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Has your boyfriend or husband become distant and unaffectionate? Is your relationship in ruins? Perhaps the reason he has been so distant recently is because of your disgusting and smelly cooch, the ultimate killer of any romance!  To keep your man don’t neglect feminine hygiene, use Lysol disinfectant  daily to keep your nethers clean and healthy. Guaranteed to disinfect and deodorize, Lysol is the ultimate product in feminine hygiene.

Note: Between 1920 up to the early 1950’s, Lysol was marketed as a feminine hygiene product.  The company began remarketing the brand as a household cleaner when it was found that douching with Lysol was dangerous to health.