After entering Tamlin’s estate for the first time:
Celaena: *breaks into every room*
Celaena: *mutters to herself* Luxury and comfortable interior - check. Fabulous clothes for free - check. Delicious food - check. A library - check.
Celaena: *bursts into dining room where Tamlin and Lucien are waiting for her with a look of total despair* Why are you keeping me here?! What will I do? *covers her eyes and pretends to cry* My poor family! How will ever escape? I have to stay here forever! *faints on the chair*
Celaena: *opens her totally dry eyes a few seconds later* Do you think you can get me a piano?