lunar grands

O universo para os inocentes

"Cinco estrelas lá no céu

Contam a história de ninguém

Outro dia ele falou

Sobre quem te deve amor sem ter nem um tostão

Sem ter sequer um coração

Lá no alto já soma quatro

O sol nasce na chuva e no gramado,

O casamento da viúva, do espanhol e do cortês

Dura toda a eternidade, dura mais de um mês

Seus olhos tão brilhantes

Feito Andromeda, Sirius e os seus números infinitos

Aqui a música tocou alto durante a noite e no céu

As três marias iluminavam com seu véu

E seus braços roxos

De nebulosas cor-de-rosa e estrelas próximas

De centauros e cometas

Eu tinha sete planetas

Mas te dei todos em um olhar

Meus ossos de poeira vasta

Teu sangue de supernova outra hora

Foi uma grande rocha lunar

Duas estrelas se faziam companhia

O sol dizia que nascia

Mas elas ficavam noite e dia

No mesmo lugar

No fim minha canção de ninar

Contava a história de uma única estrela no céu

Era sinal que choveu, e o réu

O rei e a rainha tomavam banho na rua

Fazendo impar virar do avesso

E o avesso ser perfeito

Durante a vida, o universo e tudo mais.”

Mística

Astronauta

Todo empezó por un ‘¡Toma, puto! In yourface.

Ughh.

Entre más amasaba mis dedos en la carne, más cambiaban mis sentimientos. (Hatesex, anyone?)

 

Es tiempo de podar el césped.

En sexto semestre de prepa para chicos bien (¡ja!), vinieron unos batos a darnos educación sexual:

Lección 1)

La única protección sexual es la abstinencia.

Lección 2)

Una mujer que tiene sexo premarital es como una servilleta sucia; nadiequiere volver a usarla después.

Lección 3)

El hombre que tiene sexo premarital es como una paleta que cayó al suelo. Nadie quiere metérsela a la boca de nuevo.

Lección 4)

Recuerden que son chicos bien.


Si este lunar fuera más grande, seguro sería uno de esos sobresalientes y peludos.

Ow…

La plática del día siguiente la dio una ex-novia de mi papá… y habló de que no queríamos saber nada sobre los marginados y que sólo pensábamos en tener sexo todo el día.

Nomásme pude enfocar en sus arrugas e imaginarlas restregándose contra las de mi padre.


…¿habrá salido todo?

En fin. Nada impidió mi epifanía ni el trío del otro día.

Me sentí como el primer hombre en la luna. Sólo me faltó la bandera para clavártela.

Ya no recuerdo cómo se sentía ser tan ingenua, o mínimo menos maleada, pero definitivamente me acuerdo de que fuiste una puta culera. Vete a la verga.

¡¡¡CULEADÓOON!!1      

Yuyen Chew

@LaBichiTropical

 

Astronauta was originally published on Carnicería

Two Google Lunar XPRIZE Teams Announce Rideshare Partnership for Mission to the Moon in 2016 NewsPr

Two Google Lunar XPRIZE Teams Announce Rideshare Partnership for Mission to the Moon in 2016

Business Wire India

HAKUTO, the only Japanese team competing for the $30 million Google Lunar XPRIZE, has announced a contract with fellow competitor, Astrobotic, based in Pittsburgh, Pa., to carry a pair of rovers to the moon. Astrobotic plans to launch its Google Lunar XPRIZE mission on a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral, Fla., during the second half of 2016. HAKUTO’s twin rovers, Moonraker and Tetris, will piggyback on Astrobotic’s Griffin lander to reach the lunar surface. Upon touchdown, the rovers will be released simultaneously with Astrobotic’s Andy rover, developed by Carnegie Mellon University, travel 500 meters on the moon’s surface and send high-definition images and video back to Earth, all in pursuit of the $20M Google Lunar XPRIZE Grand Prize.

Last month, both teams were awarded Google Lunar XPRIZE Milestone Prizes: HAKUTO won $500,000 for technological advancements in the Mobility category, while Astrobotic, in partnership with Carnegie Mellon University, won a total of $1.75M for innovations in all three focus areas—Landing, Mobility and Imaging. Throughout the judging process, all three rovers, Moonraker, Tetris and Andy, demonstrated the ability to move 500 meters across the lunar surface and withstand the high radiation environment and extreme temperatures on the moon.

This partnership between the teams demonstrates a new phase of collaboration within the Google Lunar XPRIZE competition. Both sides will benefit with HAKUTO obtaining a ride to the moon and Astrobotic securing an important customer for its long-term lunar delivery service venture. This joint contribution would be reflected in a share of the prize purse.

The target area for this landing will be the Lacus Mortis region, located in the northeastern part of the moon. Images from spacecraft orbiting the moon suggest that Lacus Mortis holds a pit or a skylight, and could potentially be an entrance to a lunar cave. These caves are thought to be lava tubes and could prove scientifically important in explaining the moon’s volcanic past. Longer-term, they have potential to house habitats that would protect humans from the hostile lunar environment.

Google Lunar XPRIZE and Astrobotic representatives joined HAKUTO yesterday at the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo to announce the partnership and report on the recent Google Lunar XPRIZE Milestone Prize awards.

