.
だいて
Daite

Do you like me?
私のことが好きですか?
Watashi no koto ga suki desu ka

I like you very much.
だいすきです
Daisuki desu

You are so sweet.
あなたはほんとにやさしですね
Anata wa hontō ni yasashī desu ne

I like you, too.
わたしもあなたがすきです
Watashi mo anata ga suki desu

anonymous asked:

Hi, this is 5x anon and I didn't really watch out for typos? Hahaha, too immersed. Sorry. But are they going shopping??! OH MY GOODNESS. Can you imagine Viktor asking Yuuri to try on all those butt hugging jeans but also telling him he can only wear those on specific days (because Viktor doesn't like sharing). Like when it's just them like going through stuff together or like going to a meeting the entire day. I don't know. Viktor just wants Yuuri for himself, okay. Okay. Good.

ADFJADFJL LOLOLOL

“You can’t wear that to the benefit,” Victor tells Yuuri with a frown when he steps out of the fitting room. 

Yuuri looks down at his suit. “You were the one who picked this out for me. You said I’d looked good.”

“And you do look good,” Victor agrees. He squints his eyes and rubs a finger on his chin. “Almost too good, though. Take it off immediately.” 

Yuuri blushes, sneaks a glance at the saleslady sorting hangers nearby. “Victor, we’re in public.” 

Victor’s frown deepens. “I’m not flirting with you, Yuuri, I’m serious. You can’t outshine me on my big night.” 

“Oh.” 

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M. ile geçen bir günün sonu, postu.

Annem köyde ve bugün okullar tatil. Bizde ne zamandır M. ile güzel bir gün geçirmemiştik. Ramazan'dan önce son gezmeler bunlar.

Yine bir dolmuş maceraları yaşadım bugün. M. ile buluşmaya giderken dolmuş şoförü bizi yarı yolda indirip arkadaki dolmuşa bindirdi. “Yav ben geri döncem hadi siz inin” dedi ve bizde kuzu gibi indik. Bence komik. Sonra bir de Ankara'da dolmuşta giderken, “yav ilerde çevirme var da az bi çömelin size zahmet” geleneği var. Ankara'da bir hafta geçirin 10-15 kere dolmuşta çömelmek zorunda kalırsınız. Tabii ki benim bindiğim dolmuşa binerseniz yere çömelme ihtimalinin %679 artıyor. Çünkü buyrun şanssızlık abidesi Zamanehanimefendisi.

Mihriban ile mağazaları gezerken mağazada çalışan bir kız kolyemi çok beğendiğini söyledi. Normalde de hiç kolye takmayı sevmem nedense bugün, uff evde durup duruyor takayım bari, demiştim. Kız da çok beğenince çıkarıp ona hediye ettim. Müslümanlığı öğrenmeye başladığım zamanlar ilk öğrendiğim şey, hediyeleşmenin sünnet olduğuydu. Hatta bir hocanın sohbetinde, biri sizin olan bir şeyi beğenirse çıkarın verin, demişti ki şimdiye kadar nasip olmamıştı bana, bugüne kısmetmiş. Hani hediyeleşmek sünnettir, aklınızda olsun.

Uzun zamandır yediğim en güzel yemeği yedim. Hemde M. ile. M. insanları kırdığında tamir etmesini bilen biri en azından. Geçen gün ona sinirlenmiştim ama aramızda hallettik. Şevval'den ses yok. Diyecek başka bir şeyim de yok. Hepinizi seviyorum. Şevval gibi olmayın, insanlara değer verin. Teşekkürler.