lying is the most fun brendon urie can have without taking his clothes off

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Than any boy you’ll ever meet 

Sweetie you had me

anonymous asked:

jerejean going to a p!atd concert (sometime after Jean has sort of gotten used to crowds and trusts Jeremy enough) and Jeremy can't see shit bc hes standing with Jean and that means they're further back and there are so many tall people in front of him so he jumps on jeans back

currently listening to p!atd (a.k.a. my fave rock band) and this just happens to be in my inbox so LET’S GO!!!!!!!!!

  • it just so happens that p!atd is jeremy knox’s Favorite Band Ever
  • and it just so happens that jeremy knox is jean moreau’s Favorite Person Ever
  • jean buys VIP tickets for the two of them as a birthday gift
  • (which, sadly, effectively beats out kevin day’s procured front row seats at the next pro exy game happening in argentina, between the greenridge tigers and the blacktail jaguars)
  • jeremy happily goes “How the fuck did you know, Jean–”
  • “Well, if you were less subtle with the number of posters you have up in your room, the times you blasted Pretty Odd songs in the shower, and how you freaked out to Neil over the phone over them having a concert here, then I might not have noticed, Jere’.”
  • (andrew goes: “Yeah, Neil woke me up. I remember it perfectly well. and dan sniggers)
  • jeremy scoffs, rolls his eyes, and walks over to kiss jean. then, jeremy hugs him, whispering “Thank you, thank you, thank you” over and over again
  • jean could practically feel jeremy’s happiness wash over him, and it’s the best feeling in the world
  • fast forward to the day of the concert - jeremy is in his p!atd shirt and jean has his phone ready with all the song lyrics of the setlist
  • (jeremy doesn’t need the lyrics because he memorizes every song forwards and backwards)
  • they are 4 songs into the concert and, even though they’re in the VIP section, there are still a lot of tall people in front of the two of them
  • suddenly brendon urie decides on a bit of a surprise throwback with Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off 
  • jeremy freaks out because honestly damn, this song
  • jean notices jeremy trying his best to tiptoe and decides that this has gone on long enough
  • he can’t have his boyfriend struggling to enjoy his favorite band like this
  • so he bends over and shouts, “Get on my back!” and before jeremy could protest, he adds, “Quick!” 
  • jeremy gets on jean’s back and jean stands up just in time for jeremy to shout, “LET’S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER, FASTER!” in time with brendon and the crowd
  • jean waits for the whole song to end before letting jeremy off his back
  • jeremy breathes a quick, “Thanks,” before going back to the concert
  • the crowd in front of them subsides a little, and they’re now able to fully enjoy the music
  • during Northern Downpour jeremy puts his arm around jean’s shoulder and rocks them both side to side
  • at the end of the concert they get to meet p!atd and jeremy brings out every piece of merch he owns for them to sign - albums, posters, pictures, shirts, etc.
  • (he holds up the line and people are giving him death glares but jean flips them all off)
  • afterwards, they get to take pictures with them because apparently brendon urie is a lowkey exy fan who recognized them
  • (”Who’s that striker again? Ah. Neil Josten? Yeah. He’s badass. I like him.”)
  • jean and jeremy go home and jean sees jeremy with the biggest smile on his face
  • “Best night ever.” jean smiles and replies, “Happy damn birthday, idiot.”
  • (bonus: later that night, on instagram, jeremy posts an after-concert picture of him and jean, with jean happily holding up the tickets and jeremy kissing the top of his head. he tags jean and p!atd in the picture, and the caption is: “A moment I’ll always remember, and a night I’ll never forget.
Jealous, Much? (Vic Fuentes Smut)

Jealous, Much? (Vic Fuentes Imagine)

“can i get a vic fuentes smut please? you guys have been dating for 2 years and you start hanging out with Brendon Urie and he gets jealous so when you get home he’s playing “Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off’ and smut :3 (if you use a name can it be Melissa ._. you dont have to though)

— fuentasticfuentes69

A/N: Really sorry I didn’t use your name… I find it hard to read smuts when it’s other people name, so I just left the name as Y/N.

Party

Hanging out/ Smut

Y/N’s POV

“Y/N, I’d like you to meet my friend Brendon.” Vic said. I smiled and shook hands with the man in front of me. He was dressed casually`in a red plaid button up shirt and his hair was swooped up so it didn’t cover his face.

“Hey, your the singer for Panic at the Disco, right?” I asked him.

“Yeah, haha.. We’ve gotten pretty big over years haven’t we?" 

