Werewolf Wagon’s Top Ten Themed Fics is a monthly feature suggested by the lovely Juliana, where we (Julia & Juliana) make a list in no order whatsoever of our Top Ten Fics based on an specific theme previously chosen by us or suggested by a follower.
This month’s theme (suggested by lydianderek)? Kid Fics!
(you can also check Werewolf Wagon’s Parents tag for a list of all fics recced.)
Daddy Do’s by apocryphal (8,065 - Rated G)
“Hi Mr. Stilinski!” Lydia said pertly. “My name’s Lydia, and this is my daddy. His name is Derek Andrew Hale and he watches all of your videos on YouTube a lot, but he still can’t braid.”
[Stiles is a celebrity YouTube hairstylist. Derek may or may not have a crush. Lydia just wants a French braid for school picture day.]
DILF by twentysomething (30,871 - Rated E)
"Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."
Find It In Our Hearts by Regann (103,833 - Rated T)
Kate Argent had a lot of secrets, some of which she took to the grave. When one of them shows up on Chris Argent’s doorstep in the form of Kate’s five-year-old daughter, it’s not long before more to come to light — namely, that Kate’s crimes against Derek Hale didn’t begin and end with the murder of his family. It’s no surprise that as soon as Derek learns about his daughter’s existence, he decides that nothing will keep him from claiming the only family he still has in the world. Stiles finds himself firmly in the middle of the Hale-Argent family drama, slowly growing more certain of his feelings for Derek and ever more sure of the inevitable heartbreak they’ll bring.
ladybugs by thepsychicclam (20,723 - Rated E)
It’s Saturday night, and Derek Hale is at Toys R Us. Shopping for Leapfrog games. If asked, it wasn’t exactly how he pictured his life. Or his Saturday nights.
In which Derek and Stiles have been married for ten years, have two kids, and are planning their five year old’s birthday party.
Lord knows it would be the first time by uraneia (12,287 - Rated E)
Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He’d rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they’re not doing it anymore, and it sucks.
Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek’s melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn’t know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn’t know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.
Prince Among Wolves by tylerfucklin (101,000 - Rated E)
Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
Stiles’s Story Time by trilliath (125,227 - Rated E)
Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face (ass) looks in those glasses (jeans).
Or something like that.
to be with those I like by sheafrotherdon (9,323 - Rated E)
It’s Deaton who tells Derek that Stiles is back in town, a broken marriage behind him, his daughter in tow.
Trust In This (Even If You’re Scared Stiff) by otter (10,460 - Rated T)
Stiles’ kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn’t sure yet, but he’s pretty sure the other kid’s dad is too hot to be human.
You Are My Home by wiresandwaves (2,302 - Rated G)
Loosely inspired by oakseer’s post on Tumblr: “what would happen if punk au combined with daddy derek i think it would result in my body shaking apart”.