"I am very excited to announce this rideshare contract with Astrobotic," said Takeshi Hakamada, HAKUTO team leader and CEO of ispace. "This is the next major step for HAKUTO towards our lunar mission after we won the Mobility Milestone Prize. This contract enables HAKUTO to actually send our rover to the moon, which is important because HAKUTO is only concentrating on rover development. Astrobotic Technology is developing a lander that has the capability to open up a new era of lunar transportation services, and I have no doubt that they will be the first team to land on the moon."

“Astrobotic is thrilled to welcome HAKUTO aboard our first mission,” said John Thornton, CEO of Astrobotic Technology Inc. “We envision a ‘NASCAR on the Moon’ scenario, where competing teams land together, and countries can cheer on their team to the finish line. HAKUTO is the first team signed to fulfill our dream of the first race beyond Earth’s orbit.”

"We are delighted that two of our teams have engaged in this partnership for their Google Lunar XPRIZE missions," said Andrew Barton, director of technical operations, Google Lunar XPRIZE. "Stimulating new business ecosystems is one of the core goals of any XPRIZE competition, and this joint venture is an excellent example of how humanity’s commercial and economic interests will expand into space in the coming years. This announcement builds on the progress seen during the recent Google Lunar XPRIZE Milestone Prize awards, and we look forward to the teams furthering this momentum with the news of a confirmed launch contract.”

This past December, the deadline for the Google Lunar XPRIZE was officially extended until December 31, 2016. This partnership between HAKUTO and Astrobotic is a positive step towards fulfilling the criteria required for all teams to move forward in the competition, which includes at least one team providing documentation of a scheduled launch by December 31, 2015.

About Astrobotic

Astrobotic Technology Inc. is a space logistics company that delivers payloads to the moon for companies, governments, universities, non-profits and individuals. Astrobotic’s spacecraft accommodates multiple customers on a single flight, offering flexibility at an industry-defining low price. Astrobotic is a NASA contractor, and is also an official partner with NASA on the Lunar CATALYST program. With its partner, Carnegie Mellon University, Astrobotic is pursuing the $30M Google Lunar XPRIZE and is planning to launch the first mission in 2016. Astrobotic was founded in 2008 and is headquartered in Pittsburgh, Pa. For more information, visit https://www.astrobotic.com.

About HAKUTO

HAKUTO, operated by ispace technologies, Inc., is the only team from Japan competing for the $30M Google Lunar XPRIZE. The development of the Moonraker and Tetris rovers is led by Professor Kazuya Yoshida (Prof. at Tohoku University and CTO of ispace technologies, Inc.). For more information, visit http://team-hakuto.jp/.

About the Google Lunar XPRIZE

The $30M Google Lunar XPRIZE is an unprecedented competition to challenge and inspire engineers and entrepreneurs from around the world to develop low-cost methods of robotic space exploration. To win the Google Lunar XPRIZE, a privately funded team must successfully place a robot on the moon’s surface that explores at least 500 meters and transmits high-definition video and images back to Earth. For more information, visit http://lunar.xprize.org/.

 

Como vestir un cuerpo reloj de arena.

Chicas hoy vamos a descubrir  como vestir la forma de Cuerpo reloj de arena.Es un cuerpo proporcionado, con cintura definida y caderas y hombros de ancho similar, es un estilo de cuerpo muy deseado. Si éste es tu tipo, puedes sentirte muy contenta y sacale partido.Acá te dejo algunos consejos para lograrlo.  Aquí vamos!!!!Tips

Evita las prendas sueltas en la cintura.Si abres el escote y llevarás la atención a la cara.Definir la cintura es sumamente importante.Evita las formas redondas, tanto en escotes como en hebillas o accesorios.Te favorecen los estampados lineales, gráficos o art print que está tan de moda. Cuidado con los estampados a lunares o flores grandes.Puedes superponer prendas creando líneas rectas: saquitos abiertos, camisas o chalecos con cinturones por dentro o por fuera es lo ideal.Si  eresmenudita, podrás jugar más al límite. Si eres de contextura grande, tendrás que seguir los consejos de manera más estricta. En este caso, cada vez que elijas algo fíjate que los accesorios, botones o hebillas tengan cierta proporción con tu cuerpo. Un collar muy finito te hará ver más grande.Busca un sostén que arme y sostenga.Diseños que te favorecen:Escotes cavados: drapeados, en V, bote, cruzado, corazón o cuadrado. Evita los escotes cerrados o en U.Corte imperio: Ojo con este corte que se despega en la cintura, perderás lo mejor de tu cuerpo.Camisas entalladas: Para usar abiertas o cerradas.Sweaters o saquitos de hilados livianos y al cuerpo: Nada de lana con ochos o tramas que dan volumen. Las prendas abiertas son las mejores. Recuerda que cortar

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http://tinyurl.com/vestir-cuerpo-reloj-de-arena

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Baleias são seres majestosos, mestres dos mares em toda a sua imponência e magnitude. O que poucos sabem é que, na verdade, baleias vem da lua e ficam muito doentes vivendo na terra e tudo o que elas querem é serem mandadas de volta pra lua em foguetes. De preferência do programa espacial mexicano

Gabriel Stocco on Acid, Vitor Ussui Miagi e Daniel Linhares Birthday Boy com: Baleias Lunares

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