For a while, the three of you talked and joked around, but Vic left to go hang out with Mike. It was time to go too soon and Vic pulled you away from Brendon, not before you two exchanged digits.

~~
A few days after the party, Vic and you were laying in bed watching a movie when you looked at the time.

"Crap, I totally lost track of the time.” I said, pulling away from Vic. I grabbed my jacket and quickly put some shoes on. 

“Where are you going?” Vic asked, leaning up and looking at me.

“Oh, didn’t I tell you? Me and Brendon are going to hang out today.” I said.

“No, you didn’t tell me, Y/N.” Vic grumbled. I raised my eyebrows.

“Is that a problem?” I asked, crossing my arms. Vic shook his head and muttered a goodbye. I furrowed my eyebrows together and left our apartment. Two years together and Vic has never acted like that ever. I shook it off and made my way to the coffee shop that was a couple blocks away. I smiled as I saw Brendon sitting alone. I sat down next to him, putting my jacket on the chair.

“Hey.” He said with a casual smile. I gave him a toothy grin.

“Hey! How long have you been here?” I asked him.

“Not very long, I just got here. Did you walk?” He asked.

“Yeah, Me and Vic’s apartment isn’t very far away." 

"So, you live with him… How long have you been together?” He asked. I held up two fingers.

“Two years, our third is coming up in two months.” I smiled. Brendon looked slightly disappointed.

“Oh, I didn’t think you two were much more than friends. Your very pretty by the way.” He said. I blushed.

“Oh, thank you…” I muttered. After a few moment of awkward silence, we continued another conversation. You couldn’t help but notice he kept staring at you.

“It’s already been an hour! I should get going, I promised Vic we’d finish our movie.” I told Brendon. He nodded, saying he should get going as well.

~~
When I walked into the apartment, I could hear a melodic tune play from the practice room. I followed my ear to find Vic strumming his guitar and singing. I smiled and watched him for a minute.

“Is it still me that makes you sweat?

Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you’re sliding off your dress?
Then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin.
I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat?
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me”

I walked up to him and wrapped my arms around his back.

“Oh, Y/N.” Vic said.

“Hey. Good song?” I asked, sitting next to him on the couch. Vic looked at me. 

“Yeah.” He mumbled. My eyebrows furrowed.

“What’s wrong?” I asked him. Vic’s stared hard at me.

“Are you two a thing now?” He asked me. 

“What do you mean-” I started but Vic cut me off.

“You know what I mean. You and Brendon. At the party and you two have been texting. Now hanging out?” He asked.

“If you think I would leave you after two years for a guy I just met, your crazy. Your the only man in my life.” I said to him, kissing him on the lips. We were so close together, breathing as one.

“Prove it.” He smirked. I kissed him again and Vic put his guitar onto the ground before pulling me onto his lap. My hands wrapped around his neck and his hands found my hips. His tongue begged for my entrance and I let him in. His hand trailed down to my ass and gave it a slight squeeze. I wrapped my arms around him, his tongue dominant.

He pulled away for a short moment when his eyes trailed to me then the couch and my heart fluttered. He leaned me over onto the couch, not breaking the kiss. He pulled my shirt off, then my jeans, leaving me in my underwear. “You’re so fucking hot, Y/N.” He muttered as he kissed down to my chest. I moaned slightly as Vic chuckled, moving down to my underwear. He pulled them off, revealing my wet slit. He kissed my sex, then started licking me, causing me to moan. He rubbed my clit violently, causing me to arch my back. “Fuck, Vic.” I moaned. He smirked and continued eating me out as I became closer and closer to my orgasm. Vic used his spare hand to start pumping in and out of me, still causing me to moan loudly. “Fuck, Vic. I’m close.” I moaned. Vic looked up at me, still rubbing and fingering me. “Let it go, Y/N.” He said with a smirk. I quickly hit my climax as I screamed Vic’s name. He pulled away from me and pulled down his shorts and boxers, leaving you to marvel at his length. Vic entered me so slow, I was screaming for more. “Vic, just fuck me!" 
He looked at me, puzzled.
"I’m sorry, what was that?”
“Fuck me!" 
"What’s my fucking name, bitch?” He growled at you.
“Vic!” I cried out.

After I said that, he thrusted into my, going faster and faster. My hands clawed at his shoulders, most likely leaving a mark. He moved his hips and pumped deeply into me, making me moan loudly. Vic leaned down onto my, sucking on my shoulders, giving me small love bites and hickeys everywhere.

