Marianne helping Bog clean out all the junk piled up in the spare room of the house. She ends up finding several boxes of animal bones and skulls and a stack of black and white photographs.
There are pictures of animal bones set in tree roots, skulls snarling at the camera, and just generally grim and ominous and over the top compositions, many of the pictures matched with lines of poetry and song lyrics about death and despair. It’s just completely over the top, pretentious, taking itself far too seriously. They’re obviously supposed to be mock ups of album covers, seeing as a lot of them are lettered with “Broken Carapace”.
Marianne is just giggling over all this when Bog finds her and he’s just, SHUT UP I WAS EIGHTEEN DON’T YOU DARE PUT THAT ON FACEBOOK
You know, this silly post on Anna’s blog got me thinking. Spongebob is superior to SH in every way.
He defied expectations and got his dream job in Help Wanted because he’s a dedicated and skilled worker. He doesn’t have to leech off anyone or lie about his accomplishments because he has enough talent to make a living.
There are no lies about where he lives (unlike SH, who, I think we can all agree, has never lived with Ben): everyone knows he lives in a pineapple under the sea. He’s an honest man sponge.
He has a much better fashion sense and is more photogenic:
He doesn’t like lying at all, and especially appearing as someone he’s not. Once he found out he was cheating in Boating School, he immediately confessed and threw his chances of getting his license away:
Compare his SHAME to her PRIDE:
He wouldn’t knowingly lie to someone.
Spongebob has more chemistry with his (debatable) crush, Sandy.
I don’t know, I’ll let you be the judge on who has more chemistry:
I’m going to hell in a handbasket
HE’S A BETTER PARENT:
Bottom line: if you are inferior to a talking sponge, re-evaluate your life choices.
I don’t think I’ve made a stupider post in my life but ayyy
also notice how amber's timing for accusing him of abuse was carefully planned? Johnny's Alice through the looking glass was coming out (a BIG deal since the first alice is one of the highest grossing films) and his mother died recently AND she went public with the abuse literally on lily-rose's birthday and when she was announced to be the face a the new chanel perfume (also a big deal). obviously if she wasn't lying all of this wouldn't matter but FACT IS she's manipulative and a liar
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