lyla rambles

Silly Jokes

Why’d the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken. 

What’d the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.

A guy walks into a bar.
Then he says ouch.

Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.’”
Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I’m a tree.’”

Did you hear about the kid napping?
Yeah, he woke up!

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.