There was a hand ball by Gourcuff? Wow… I really did miss out on something ~great~, didn’t I?
This match was epic:
The special one, bullying a child. (Is child abuse legal in France?)
Gourcuff held another human’s (child) hand and did not flinch in revulsion.
Pirouetted into the Madrid bench in a vain effort to make contact with Kaka.
Snoodgate made an appearance
Lots of ‘oooh gurl, she didn’t moments’ from Michel Bastos
Lots of 'B***, I am the prettiest moments’ from CRON and Carebear
Xabi being classy, Veet crying moments
More questions to my psychic dog
Benzema/Ribery/Zahia debacle was discussed resulting in the following points: the need for a new Sky Sports show featuring Ruby Heart Breaker and Zahia and Karim making huge advancements in his literacy
The handballgate, Carebear stood there and acted like Gigi and was like 'vhaaaaaat do you mean the ball hit my arm, I vassss protecting mon visaaaaageeeee’ *Flutter, Flutter*
Yeah, there was some football as well but that was boring (o;