I do!! Her name is Aneira and she has a Tumblr which she never uses, because she smells like walnuts.
We went to Paris together last year because we are cute:
And whenever she comes down to Cardiff, we always visit the same café and sit in the same seats and take the same photograph:
And we have an ongoing game where we take photographs of unusual things or really ugly paintings and we tag each other in them on Facebook, which means that all my tagged photos look like this:
and all hers look like this:
Other important facts about my twin sister:
is very good at sewing
used to tie my shoelaces for me when we were little
stole all the calcium in the womb so I’m now all wretched and feeble
once wrote ‘I liked playing in the wet mud’ in a school report about our visit to the local museum
has really big feet but is only 5ft 1, so she looks like the letter L
works in the council and has to visit restaurants with poor food hygiene scores, so her phone is full of pictures of horrible stuff like bins full of old fish
always adds about eight billion exclamation marks to the end of everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!
has excellent poofy hair, like a blonde cloud
always sings a duet to Starship’s ‘Never Gonna Stop Us’ with me, and she’s the woman and I’m the man, and it’s really musically impressive
is weirdly obsessed with moonstone jewellery????
is cool, I like
Basically she wins the award for best wombmate, even though she currently lives 312 miles away, and I’m totally going to beat her at bowling when she comes down this Saturday (I’m not going to beat her at all, she’s going to crush me into the ground)