lunges to the moon


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Donald Trump has won the US Presidential election. He will be the 45th President.

As darkness loomed over all of the United States, God-Emperor Elect Trump took to the stage to gloat over his victory over everyone who wasn’t a Christian straight white male.

“May the next 4 years be filled with the crushing of bones of minorities to be ground into a fine paste so that they may be used to paint the many statues built in my honour,” he boomed into a microphone.

“Bow down, America. My ego has not yet been satiated.” The crowd cheered in veneration. “Worship me. Worship me until you die.”

The crowd screeched until their lungs were sore and throats bleeding. They howled at the moon and yelled racial slurs in victory. The earth split open in several places and from it the smell of sulfur emerged. Hell had been unleashed and it wore a toupe.

“Bring me the constitution. I wish to devour it and replace it with my word as law,” Trump yelled.

Ruling Body Parts

Aries / Mars / 1st House
Head, face, brain, eyes, adrenal & suprarenal glands

Taurus / Venus / 2nd House
Throat, neck, vocal chords, thyroid gland, ears

Gemini / Mercury / 3rd House
Arms, lungs, shoulders, hands, nervous system

Cancer / the Moon / 4th House
Breasts/chest, breast bone, stomach, womb

Leo / the Sun / 5th House
Heart, chest, upper back, spine

Virgo / Mercury / 6th House
Abdomen, digestive system, spleen, nervous system

Libra / Venus / 7th House
Kidneys, lower back, buttocks, skin

Scorpio / Mars, Pluto / 8th House
Genitals, reproductive system, bladder, excretory system

Sagittarius / Jupiter / 9th House
Sciatic nerve, pituitary gland, liver, hips, thighs

Capricorn / Saturn / 10th House
Knees, joints, skeletal system, skin, teeth

Aquarius / Saturn, Uranus / 11th House
Circulatory system, calves, shins, ankles

Pisces / Jupiter, Neptune / 12th House
Lymphatic system, feet, toes, adipose tissue, immune system

Moon Magic Through The Zodiac

The full moon of November is coming up. Since I perform a lot of moon magic, I thought I’d share more information about Moon Magic and Esbats.

For Novembers full moon (Frost Moon, Snow Moon, Beaver Moon), The Moon will be in Gemini.

Astrological Moon Phases:

* Moon in Aries: Spells involving authority/leadership, willpower and rebirth, spiritual conversion. Healing rituals for ailments of the face, head, or brain are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Taurus: Spells involving love, real estate, and money, material acquisitions. Healing rituals for ailments of the throat, neck, and ears are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Gemini: Spells involving communication, public relations and travel, change of residence, and writing. Healing rituals for ailments of the shoulders, arms, hands, or lungs are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Cancer: Spells involving domestic life, for home, and honoring lunar deities. Healing rituals for ailments of the chest or stomach are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Leo: Spells involving power over others, courage, child birth, authority, and fertility. Healing rituals for ailments of the upper back, spine, or heart are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Virgo: Spells involving employment matters, health, dietary concerns, and intellectual matters. Healing rituals for ailments of the intestines or nervous system are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Libra: Spells involving court cases, partnerships and unions, mental stimulation, karmic, spiritual, or emotional balance, and artistic matters. Healing rituals for ailments of the lower back or kidneys are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Scorpio: Spells involving secrets, power and psychic growth, sexual matters, and fundamental transformations. Healing rituals for ailments of the reproductive organs are also done during this period of time.
* Moon in Sagittarius: Spells involving publications, sports, the truth, legal matters, and travel. Healing rituals for ailments of the liver, thighs, or hips are also done at this time.
* Moon in Capricorn: Spells involving career, political matters, ambition, organization, recognition, and career. Healing rituals for the knees, bones, teeth, and skin are also done at this time.
* Moon in Aquarius: Spells involving science, freedom, personal/creative expression, problem solving, friendship, extrasensory abilities, and the breaking of bad habits or unhealthy addictions. Healing rituals for ailments of the calves, ankles, or blood are also done at this time.
* Moon in Pisces: Spells involving music, telepathy, clairvoyance, dream work, and creative arts. Healing rituals for ailments of the feet or lymph glands are also done at this time.

Taking Away My Love Part 4

Bucky x Reader (eventually)

Based on Queens by Misterwives

Word Count: 2,467 words

Warnings: swearing, violence, angst.

LOOKIE HERE: There’s going to be either two or three more parts! 


Part 3 Part 5 

Originally posted by natpekis

I was seething. Everyone knew I was, too. Dinner was a silent affair and I couldn’t look at anyone. Especially Tony. Looking at him just made me want to kill him. I silently get up from my spot at the table, picking up my plate. I ignore the slight sting in my hands and set the plate into the sink. I walk out of the common room and head straight outside.

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You knew the sun-

And he had eyes full of stars and gold in his veins. A lover made of fire, with flames at the fingertips, a touch that burned as it traced your skin.

“You should not love me.”

“And if I did?”

He sighed. “You’d fall. You’d fall with nothing left of you but dust.”

You met the sea-

And he had a mouth full of darkness and lies on his tongue. An immortal wrapped in moon dust with storms in his lungs.

“You would not survive my love.”

“What if I didn’t want your love?”

He laughed. “You already have it. You’ve had it all along.”

You endured the sky-

And he has a grip that cut. A king who laughed at the sight of blood.

“You will have to chose.”

“If I can’t?”

He grinned, “You chose already. It’s written all over your traitorous heart.”

So you smiled as you fell and laughed when saltwater arms opened wide to greet you.

You smiled because

                 You were coming home.

L.H.Z // Icarus loved the Sun, but then he met the Sea

There are stars in your lungs
That’s why sometimes you can’t breath
The moon rests in your head
That’s why it’s hard to think
There is asteroids bouncing on the walls of your heart
That’s why it hurts to feel sometimes
You have a galaxy within in
Where there not suppose to be
People were never meant to contain
So much
—  lydiaskiss
This Moon was made for vocal cords greater than mine
with a purer moan of timbre
grief and longing married in my lungs.
I live by the sliver of a crescent moon barely waxed
barely contained
with the sky spilling out the edges
I swallow my own tail and come to the inkiness of my own pupil
I become a yipping cry
something more threatening
than mourning.
—  If I Was a Coyote, @scirihts