lumberjack slam

me and my bird at a restaurant
  • me: how's the food
  • bird: coo coo
  • me: i know we could've ordered pizza but it's nice going out sometimes
  • bird: coo coo
  • me: well maybe you should've said something if your show is so important to you
  • bird: coo coo
  • me: it's always what YOU wanna do ISN'T IT
  • bird: *flapping wings aggressively and squawking*
  • me: CONGRATS! YOU DID IT AGAIN CARL! YOU EMBARRASSED ME AND YOURSELF IN PUBLIC AGAIN! YOU KNOW WHAT? DEXTER BECOMES A FUCKING LUMBERJACK! LOOK IT UP CARL! DEXTER SHOULD'VE ENDED RIGHT AFTER THE TRINITY KILLER! BUT NO HE'S A FUCKING LUMBERJACK!
  • bird: *screeching and slamming against windows*