lunch-time-adventures

omg at lunch the other day my friend bailey was lying on the ground and he saw the principle coming so he grabbed one of the girls in our group and pulled her on top of him and screamed HELP HELP SHES STEALING MY INNOCENCE and the principle walked over and just stared at him for like 5 minutes it was like a mexican shoot out with their eyes it was just dead silent and he was just lying there with this girl on top of him

gaiahypothesis-deactivated20140 asked:

once in art michelle was showing someone your research project and they got all weirded out by that one pic with the heels holding up her underwear and they were all "OMG THATS PORN!!!!!" and i just snorted thinking holy shit you should see her BLOG thats nothing

WHAT THEY SHOWED THAT IN CLASS!? THERE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY NSFW PICTURES ON THERE WHAT OMG I WARNED MICHELLE WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!

omfg I’m fucking mortified please kill me