luke-lightwood

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valentine is not my father. i’m not your brother, clary.

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shadowhunters + handwriting [insp.]

2x08 summary- Magnus’ POV

Alec: I need you to throw my brothers rune ceremony

Magnus:

Jace: I know you had sex with my brother, I felt it

Magnus:

Maryse: I heard you liked to drink

Magnus:

Max: *freaked out* How much of you is a demon?

Magnus:

Clary: I hate Simon! I’m leaving this party

Magnus:

Jace: Maryse just tried to kill me! Look at the non-existent axe in the wall!

Magnus:

Iris: *steals Magnus’ spell book*

Magnus:

Raj: I wanted to know if you were up for a threesome

Magnus:

Clary and Jace: Clary can make runes and has pure angel blood that could potential destroy the whole downworld but we wanted to be secretive

Magnus:

Shadowhunters: *exist*

Magnus:

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shadowhunters + this buzzfeed quiz (insp)

Wishlist of Shadowhunters Spinoffs:
  • America’s Next High Warlock: the judge panel consists of Magnus Bane, Raphael Santiago and Ragnor Fell. Every time they disagree Magnus rolls his eyes and takes a sip of his cocktail
  • Sunny Side Up: kids show hosted by Clary Fray and a cohort of colorful puppets, who team up to teach children how to draw runes
  • C.S.I.: Downworlders: follows Luke’s day job
  • Izzy’s Home Cooking: cooking show. Unexplainably canceled after s1
  • The Santiagos: Raphael and Simon’s daily life when Simon’s band is not on tour. 99% of the show consists of them bickering
  • Keeping Up With the Lightwoods: loads of angst. Loads of drama. Endless eyerolling. Renamed Keeping Up With the Lightwood-Banes after s3
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“to know your enemy, you must become your enemy”

  • Magnus: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Clary: It would be nice to get my sense of putting back.
  • Jace: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.
  • Raphael: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
  • Simon: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Alec: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Luke: Kids, could you lighten up a little?