Leia: *dropping Ben off at the new jedi academy* Here, Luke. Please, teach this boy something.
Luke: but, Leia, you can’t just–
Leia: is that Han calling? I think that’s Han calling.
Luke: Leia, I’ve got other younglings to train.
Leia: Be good for Uncle Luke, alright?
Ben: I like Darth Vader.
Ben: die rebel scum!
Luke: *speaking over intercom* Leia, I can’t do this.
Leia: what do you mean? He’s just a little boy.
Luke: I think he’s going to murder me!
Leia: oh, don’t be silly!
Han: *in the background* don’t let him get hold of a lightsaber.
Han: it never ends well.
Luke: what do you mean, never ends well?
Leia: I think we’re breaking up. *crinkles paper in front of speaker*
*intercom call ends*
Luke: oh come on!
Ben: want to have lightsaber training, Uncle Luke? *evil laugh*