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[OOC:…I just basically summed up Almost Human for a friend of mine back home, who has never seen it before: “It’s like, if John McClane from Die Hard ever got a show, but he’s in the future, has a synthetic leg, and has a funnier, sympathetic version of the Terminator as his partner.” CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG.]

Commissions are officially OPEN!

[Insert cheesy inspirational music here!]

Ahem. I will have seven slots available, although two slots have already been reserved, as listed below. Five slots are currently open. It will be a first come, first serve basis. So, if you’re interested, make sure you’re not on anon! I will provide my email address in return and then we can discuss further details, as well as payment plan.

1. AgentZingari
2. JediMasterTank
3. [Free]
4. [Free]
5. [Free]
6. [Free]
7. [Free]

I do have limits with my skills and preferences, and mostly, I won’t do erotic or porn. Tasteful nudes are another story, however. Extensive machinery and robotics are a little tricky, so I’m sketchy (ha, no pun intended) about those, but it can be worked around. :)

So, good luck, and here’s to hoping to seeing some of you on my list! :D

— KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL MAKES WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

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[★] B A S I C S


Name: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE—I mean. Ahem. Brittney.
Pronouns: She/Her/etc…
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Time Zone: Central Standard Time
Zodiac sign: Aries
Taken or Single: Married
Three facts: I am in the Armed Forces (Marines to be exact); I have a daughter; my cat army is growing and soon we shall take over the world! Right after naptime. Zzzzz…

[★] E X P E R I E N C E

How long (months/years?): 10+ years
Platforms you’ve used: CyberChat, LiveJournal, G-Chat, Skype, Tumblr, Google Docs/Drive, and notebooks. Yes. OLD SCHOOL PAPER NOTEBOOKS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHAT NOW BITCHES. WHAT.
Best experience: I never really had one, honestly. I’ve never received any cool awards or nominations. And I’ve never had any recognition from up on higher beyond the RP community. Aside from a few select and dear friends, no one outside the circle has actually acknowledged I exist, to be frank. Kinda sad, actually…

[★] M U S E   P R E F E R E N C E S


Female or Male:
Female
Favorite face:  Lena Headey, Gina Carano
Least favorite face: I don’t really have one of these either

[★] W R I T I N G   P R E F E R E N C E S


Fluff, Angst or Smut: Story arcs, action, fluff, survival, nsfw rainbows (which doesn’t mean just smut, people!)
Plots or Memes: Both
Long or Short replies: Either or
Best time to write: Mid-day to evening time frame
Are you like your muse(s): Besides the shortness and stubbornness? Not entirely, no.
People to Tag: therapardalis, shieldagentilona, shieldlibrarian, fakesmilesandsecrets, agentjjkelly, agentsterling, chrysalis-opening, meimdishonest

[Ugh. I was trying to get a flight home earlier than I was originally slotted for, but I was booked under a standby mode. And the plane, predictably, conveniently, was full the one time I needed an empty seat. Almost every flight I have been on usually had enough empty seats to house standbys. So I am BACK to my midnight arrival flight in Milwaukee.

I just really hate how my bad luck strings along after me whenever I travel. For once, I would like everything to go right on all my flights, to and from. But no, I somehow end up with SOMETHING going wrong, one way or another, on at least one of my flights.

The luck of a loser without the money to buy a new ticket for another just-as-close airport to my house, I guess. Couldn’t even switch my flight from Milwaukee to Chicago without paying an exorbitant fee. And oh look, I couldn’t even get a government expense for my flight. Convenient, airport ticketing system! So convenient it’s down or unavailable when I ask.]

…This is how I feel right now about Agents of SHIELD and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

I haven’t seen the newest episode. I haven’t seen the movie. .____. And I keep seeing stuff on my dash that’s labeled spoilers, but as of this moment, I have no clue why. Or how. And I aim to rectify this.

Agents of SHIELD, I can watch online. Captain America, I won’t get to see until next weekend.

*cracks knuckles*

Let’s do this.