The Villains of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a Nutshell
  • Iron Man: Backstabbing Businessman
  • The Incredible Hulk: Soldier on Extreme Steroids V2
  • Iron Man 2: Vengeful Son with no Stage Presence
  • Thor: Angry Adopted Brother With a Sadistic Streak
  • Captain America The First Avenger: Actual Nazi Leader
  • Avengers: Angry Adopted Brother With Backup This Time
  • Iron Man 3: Ripoff of Syndrome From The Incredibles
  • Agents of Shield Season 1: Cyborg Military Leader
  • Thor The Dark World: Space Conqueror With No Stage Presence
  • Captain America the Winter Soldier: Robert Redford
  • Guardians of the Galaxy: Overly Dramatic Radical
  • Agents of Shield Season 2: Manipulative Vengeful Mom
  • Agent Carter Season 1: Beta Black Widow
  • Daredevil Season 1: Businessman With Toddler Like Temper Problems
  • Age of Ultron: James Spader as a Robot Tumblr
  • Ant-Man: Dr. Goodweather On Shrinking Drugs
  • Agents of Shield Season 3: Godlike Shapeshifter
  • Jessica Jones Season 1: Psychotic Mind Controlling Rapist
  • Agent Carter Season 2: Actress With a Sadistic Streak Going Unnoticed For Too Long Thanks To Cultural Norms
  • Daredevil Season 2: Resurrected Ninja Burn Victim
  • Captain America Civil War: Angry Colonel Out For Blood
  • Luke Cage Season 1: Arms Dealer Having Way Too Much Fun For This Plot
  • Agents of Shield Season 4: Horny AI Program
  • Doctor Strange: Mads Mikkelsen With Magic
  • Iron Fist Season 1: Its own showrunner
  • Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2: Literal god
  • Spider-Man Homecoming: Honest Blue Collar Worker Turned Scary Arms Dealer
  • The Defenders: Ancient Ninjas With Resurrected Ex-Girlfriend
  • Inhumans: Game of Thrones Actor Typecast for the Rest of his Life
  • Thor Ragnarok: Edgy Older Sister With Fabulous Stage Presence.
  • The Punisher: Military Friend with a Face Full of Glass
  • Agents of Shield Season 5: Some Liquid Metal
  • The Runaways: PTA parents in the Mafia
  • Black Panther: Radicalist Cousin
  • Jessica Jones Season 2: Crazy mom
  • Avengers Infinity War: Space Gorilla With a Shiny Glove
  • Cloak and Dagger: Oil Corporations
  • Luke Cage Season 2: Really Angry/Scary Gangster
  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Baba Yaga
The entire MCU as Parks and Rec gifs

Iron Man:

Originally posted by whatshouldwecallcapricorn

The Incredible Hulk: 

Originally posted by ronfire-of-the-vanities

Iron Man 2: 

Originally posted by recandpark

Thor: 

Originally posted by meet-me-onthe-equinox

Captain America: The First Avenger

Originally posted by princesconsuela

The Avengers:

Originally posted by not-all-the-prayers

Iron Man 3:

Originally posted by princesconsuela

Thor: The Dark World 

Originally posted by holden-caulfieldlings

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 

Originally posted by ninelittledevils

Guardians of the Galaxy

Originally posted by enlevez-moi-ce-stetho

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Ant-Man 

Originally posted by poehlermeyers

Captain America: Civil War

Originally posted by dwight-schrutes


Doctor Strange:

Originally posted by 10-lanterns-and-a-dreamcatcher

Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 (read: the shrimp is Star-Lord, Ron is Yondu, Steve is Ego) 

Originally posted by iguessijustlikelikingthings

Spider-Man Homecoming: 

Originally posted by meet-me-onthe-equinox

Thor: Ragnarok

Originally posted by loki-s-scepter

Black Panther

Originally posted by allsonargent

Avengers: Infinity War

Originally posted by ronfire-of-the-vanities

Ant-Man and the Wasp:

Originally posted by superficialstark

Captain Marvel:

Originally posted by somethingwhosnottaken

Agents of SHIELD: 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Agent Carter:

Originally posted by simonteenca

Inhumans:

Originally posted by holden-caulfieldlings

Daredevil:

Originally posted by thesightlessbird

Jessica Jones: 

Originally posted by always-bl0oming

Luke Cage: 

Originally posted by hulu

Iron Fist: 

Originally posted by meet-me-onthe-equinox

The Defenders:

Originally posted by smatteringofrandom

The Punisher:

Originally posted by omega-orca


The Runaways:

Originally posted by parksandwreckreation

Cloak and Dagger:

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

New Warriors: 

Originally posted by snugfest

Most Wanted:

Originally posted by totallystalking

Damage Control (the show that was greenlit but never followed through):

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

This year for Halloween,

I need the Brooklyn 99 Squad to dress up as NYC’s Defenders…

Terry would dress up as Luke Cage

Rosa would be Jessica Jones

Jake would be Matt Murdock, but not the Daredevil because he can’t “fill out the outfit like he wants to”.

Amy would dress as Elektra to go along with Jake since they’re married now.

And Charles would think he has to dress up as The Punisher because they both punish bad guys, right?

*interracial couple exist*

Toxic fandom: I will dedicate years to invalidating this couple.

*two white people exist in the same universe*

Toxic Fandom: I will ship these two regardless of history, chemistry, probability, narrative, or logic. This is canon and the gospel of the Gods.