luther meme

¿Por qué el pollo cruzó la carretera?
  • PROFESOR DE PRIMARIA: Porque quería llegar al otro lado.
  • PROFESOR DE SECUNDARIA: Aunque se los explique, queridas bestias, no podrán entenderlo.
  • PROFESOR DE FACULTAD: Para saber por qué el pollo cruzó la carretera (tema que se incluirá en el parcial de mañana), lean los apuntes de la página 2 a la 3050.
  • DARWIN: A lo largo de grandes períodos de tiempo los pollos han sido seleccionados naturalmente de modo que ahora tienen una disposición genética a cruzar carreteras.
  • ALBERT EINSTEIN: Si el pollo ha cruzado la carretera o la carretera se ha movido debajo del pollo depende de tu marco de referencia.
  • MARTIN LUTHER KING: Veo un mundo en el que todos los pollos serán libres de cruzar la carretera sin que sus motivos se pongan en cuestión.
  • BILL GATES: Acabo de lanzar el nuevo Windows Chiken Office 2014, que no solo cruza carreteras, sino que pone huevos, archiva tus documentos importantes y encuadra tus cuentas.
  • ADOLF HITLER: Hay que fusilar al pollo inmediatamente, y también a los testigos de la escena y a diez personas más escogidas al azar por no haber impedido este acto subversivo.
  • YODA: Tentación del lado oscuro de la fuerza muy fuerte es. No resistirse pudo el pollo y la carretera cruzada fue.
  • HOMERO SIMPSON: Uhmmm... ¡¡POLLO!!
GUILTY OR INNOCENT

Tagged by: Nobody, just thought this looked cool. =)

Tagging: @runawayagent​, @n-u-m-b-e-r-4-7​, @simactire​, @marie-nivans​, @ninelivesandcounting​, @primlfur​, and anyone else who wants to do this!

(This is for starting point Luther, not including anything that has happened with ships, etc.)

Asked someone to marry you? - Innocent
Kissed one of your friends? - Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? - Innocent
Ever told a lie? - Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? - Guilty
Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? - Guilty
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - Innocent
Kissed a picture? - Innocent
Slept in until 5pm? - Guilty
Fallen asleep at work or school? - Guilty
Held a snake? - Innocent
Been suspended from school? - Guilty
Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? - Guilty
Stolen something? - Guilty
Been fired from a job? - Guilty
Done something you regret? - Guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? - Innocent
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Innocent
Kissed in the rain? - Innocent
Sat on a roof top? - Guilty
Kissed someone you shouldn’t? - Innocent
Sang in the shower? - Guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - Innocent
Shaved your head? - Guilty
Slept naked? - Guilty
Had a boxing membership? - Innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? - Innocent
Been in a band? - Innocent
Shot a gun? - Guilty
Donated blood? - Innocent
Eaten alligator meat? - Guilty
Eaten cheesecake? - Guilty
Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Guilty
Have/had a tattoo? - Guilty
Liked someone, but will never tell who? - Guilty
Been too honest? - Innocent
Ruined a surprise? - Innocent
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? - Innocent
Erased someone in your friends list? - Innocent
Dressed in a man’s clothes? - Guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes? - Innocent
Joined a pageant? - Innocent
Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - Innocent
Still have communication with your ex? - Innocent
Cheated on someone? - Innocent
Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? - Innocent
A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? - Innocent
Got so angry that you cried? - Guilty
Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? - Guilty
Thought about suicide? - Guilty
Thought about murder? - Guilty
Actually murdered someone? - Guilty
Thought about mass murder? - Innocent
Actually committed a mass murder? - Innocent
Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? - Guilty
Stalked someone? - Guilty
Had a girlfriend? - Innocent
Had a boyfriend? - Innocent
Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? - Guilty