“Vic!” I moaned. His lips moved down to my breasts and he played with them roughly, causing me to moan again. He his my g-spot and I started moaning very loudly. 

“Yeah, you like that?” He chuckled, thrusting in the same spot over and over again. I nodded my head frantically and bit my lip. I felt a familiar knot tie in my stomach as I was soon holding back my second orgasm. 

“Vic! I’m close!” I screamed holding onto him, drawing blood out of his shoulder blades. His hand trailed down as he viciously rubbed my clit and I arched my back.

“Hold it until I say so!” Vic demanded. I bit my lip, scrunching my eyes shut trying to contain my orgasm. Each thrust it was harder and harder to hold it in. 

“Ok, now!” He grunted as he released into me. I let go, screaming Vic’s name and clawing into his back. Vic pulled out of me and brought me to our bed room. I was a shaky, sweaty mess, still panting loudly. Vic set me down on the bed.

“Only I can make you feel that way. Just remember that.” Vic said. I rolled my eyes.

“Shut up and get your skinny mexican ass in bed.” I laughed, pulling him next to me.

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Brendon Urie: 7.9 inches

Why: Don’t threaten this heartthrob with a good time– he’s already got two black eyes from loving you too hard! Lying may be the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but we all know it’s better if you do. Spend your golden days in his house of memories, because we know he’ll shake it up so long as you listen. 

Lying is The Most Meme A Girl Can Meme Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Is it still meme that makes you sweat? Am I who you meme about in bed? When the lights are meme and your hands are shaking as your sliding off your meme. Now think of what you meme and how I hope to meme it was worth it, when the lights are meme and your meme is racing while your fingers touch his meme. I’ve got more meme, a better meme, hotter meme, a better meme. Than any boy you’ll ever meme, sweetie you had meme. Girl I was it look past the meme a better meme deserving meme. Exchanging body meme in the passenger meme? Meme, meme, meme you know it will just always be meme. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme.
So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme. So I guess we’re back to meme, cameraman meme the focus. In case I lost my meme of meme, where was it that we last left meme? Let’s meme up, meme up. And meme I do recall, we were just getting to the meme. Where the meme sets in and the stomach acid finds a new meme to make you get meme. I hope you didn’t expect to meme all of the attention. Now let’s not get selfish, did you really think I’d let you meme this chorus? Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme.
So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme. Meme to this meme. Meme to this meme. Meme to this meme. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. I’ve got more meme, a better meme, hotter meme, a better meme. Than any boy you’ll ever meme, sweetie you had meme. Girl I was it look past the meme a better meme deserving meme. Exchanging body meme in the passenger meme? Meme, meme, meme you know it will just always be meme. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, will you meme to this meme and hold a lover meme. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, meme to this meme. So testosterone memes and harlequin memes, meme to this meme. And meme a lover meme. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster. Let’s get these teen memes beating faster faster.

Vices & Virtues (a song by song break down)

Hello! please enjoy this installment of “everything about albums.” I hope you do not cry. 

To read about other albums click here!: A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out // Pretty. Odd.

Vices & Virtues (2011), the first album released after the iconic 2009 panic! split. Panic!’s v&v broke many hearts with all the poppy energy of AFYCSO and the maturity and focus of Pretty Odd. Since the departure of Ryan Ross and Jon Walker in 2009 Brendon Urie had to step up and write the album, as well as record pretty much all the string instrument parts there are. These songs are not as complex as many of those written by Ryan, Brendon has stated many times that he wanted the lyrics to be very straightforward and honest.

Out of respect for both Ryan and Brendon (and all other ships!) mentions of Ryden will not be found in this publication. // I am also by no means saying the “stories” are true stories!

  • The Ballad Of Mona Lisa
    • In an interview Brendon said the following regarding this song “On the surface it can seem like just the story of drama between a guy and a girl,”  "But it’s really about what I’ve been going through, an inner-struggle within myself, and fighting the dualities of my personality the side that fucks everything up and destroys everything and the other side that tries to pick up the slack.“
    • He uses a story of a presumably married couple to explain what happens between his two parts, told from the point of view of the husband/fiance.
  • Let’s Kill Tonight
    • This song is about going out to the parties and feeling feeling very cocky. No, it’s not about actually killing anyone (Spencer confirmed), it’s about having a great time once you get there because you know you will no matter how bad your day was. There going out, they’ll be killin’ it on the dance floor and they won’t end the night alone.

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